Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 "Crazy, Sexy, Cool" was not only the name of TLC's best selling album, it's also three words that describe the young Costner. Prrrrrrrrr.....what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man (what a mighty, mighty good man). You ladies know what I'm talking about. Chicks dig Costner 'cause they know he cares. Here is Costner just kicking back. Just because he's a big Hollywood star doesn't mean he has to be on all the time. In his spare time Costner likes to play cards (mainly Gin Rummy) and go disco dancing. Also he is a famed magician as you can see from his magic hands in the photo above. David Copperfield once said "I'm good and all yes, but Costner - he is the bing-bong-bizzle-shizzle-lizzle mah nizzle-plizzle. I made the Statue of Liberty disappear but last June I saw Kev-bo make the entire Atlantic ocean disappear." The photo that made young Nick Custer want to be a cowboy. Costner is also famous for his near prefect Tom Cruise impersonation. "Flawless", said Bryan Brown world famous star of such films as "F/X" and "F/X 2: The Deadly Art of Illusion". Costner finds his inner piece. Hello, is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile You're all I've ever wanted and my arms are open wide 'Cause you know just what to say and you know just what to do And I want to tell you so much, I love you Kevin Costner likes anal sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Your slipping 2T, forgot the classic He loves bow hunting season but he only shoots bully animals. He loves kittens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 8, 2005 Author Share Posted January 8, 2005 After Kevin Costner accidentally dialed Morgan Freeman instead of the number he was supposed to call they never spoke again. "Okay, now peel off your shorts slowly.....now slide your hand up and down your hardness...yeah, that's right...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 eeekkk... :ill: Like I said give me John Travolta, and then we will talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 2track, comedy gold...awesome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Khaki al-Jizzeera Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 In my country there is saying: "Women are for babies, men are for pleasure." I have saying of my own: "Costner is only man in world I will give reach-around!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 9, 2005 Author Share Posted January 9, 2005 damn straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 I can look at the "Magic Hands" picture alllll day!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 i can look at kevin costner all day!! and in my fav film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 oh that dreamboat kevin...i wish he'd get out of my mind, and get into my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 "In my young days, I used to pick up sluts, and I don't mean that nastily. It's more a term of endearment, really, for girls who know how to speak their minds." Kevin Costner (01/18/1955 – ) The more observant of you'll notice, yep that's right, just 9 days till Costner Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Seriously, whats with this sudden Kevin Costner fetish?? The man had gills and webbed feet for god's sake! Am i making sense? Or am i just a hater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 But... But he danced with wolves! And does a wonderful English accent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 But... But he danced with wolves! And does a wonderful English accent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 this is the best thread. ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Kevin Costner isn't all that great.... (turns around and runs away from the crowd of K.C. fanatics carrying pitch forks and torches) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 are you kidding me?! i fucking hate kevin costner. i avoid his movies like the plague. i fucking hate him. but this thread is fucking amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 alright I've got an ally in this crowd!!! And I think some people neglect to remember this movie... Total Crap!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Pourqoui ne c'est pas 'Le Bodyguard'? 'Ne la quitte jamais des yeux --> Don't take your eyes off her Reste toujours sur tes gardes --> Always stay on your guard Ne tombe jamais amoureux' --> Never fall in love J'aime parler en francais, c'est tres sexy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Nice work KoS. Kevin builds baseball stadiums in fields to make everyone's dreams come true. He's that kinda guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 what's with all the costner hating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Its fun to costner hate, Offers an olive branch!!! Must admit i always liked that film.... no matter how inaccurate it was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 26, 2005 Author Share Posted January 26, 2005 Although she looked happy being with Hot Costner, it was later found out that her happiness was only because Kev had released her from his basement earlier on that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Found this in the newspaper this past sunday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Usagi-Chan Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 didn't think it was so big sorry!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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