The NZA Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 Its like i dont even know you sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 God bless Newsarama for printing this unedited....  11-01-2006, 09:16 PM  ATOMIC COMICS MESA STORE DESTROYED From Atomic Comics Owner Mike Malve  Tuesday morning at 9am about an hour before the store opens a 16 year old girl with her 19 year old boyfriend drove there car threw the store front window and crashed into the middle of Atomic Comics Mesa Superstore location [in Arizona].  The store alarm went off and they pulled there car out of the wreckage and left the scene of the crime. Within minutes we received a call from our alarm company. We called the store manager Julian who was on his way to the shop. He then called us back at the offices about ten minutes later..frantic… and saying it was a war zone at the shop. Anybody who knows Julian, knows he tend to overreact to things. So when Jay came into my office and said we need to go drive down to the Mesa store. I sort of went reluctantly.  Forty minutes later when I arrived at the store and saw all the carnage. It was hard to take . There where 8 cop cars and the fire department as well. Apparently the car hit the one part of the store that housed the water main and all the pipes where broken , causing several 100,000 gallons of water to be shot out across the whole store at great force. The store was ankle deep in water in minutes. The city came in and shut down all the water , but it took about thirty minutes to get that under control. So by the time I walked into the shop, comics and toys where floating around the shop. Things that where clear way on the other side of the shop way up high still got hit.  Emergency water removal teams then went to work and got all the water out over the course of the day. But the water and just the moister and humidity took its toll on the rest of the product in the store. I say when all is said and done we took about a 90% hit on all our product being destroyed in the shop. I have spent all day dealing with all the insurance issues as well as options on what will be next for the Mesa superstore.  Yesterday every news crew in town stood in line for hours to interview us. I have tried to get attention like this for years! I guess I’ll start driving the Atomic van into our mall store for some Christmas PR. Bottom line no one was killed and Atomic will rise from the muck …as we always do.  Mike Malve iz gud at spellung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Let's cyber-sex make up. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 LOVE IS.....a heated debate "You fucking whore. You filthy fucking Bob Barker rimming slutty fucking whore. Show me this week's prize you nasty cum-slut. Show me the camper van you fucking bucket of ejaculate, spread your fucking legs and expose your pink while you show me the propane-powered barbeque".  "Fuck you you sad little boy"  "Fuck me? Fuck me? Fuck you"  "When's the last time you did that you fucking asshole...remember last Wednesday? I wanted you so fucking bad but, no you couldn't do it...there was more important things. You remember?"  "Oh fuck you"  "No, as I've said you couldn't because of your show"  "I can fuck you whenever the fuck I want, my show is once a fucking week"  "You're such a queer"  "I'm not the one that spent her tweens eating pussy"  "That was sexual exploration, you were probably pulling hard cocks at twelve you fucking faggot"  "Up yours"  "Tell me what wasn't creepy uncle hand jobbin' about last Wednesday?"  "The Dancing With The Stars result show is important to me, just like spreading cool whip on your haddock smelling snatch and letting your mangey cat lick it off is to you, okay? That makes you a fucked up sexual deviant, but doesn't make me a fucking fag, you ani-whore"  "Whatever"  "I love you, baby"  "I love you too"  "Good night"  *kiss* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 Finally, Hondo's Bar (if it gets past these editor-fucks tomorrow) is ready to join the ranks of MetalHearts and Hot Costners on Urban Dictionary.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Finally, Hondo's Bar (if it gets past these editor-fucks tomorrow) is ready to join the ranks of MetalHearts and Hot Costners on Urban Dictionary.com   Cock-and-ball merchant needs it's dues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 2, 2006 Author Share Posted November 2, 2006 yeah, its gonna have to, cause lookin at that 30-second article, there's almost no way theyre not gonna flag it for advertising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CjDucky Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 For all you in the dirty south.. here's some early season snowy goodness.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 700! here's somethin for a few of you who got us here:Â for sen: Â Â Â pffffffffft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CjDucky Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 Do we have or can we get an Opie And Anthony thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 2, 2006 Share Posted November 2, 2006 I am seriously annoyed by the little emo kids sitting next to me... They are so gay it makes me want to throw up on them. Bunch'a loosers. Â Read this with a lisp... "Do you like this new google thing that fills in what you type?" Â Â WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WATCH SCAREFACE IN SPANISH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 only my true hondonians that got stuck here halloween night caught the easter egg... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 LOVE IS.....a heated debate "You fucking whore. You filthy fucking Bob Barker rimming slutty fucking whore. Show me this week's prize you nasty cum-slut. Show me the camper van you fucking bucket of ejaculate, spread your fucking legs and expose your pink while you show me the propane-powered barbeque".  "Fuck you you sad little boy"  "Fuck me? Fuck me? Fuck you"  "When's the last time you did that you fucking asshole...remember last Wednesday? I wanted you so fucking bad but, no you couldn't do it...there was more important things. You remember?"  "Oh fuck you"  "No, as I've said you couldn't because of your show"  "I can fuck you whenever the fuck I want, my show is once a fucking week"  "You're such a queer"  "I'm not the one that spent her tweens eating pussy"  "That was sexual exploration, you were probably pulling hard cocks at twelve you fucking faggot"  "Up yours"  "Tell me what wasn't creepy uncle hand jobbin' about last Wednesday?"  "The Dancing With The Stars result show is important to me, just like spreading cool whip on your haddock smelling snatch and letting your mangey cat lick it off is to you, okay? That makes you a fucked up sexual deviant, but doesn't make me a fucking fag, you ani-whore"  "Whatever"  "I love you, baby"  "I love you too"  "Good night"  *kiss*  No piss-take, trade Dancing with the Stars with Oz- It scares me how well you capture a night in the house of Garret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 You are not Wondrous of Spirit if you are not tempted into Strange Mysterious theoretical doors, Children... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 -Astonishing X-Men vol 1 hardcover (whedon), oh and if you can club Newt and jack his Absolute Sandman, youll have a friend for life. Â Between you an skeeter I need to start watching my back. Â Â Â Â Â Just to rub in cause I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Love this bit... smooth work Jax. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Between you an skeeter I need to start watching my back.Just to rub in cause I can. Â Â I'm crying, too, y'know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Be still this old heart Be still this old skin Drink your last drink Sin your last sin  Sing your last song About the beginning Sing it out loud So the people can hear Let's Go!  Be still this sad day Be still this sad year Hope your last hope Fear you last fear  You're not the only one You're not the only one You're not the only one You're not the only one Let's Go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Â Â WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! I AM GOING TO PRETEND I DIDN'T SEE THAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Cock-and-ball merchant needs it's dues. I just sumbitted Hulk Cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I'm fukin bored... I can do homework but I'd rather wait for tomorrow so I can have something to do on a borring Sunday afternoon. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â I got a great massage from Javi today.... I love lamaze... he better start giving me more back rubbs... damn it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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