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a collection of offensive jokes.

 

for example, and this one is tame.

 

A lawyer is sitting in his parked BMW when a tow truck crashes into the car. The crash takes car door clean off and the driver speeds away. The lawyer immediately signals a cop and begins ranting about how much the damage to his car is going to cost. The cop replies, "You lawyers are so materialistic. All you care about is money." The lawyer says, "How DARE you call me materialistic." The cop replies, "Well, you've been so concerned about your car that you didn't notice that your arm is missing." The lawyer screams, "FUCK! My Rolex!"
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I'm considering Libertarian Socialism.. that's like anarchy with no guns and everyone gets a pie...

 

chomsky's the only guy i know that's used that label.

i was looking up dem libertarian, and found out dennis leary's one, so you know, that helps for me.

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