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26/30 in my Anthro Theory final exam... not bad for kraming all freaking weekend prior to the test. Freaking A i thought my brain was going to explode trying to rmeember all of it.

 

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This Post office gig is really kicking my ass, but in a good way. The 8-10 hrs of constant labor seem to fly due to the heavy volume of freaking mail! Plus you get a whole lot of exercise doing this stuff... I swear I've lost like two-three pounds in the three days that i've worked there.

 

From doing waht I do all night I have some advice about your priority mail sent in boxes: Make sure you take the time to wrap your items so that they won't break becasue honestly, your boxes will get thrown and thrown and thrown again into various bins...

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I just talked to my dad:

 

Me - "I don't know what to get you for Xmas! any movies or books I have in mind you already have? Do you have this this or this?"

 

Dad- "yes yes and yes. It's ok! You could get me underwear and that would be awesome! But remember - boxer briefs!"

 

Me - "You mean... you don't wear THONGS?!"

 

Dad - "well, ok. Only IF they don't have sequins. I don't want to get a rash!"

 

We both Lol'd heartily at that. I don't know why. I just love my pops. That is why my childhood was so fucking awesome.

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I just talked to my dad:

 

Me - "I don't know what to get you for Xmas! any movies or books I have in mind you already have? Do you have this this or this?"

 

Dad- "yes yes and yes. It's ok! You could get me underwear and that would be awesome! But remember - boxer briefs!"

 

Me - "You mean... you don't wear THONGS?!"

 

Dad - "well, ok. Only IF they don't have sequins. I don't want to get a rash!"

 

We both Lol'd heartily at that. I don't know why. I just love my pops. That is why my childhood was so fucking awesome.

This explains so much.

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Herbert A. Millington

Chair - Search Committee

412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University

College Hill, MA 34109

 

Dear Professor Millington,

 

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I

regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me

an assistant professor position in your department.

 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually

large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field

of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

 

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in

rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at

this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor

in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

 

Sincerely,

Chris L. Jensen

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