Ganny McVagflaps

Wait the shit, I hate to be interjecting (again) in this thread of joy, but there was a Lady Doc Ock? Move over Ben Reilly, I'm backing that crazy bitch. When the fuck did that happen? (Quick Google search) The fucking fuck? This must've been in those wilderness years when I discovered going to the comic store is pretty sweet, but slipping the hefty into a fizzy slit is so much better. This is pre-having cake and eating it. I thought they were mutually exclusive damn it. Anyways continue. . . . (Oh, and lemme know them Lady DocOc issues puhrrrleeez so I can torrent legally read 'em)

I ain't gonna lie son, I'm 50 Tyson. Also: edit: sadly misquoted 50 Tyson

All hail the biggest BR bro ever. EVER.

Idon'twannasoundlikeaqueerornothin' but I welled up at KA2.

YES!

As a double-feature Grindhouse was phenomenal. Two separate longer flicks not so much, sadly. Machete however was magnificent and now MACHETE KILLS with president Chuck fucking Shuck.

That's damn near impossible to read.

And you best bloody bring the gentleman! Sacrilege! Is there a last meal thread anywhere? Too lazy/hungover to search for one.

No idea how I got home. I've got a feeling I did something bad.

Wait, weren't you like a sperm in the 90's? You would've had to have been there then to understand it now. Amazing.

Fuck, this is a devastating defeat for OCT. Ouch. (I'm assuming they won't be making a comeback)

All the more reason to drink the sangria if you ask me. Pain killers and booze can be wonderful.

Fuck this movie. Looks like a piece of piss and I love pieces of piss. Also Blade II is far superior to the first one. Cuntz.

Holy Shit

You know it's going to be good. I'm more concerned about the pulled pork sandwich. I love me a good pulled pork sandwich.

Wow, Panch. Just wow.

Just finished "No Crossover: The Trial of Allen Iverson" and have now started "The Announcement". Fuck, I love 30 for 30. A-I and Magic are two of the greatest (obvious statement of the day).

Can remember the name of the corpulent, grody vampire from Blade? edit: Don't matter took like a second to find a picture. Photoshop saved.

There's an old dude sitting on the wall outside my house counting literally two g's of cash in 50s. I'm half tempted to run outside, knock him over the head and make off with the ducats but the old fucker knows where I live. Rats.

Bwahahahahahaha +1 for the Baytze