Reverend Jax Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 I told you before Stay away from my door Don't give me that Brother Brother Brother Brother. The freaks on the phone Won't leave me alone So don't give me that Brother Brother Brother Brother. I, I found out. I, I found out. Now that I showed you What I've been through Don't take nobody's word What you can do Ain't no Jesus Gonna come from the sky Now that I found out I know I can cry I, I found out I, I found out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 The reason why so many people are getting divorced.....turm your sound up for this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 I like the peace in the backseat, I don’t have to drive, I don’t have to speak, I can watch the country side, and I can fall asleep.  My family tree’s loosing all it’s leaves, crashing towards the driver’s seat, the lightning bolt made enough heat to melt the street beneath your feet.  Alice died in the night,  I’ve been learning to drive. My whole life, I’ve been learning.  I like the peace in the backseat, I don’t have to drive, I don’t have to speak, I can watch the country side  Alice died in the night, I’ve been learning to drive. My whole life, I’ve been learning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Maaan, supercult.com. Goth grrls and arty close-ups of their muffs. If there was ever a reason to be arrested for indecent exposure...(I'm at an internet cafe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 23, 2005 Author Share Posted March 23, 2005 THE REAL REASON STEDMAN WON'T LEAVE OPRAH Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Thats a whole lotta ass... Â Look I know the Queen of England and I lost her number can you please connect me to the Queen? Â Ma'am we can't connect you we need the number if you don't have it we cant connect you. Â You can't give me the number, I need to speak with the Queen it is urgent. Â Ma'am we can't connect you.. Â AHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Â Â GO TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Â Â ::click:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 (edited) Â Credit dowe for this one Edited March 23, 2005 by MetalHeart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 and i thought i had a strong stomach... Â Â I saw a hummer low rider limo today... what a waste of money $$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 I really want to just crawl back into bed....... Â Â as;dkjf;aksjg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 some lady calls my house... Â Lady: Is my car at your house??? (sounds mad and frantic) Me: Ummm I dont know.. what does it look like? (groggy... just woke up) Lady: Its big and orange... Me: And... I guess you want me to go look? Lady: Yes Me: ughhh...*walks to back door looks for car.. spots something orange... walks back to phone* Yes there is something orange back there.. Lady: Okay thanks! Â End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 MH, Â is that a real person or something that was photoshopped? how crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 24, 2005 Author Share Posted March 24, 2005 Motown is prepping their compilation album,Motown Remixed, with Hip-hop's biggest producers including ?uestlove, DJ Green Lantern, Salaam Remi, and DJ Jazzy Jeff Motown Remixed will feature 15 of Motown's classic tunes remixed for the Hip-Hop generation. Producers mixed Hip-Hop with funk and soul to transform oldies but goodies like Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On", Smokey Robinson & The Miracles' "The Tears of A Clown" and Jackson 5's "I Want You Back" into modern day hits. Motown Remixed is scheduled to hit the racks on May, 24. advertisement  Additionally, Motown/UME will also release a Motown Unmixed CD on also the 24th, which will feature the classic versions of the "Remixed" tunes. Just a week before the remix release, on May 10, Motown will release three vinyl mega-singles, Volume 1, Volume 2, and Volume 3 -together they include 10 out of the 15 songs from Motown Remixed.  Look out for the Motown Remixed Tour with DJ Smash to hit the road and take over your city during the months of May and June -dates haven't been announced. However, some of the lucky cities hosting the tour will include New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Detroit, Miami, Atlanta, San Francisco, Philadelphia, and Washington, D.C.  "Motown Remixed" feature producers/songs:  - The Randy Watson Experience: Ahmir "?uestlove" Thompson and James Poyser - "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" (Gladys Knight & The Pips)  - DJ Green Lantern - "Mary Jane" (Rick James)  - Salaam Remi - "ABC" (Jackson 5)  - DJ Z-Trip - "I Want You Back" (Jackson 5)  - DJ Jazzy Jeff - "Papa Was A Rolling Stone" (The Temptations)  - DJ Spinna - "Keep On Truckin" (Eddie Kendricks)  - Hank Shocklee - "Smiling Faces Sometimes" (Undisputed Truth)  - Easy Mo Bee - "Just My Imagination(Running Away With Me)" (The Temptations)  - Mocean Worker AKA Adam Dorn - "I Just Want To Celebrate" (Rare Earth)  - Hotsnax AKA Full Phatt - "The Tears of A Clown" (Smokey Robinson & The Miracles)  - King Britt - "War" (Edwin Starr)  - DJ Smash - "Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours" (Stevie Wonder)  - Da Producers, including Paul Simpson - "Let's Get It On" (Marvin Gaye)  - Rafe Gomez and David Baron as The Groove Boutique - "Quiet Storm" (Smokey Robinson)  - Tranzition (everyANYTHING) - "My World Is Empty Without You" (Diana Ross & The Supremes)  Pick up Motown Remixed along with the classic version CD, Motown Unmixed, in stores in May 24th. Catch a sneak peek on Volume 1, Volume 2 and Volume 3 vinyl in stores May 10th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 FHP is doing a rolling road block on sr 417 ...2 mph in northbound traffic thru our entire county... Â Â and they dont call us (seminoel county sheriff) to let us know...................... Â screw you too fhp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 MH, is that a real person or something that was photoshopped? how crazy.   I'm trying to figure it out. I have no clue! It's sad if it's real though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 (edited) Edited March 24, 2005 by MetalHeart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 While at work...  Jesse: Deidre intercom 1 me: yes Jesse:... I have to take a number 2 out the slippery hole me:... go for it  lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 "There was something white and sticky on the bed, I dont know what it was but I ate it anyway. Kind of salty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 me: Hey tell richard that he has call holding for him  Justin: you want me to tell him that?  me: no, i want you to tell him that  Justin: huh?  me: Huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Jesse: I will have her job oneday... you know why? .. I like being on top.. *looks at me in a crazy wierd way* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 I'll be on the bottom... no complaints here. Â Â I heard a cell phoen ring today... it said "your (in rick james/chapelles voice) 'bitches' are calling...over and over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 Work dialogues? Maybe good for a new thread? Â Me: I don't know what library it needs. [database library] Â [Computer: window keeps popping up, cannot close] Â Me: [in response to window not able to close] I can't get it out. Â [Laughter from others around me] Â Louis: Well maybe you shouldn't have put it in... Â [More laughter] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 you're so cute. goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 It's still snowing and it's the end of March. Â Enough allready! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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