The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 I'M BACK!! Yes, rejoice non-knowing ones, The Almighty One has returned!! Now all of your questions will go answered and all shall be great... all shall be good! For those of you that are not familiar with who The Almighty Nostrajaiknee is, heres a quick history of The Greatness: I'm the spring of 1980 a child was born, but not like any other child... this child had a special gift! The gift of Knowledge... JAIKNEE KNOWLEDGE!!!! Now all grown up, this child has decided to share his knowledge with all the world! SO ASK AWAY jaiknee knowledge seekers and The Almighty Nostrajaiknee will bestow that knowledge upon you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Hello, All Knowing One that makes all us other non-knowing ones look like dorks, I have a question... What exactly is a... "jaiknee"? P.S. You're so cool!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 dear know-all jaiknee, how you know if yo ho be cheatin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted December 8, 2004 Author Share Posted December 8, 2004 Da Cap'n, have we met...? What exactly is a... "jaiknee"? Well, to answer your question loyal subject: A "Jaiknee" (or Jaikneeus Boinkapeepeeus) is a creature that lives in the remote jungle of Pantyland! They are so vicious that they can only be found one per Panty! To some tribes they are considered "The Devil"!! WARNING!! Do not attempt to touch the Jaiknee if not asked to, because then you shall see the true meaning of pain!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted December 8, 2004 Author Share Posted December 8, 2004 how you know if yo ho be cheatin? "Hoes" (as you have described them), ALL CHEAT!!! It's the way of the world!! The number one way to tell though is... jealousy!! When a jaiknee gets jealous and starts accusing you of shit, that means that she feels insecure about something shes done wrong (i.e. talked to another guy, gave him her number, sucked his cock while jiggling his balls and all while wearing a Chun-Li outfit... damn, that bitch was awsome)!! Now, I know what all the chicks are saying... "well the same thing goes for guys then"!! WRONG!!! Guys are to stupid to do something that will incriminate them with insecurities... they'll just come home with lipstick around thier cock!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 ...indeed. Thank you for that. Secondly, is it true that girls only want boyfriends with skills? you know...nunchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills....you know, skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 yay!!!!!!!! good to see this is back!!!!! they'll just come home with lipstick around thier cock!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! yeah, guys are not too swift and bad with the lying. and nick, that's a great question. so mr. almighty, you have told us the definition of the word but where does the word "jaiknee" come from? i heard it was hijacked by some guy that works at hurricane anime from some hot blonde chick who made it up. and if so, shouldn't you be paying her royalities for the usage of the word? or at least make her a cake? or give her a copy of battle royale? sincerely, mystified in miami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MisSarah* Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 yay!!! NOSTRACACA..imean JAIKNEE IS BACK!!!!! ok i guess i should ask you a question(being your baby momma and all) seeing as you havin a lil jaiknee soon, what is the most important thing you want to teach her about being a good jaiknee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 I got a question for you. Whats more important. Friends or Family? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted December 11, 2004 Author Share Posted December 11, 2004 is it true that girls only want boyfriends with skills? you know...nunchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills....you know, skills. To bad you possess neither... Well, my little untalented cowboy... it IS true that all jaiknees want a guy that have... "skills"! The more a guy can do, the less they HAVE to do! NEXT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted December 11, 2004 Author Share Posted December 11, 2004 where does the word "jaiknee" come from? The pronunciation? La Lindsay. The spelling? The Fuentes. The perfection? The Almighty Nostrajaiknee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted December 11, 2004 Author Share Posted December 11, 2004 seeing as you havin a lil jaiknee soon, what is the most important thing you want to teach her about being a good jaiknee! Um... you must be talking about Da Cap'n... I'm The Almighty Nostrajaiknee... ahem. Yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Almighty Nostrajaiknee Posted December 11, 2004 Author Share Posted December 11, 2004 Whats more important. Friends or Family? This isn't a jaiknee question, but I'll answer it anyways... Family is ultimately more imortant, cause at the end of the day, they're always gonna be around (can't really get away from your fam), but friends can be pretty important too! For example: I've had the same friends since I was really young and they have become like brothers to me so they mean just as much! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Friends or family, lose the whole "blood" thing, the more important is the one who treats you with more respect and is really there for you. Mr. Jainkee, is it true Chinese Jaiknee is sidewards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oppai-Seijin Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I'm so glad to have my mentor back!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oppai-Seijin Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Friends or family, lose the whole "blood" thing, the more important is the one who treats you with more respect and is really there for you. Mr. Jainkee, is it true Chinese Jaiknee is sidewards? NJ, can I answer this one? Well, in hopes of his approval, I would say: Not always. Just sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MisSarah* Posted December 18, 2004 Share Posted December 18, 2004 NOSTRAJAIKNEE.... DO U LIKE THE SMELL OF JAIKNEE? HAVE YOU EVER HAD A REALLY BAD SMELLING JAIKNEE? PLEASE TELL US A JAIKNEE STORY ps...do u think i give good advice in my thread? and why have u never asked me a question!? are you a jaiknee racist!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JukeBox Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 I still love my ex-wife Isa, how can I win back this jaiknee? :Autoplay 11 13: "It's been too long and I'm lost without you What am I gonna do Said I been needin' you, wantin' you Wonderin' if ur the same and who's been with you Is ur heart still mine I wanna cry sometimes I miss you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 20, 2004 Share Posted December 20, 2004 psst...hey jukey, some advice: i remember her liking Limp Bizkit (the band), maybe you should give one of their tracks a go & try to woo her back...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 dear nostrajaiknee, where the funk you been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 dear nostrajaiknee, where the funk you been? Sadly, The Almighty Nostrajaiknee is... dead. He passed a few months back in a freak grilled cheese fire accident. I'm sorry nobody was ever told about this, but it... *sniff*... it was just to hard. I will honor our friend by taking over his question thread. It's what he woulda wanted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted February 1, 2006 Share Posted February 1, 2006 Some of my best work... I do miss the original Nostrajaiknee thread, though. Damn Hondo's always crashing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 dear nostragynie, hypothetically, lets say youre seeing a chick who comes to visit you for a few quickies, then runs off to play resident evil 4, after jacking some of your comics and half your sammich. am i being used here? is this what it felt like for the chicks i did this too? and if so, why were they upset? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 That sounds totally hypothetical. Dear Nostrajaiknee, tell us about my space pimpin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lessmighty Nostrajaiknee Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I know you were looking for my cousin, The Almighty Nostrajaiknee, but sadly as mentioned he met a terrible end. He did however speak to me from beyond the grave and tell me of your need. So I have come! The Lessmighty Nostrajaiknee, the adopted black cousin of the Almighty Nostrajaiknee. dear nostragynie, hypothetically, lets say youre seeing a chick who comes to visit you for a few quickies, then runs off to play resident evil 4, after jacking some of your comics and half your sammich. am i being used here? is this what it felt like for the chicks i did this too? and if so, why were they upset? :::sighs::: You really don't have a clue do you? All the poo-nany cost you was a few sandwiches and you're crying about being used? She even let right afterwards and you didn't even have to have after sex small talk? Perhaps you'd feel better if you'd cuddle afterwards you fucking sissy. I think I'm sensing secret man-on-man love fantasies that you have been repressing for too long. Perhaps you should cuddle with Jumbie next time he's in your apartment and see if you feel better? The Lessmighty Nostrajaiknee has spoken! Whoha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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