bunnyfoofoo Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 "officer, do you actually mean to tell me that you think my little 4 cylinder can go from 15 to 45 in less than 20 feet??" "er..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nknight Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 ... i have worn the same hat to work since halloween with no comment... (its a christmas hat with black fur insted of white) now i dont go 10 min without somone telling me how "festive" it is... im not pissed or anything... its just weird that no one noticed the darn thing till december... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Life imitates art..... Actor, Friend Face Charges in Police DeathSunday December 11 7:05 PM ET An actor who once played an aspiring mobster on "The Sopranos" faces murder charges along with another man in the death of an off-duty police officer, authorities said Sunday. Lillo Brancato Jr., 29, was hospitalized in critical condition with gunshot wounds suffered when the officer shot him after catching two men breaking into a home. Brancato's friend Steven Armento, 48, was also shot and in critical condition. Prosecutors were in the process Sunday of charging Armento with first- and second-degree murder and Brancato with second-degree murder in the death Saturday of Officer Daniel Enchautegui, 28, said Steven Reed, a spokesman for the district attorney's office. The two men also face burglary and weapons possession offenses, Reed said. He did not know if either had lawyers who could comment. Enchautegui, a three-year veteran of the force, had returned home after a late-night shift when he heard glass breaking next door. He called 911 to report a possible burglary, then went after the men, police said. The officer was shot in the chest but managed to shoot both suspects several times, police said. Brancato became friends with Armento over a year ago after he began dating Armento's daughter, said neighbor Paula Izurieta, 25. She said she often heard the couple fighting and had a talk with Brancato after one argument a few weeks ago. "I went down to talk to him to try to get him to go to rehab," she said. "He was supposed to go Monday but he didn't." She said Brancato had grown increasingly withdrawn over the last year. "He was thin as anything," she said. Brancato, who was arrested in June for heroin possession, was arrested again in Yonkers two days before the shooting after one of Armento's daughters called in a harassment complaint, Yonkers police said. He was charged with disorderly conduct. Brancato got his acting break as a 16-year-old in the Robert De Niro-directed film "A Bronx Tale" in 1993. He appeared in a dozen other films, including "Crimson Tide" and "Enemy of the State." On "The Sopranos," he played mobster wannabe Matt Bevilacqua in a half-dozen episodes before he was executed by the mob boss. Enchautegui was the second New York City police officer killed in less than two weeks; officer Dillon Stewart was shot to death Nov. 28 during a car chase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 I just stubbed my fucking toe off the fucking door and it fucking hurts!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 The following is an e-mail going around NYC... and now California and now Atlanta (and now Tallahassee & South Florida). The 1st part is a girl's apology e-mail for cheating. The 2nd is his HILARIOUS response which was forwarded to his entire address book and is now circulating everywhere? Please continue the string of humiliation. ------------------------------------ Brad, It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all or anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that. I am so sorry. Elizabeth RESPONSE: Dear Elizabeth, Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about". You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't fuck him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blonde who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know. P.S. I forwarded about 100 people on this email. Talk to you never, Brad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 one of drunken deities' finest moments: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Fucking A, alls you bitches suck 2track... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 aint no party like a whacked band party cause a whacked band party dont stop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Ok. So I never really see pictures of guys or people I don't know, and think "Fucking hell, they are gorgeous and I just want to be in th same room with them!" But I think we have a first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endworld Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I espcially love things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 (edited) Prove It Now that you're gone, I could go on, thinking about it, And would you be, thinking of me, i truly doubt it, You're drowning in adulation, so pretty and so impatient, Now it seems, the war has started, Bored against the brokenhearted Oh, you were a fool to let me go, though I can't prove it, If you had stayed, I'd be afraid, you weren't gonna, And I should have known, to leave you alone, but now I don't wanna, You're thinking about you only, and I'm thinking about me only, Now it seems the war has started, Bored against the brokenhearted Oh, you were a fool to let me go, though I can't prove it, You were just standing there, with your open eyes, And when you brushed against me, I got magnetized, I've got a can of words, so we could talk about it, You never know, You're thinking about you only, and I'm thinking about me only, Now it seems the war has started, Bored against the brokenhearted Oh, you were a fool to let me go, though I can't prove it, You know I can't prove it Check out Yes Dear here! Edited December 13, 2005 by 2track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Bliggity-Blargh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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defgoddess Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 i'm sad cause i can't find the animation of that too many desktop icons thing... sigh. i'm happy cause i'm almost done with school! then i get to... work in retail again. sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Ich nehme eure Siebensachen Werde sie zunichte machen Zersägen zerlegen Nicht fragen zerschlagen Und jetzt die Königsdisziplin Ein Köpfchen von der Puppe ziehen Verletzen zerfetzen zersetzen Zerstören Doch es darf nicht mir gehören Ich muss zerstören Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 http://www.trashtreasury.com/elliott/singl...ks/Stickman.mp3 Right click, save as. all that good shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnyfoofoo Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 2 finals down.... 4 more to go... Windup Nunzilla breathes fiery sparks as she walks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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