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Is Zombie Reagan up to the task?

 

Yes. The zombification process offers a complete rejuvenation of physical ability, and Zombie Reagan has the constitution of twenty-year-old athlete. In fact, he no longer needs to sleep and can withstand any wound save the complete destruction of his head. By way of example, Zombie Reagan would have been able to shrug off his 1981 assassination attempt and eat his attacker.

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ARE YOU THE TM????

 

LMAO ... no. :fuming:

 

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When There Ain't No Hole in the Washtub*

Head full of good thoughts

Belly full of grub

Money in your pocket

When there ain't no hole in the washtub

 

Your nails won't break and your toes won't stub

You never get a fever

When there ain't no hole in the washtub

 

If you look to the good side

Fallin' down's a free ride

Slippin' and a-slidin' in the mud

If your back is hurtin'

I can say for certain

I'll be there to treat you to a soothin' back rub

When there ain't no hole in the washtub

 

Lunch with the uppercrust

Dinner at the club

High on the hog

When there ain't no hole in the washtub

Watermelon gardens, berries on a shrub

Cookies in the kitchen

When there ain't no hole in the washtub

 

I'll be there to treat you to a soothin' back rub!

When there ain't no hole in the washtub

 

If you look to the good side

Fallin' down's a free ride

Slippin' and a-slidin' in the mud

So it twists and contorts you

The barrel supports you

You can feed and clothe yourself

With a rub-a-dub-dub!

When there ain't no hole in the washtub

Ain't no hole in the washtub

Ain't no hole in the washtub

 

 

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A Mess of Mama's Barbecue*

When you meet somebody that don't like soul food

They still got a soul

And it don't mean that you got no rhythm

If you don't like rock 'n roll

But if your tastes are like mine

You like cider not wine

And your very favorite thing to do

Is get a perty girl dancin' to jug-band music

And a mess of mama's barbecue

 

Barbecue lifts my spirit

I swear that it never fails

And the sauce mama makes just stays there forever

If you dare to get it under your nails

Well you maybe poor with a wolf at your door

But money isn't everything

You still got your song and a river full of fun

And you'll always have a song to sing

 

So get the frown off your face

We're gonna replace it with a grin and a dream come true

With a perty girl dancin' to jug-band music

And a mess of mama's barbecue

 

Barbecue lifts my spirit

I swear that it never fails

And the sauce mama makes just stays there forever

If you dare to get it under your nails

So get the frown off your face

We're gonna replace it with a grin and a dream come true

With a perty girl dancin' to jug-band music

And a mess of mama's barbecue

 

That's a perty girl dancin' to jug-band music

And a mess of mama's barbe-

Mess of mama's barbe-

Mess of mama's barbecue!

 

A mess of mama's barbecue :???:

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