pictureofdorian Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 HE CARRIES THIS IN HIS PURSE!:: hahahahahhaa sorry that was totally uncalled for, considering you sent me that photo. My serious guess is eyeliner. and.... a fleshlight. or perhaps a pocketass. either way, it's hot. he skeet.. did you not see this one... i think its enough for several pages lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 hey, MH, you like answering things with cats: how much bullshit is this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Do you love all things great and small? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dag Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Where the hell did you find Frankenkitty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 MH, there haven't been a lot of kittens or I think Deidre took care of this one for me. That cat is teh huge! But here are some more just for you, gorgeous: .... there are more where this came from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 (edited) hey, MH, you like answering things with cats: how much bullshit is this one? SHit!!!! That's like.... mammoth cat! I can't really say how much bullshit that is, but fucking hell, I would to HATE clean out that cat's litterbox. Edited April 8, 2005 by MetalHeart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Do you love all things great and small? Small, great things are very much lovable, but sometimes you just gotta side with the big and girthy. *wink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 Where the hell did you find Frankenkitty? Deidre found it, and I was so amazed, I had to use it in an answer right away... wait, was this for IC or myself? B/c that cat is HUGE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Damn, that girl has a HUGE HUGE HUGE PUSSY. Is Kitty by The Presidents of the United States of America the greatest Kitty- themed song in the whole wide world, is there some other Kitty song of which I am unawares that is even greater? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 what are your feelings on the controversial meloncats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dag Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Laughing my ass off at the melon cat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 oh that is adorable, everyone loves pics of cute as hell kittens. wouldnt you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 (edited) Damn, that girl has a HUGE HUGE HUGE PUSSY. Is Kitty by The Presidents of the United States of America the greatest Kitty- themed song in the whole wide world, is there some other Kitty song of which I am unawares that is even greater? heh, that song is hilarious!! But onto the answer... I think that song IS in fact the greatest Kitty themed song in the entire world plus universe divided by my foot squared by a pussy which would equal the greatest Kitty themed song in the entire world plus universe divided by my foot squared by a pussy which would equal the greatest Kitty themed song in the entire world plus universe divided by my foot squared by a pussy which would equal the greatest Kitty themed song in the entire world plus universe divided by my foot squared by a pussy which would equal the greatest Kitty themed song in the entire world plus universe divided by my foot squared by a pussy which would equal the greatest Kitty themed song in the entire world plus universe divided by my foot squared by a pussy which would equal the greatest Kitty themed song in the entire world plus universe divided by my foot squared by a pussy which would equal the greatest Kitty themed song in the entire world plus universe divided by my foot squared by a pussy which would equal the greatest Kitty themed song in the entire world plus universe divided by my foot squared by a pussy which would equal the greatest Kitty themed song in the entire world plus universe divided by my foot squared by a pussy which would equal the greatest Kitty themed song in the entire world plus universe divided by my foot squared by a pussy. Edited April 8, 2005 by MetalHeart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 what are your feelings on the controversial meloncats? Adorable + Hungry. for the melon. and maybe that pussy.... what?! haha but that is super cute though. Reminds me of an azn cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 oh that is adorable, everyone loves pics of cute as hell kittens. wouldnt you agree? Yes ma'am mammogram! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 MH, Are the voices in my head correct? ARE all women whores, and God wants me to punish them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 MH, Are the voices in my head correct? ARE all women whores, and God wants me to punish them? Now, by head do you mean penis? and by women do you really mean moustaches? and of course by God do you mean the game Guess Who? B/c if so, YES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Now, by head do you mean penis? and by women do you really mean moustaches? and of course by God do you mean the game Guess Who? B/c if so, YES! Oh my god I've got to not drink coffee while reading some of these replies. SHot it straight out my nose. Killer Apart from being able to juggle and roll a coin over my knuckles like the demon in Constantine, what other weird skills could I learn that would attract the ladeez? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 So lemme get this straight... my penis is telling me that all moustaches are whores & Milton Bradley wants me to punish them? Ya know, I dunno if I'm comfortable talking about my penis & moustaches in the same sentence... I could prolly be gay if it were'nt for facial hair... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 Oh my god I've got to not drink coffee while reading some of these replies. SHot it straight out my nose. Killer Apart from being able to juggle and roll a coin over my knuckles like the demon in Constantine, what other weird skills could I learn that would attract the ladeez? You truly are a doll just the way you are!!! ...althought the juggling and coin tricks are pretty classy! Maybe super blue hair time would also swoon us ladeex, but seeing as to how you have a girlfriend :-O lol j/k j/k but seriously. Learn to groove to Gravy Train!!!! (yes, those four exclamation marks are apart of the title) then you'll DEFINATELY score some hot chicks. fa shizzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 whats wrong with this picture? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 whats wrong with this picture? :( AAAAAWH I"m sorry sweety! I was totally tired and I'm sorry I left you all alone :(:(:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 ...but...but you had 6 guests with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 AAAAAWH I"m sorry sweety! I was totally tired and I'm sorry I left you all alone :(:(:( ahah its okay.. I just read really old threads and had great laughs.. ...but...but you had 6 guests with you! but but but nothing... are guests real people though? ... well they didnt keep me entertained :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Are the people who drink Bud Light the same people who enjoy drinking their own urine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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