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Going to the hospital sucks fucking balls. After an hour I decided to sign myself out of there before the motherfuckers even called my name. Extreme pain can be cured by Dead Rising damn it.

 

If I die in the next 48 hours send my regards to the kittens.

 

 

 

A;WLKEJT;LKUGH?!

What's wrong? NO DEATH FOR YOU! :???:

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I was having these really bad stomach pains for the last few days and so I went to the hospital but I figured no matter how much pain there was it wasn't enough pain to stay in the emergency room any longer.

 

I'm feeling kinda better now but if I'm still fucked up tomorrow I'm gonna go back....maybe.

 

I don't have the patience to take care of myself :???:

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I'm with U 2T. Doctors are all crazy freaks looking to do wierd experiments on you. I mean who was the first doctor? Doctor Frankenstein that who!

 

If you'd a stayed in that emergency room they'd a channeled a lightning bolt up you ass and put a metal rod in your neck.

 

Hospitals are nothing but carnage centers. You'd be better off getting medical treatment at a meatpcaking plant.

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unless something's really wring with you in which case, why the fuck aren't you talking to your doctor?

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I should be good.

 

I looked on WebMD and it said that I either had E. Coli or appendicitis.

 

I've been pretty fucked up, yes, but I'd rather know I was really fucked up before I went to the hospital. I guess my problem seemed miniscule compared to all the fucked up people I saw at the emergency room. Believe me, my decision didn't go down too well, but what the fuck. I'm stubborn.

 

If nothing at least I got a kick ass arm-band.

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This week I'm starting to feel what LL felt when she worked the post office... oh my god, so much. fucking.mail.

 

I'm not even gonna get x-mas off! DAMN YOU PPLS AND YOUR MAIL!!!!! AHHHHHHHHh!

 

Alright, it's not that bad - I've lost like 5-7 lbs already. But damn it, I just can't wait till the end of next week and most importantly the filthy overtime riddled fat paychecks - Put that shit, in my hand.

 

In other news,

Sooooo tired!

:):???:

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