SuperEeyore Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 With an awesome personality and a rockin body? IT was a no-brainer ;) And yes, you are all invited. DOUBLE SCORE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 what is your favorite curse word to use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 How do you feel on patience? Do you have any? and if so may I borrow some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 I have a very limited amount of patience. It wears out very quickly. I've searched everywhere for just a little extra, but it seems so far out of reach. I looked it up in the dictionary but there wasn't anything... Funny enough there wasn't any "sanity" in there either. There WAS a lot of white-out though... Odd, that. I even went so far as to go to my doctor to see if there was something he could give me for patience but sadly he was all out. It only comes in an injectable form, apparently, and he'd already given out everything he had. So to answer your question, yes I have some, but unless it's a dire emergency I'm afraid I don't lend it out very often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 what is your favorite curse word to use? Well fuck... that's the fuckin funniest question I've ever fuckin' heard. I have no fuckin clue what the fuck my favorite fuckin' curse word is, really... I have a fuckin hard time trying to decide that fuckin' answer, man. I mean, fuck... I've had a fuckin' hard day at fuckin' work, fuckin' clients were driving me fuckin' crazy with their fuckin' pets and their fuckin' sob stories about how they can't fuckin' afford their fuckin' bill, that we're too fuckin' expensive, then I come home to a fuckin' crazy question like this? I know this is the fuckin' 'ask jess anything' thread, but my fuckin' brain HURTS today, I don't think I can answer this fuckin' question... I need a fuckin' nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Well...that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 yea wasnt it martin lawrence...or was it murphy, that had the '10 ways to say fuck' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 can i ask you a question about boys or should i ask one of the ones with a question thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 can i ask you a question about boys or should i ask one of the ones with a question thread? Ask away dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 ok let's see... when dealing with a member of the opposite sex that you are enamored of, as such (that being 'a boy') how much should you 'read' into their actions? a. not at all, they have Y chromosomes so therefore there is no point b. some, because technically they do have bigger brains than us (though what they use them for is beyond us), which may be relevant c. a lot, until 5:30 am also, i have a lot of guy friends who talk to me (gasp imagine that), and they often wonder: "why are girls stupid?" granted, i can ask them the same thing about the aforementioned sex, but i would like to answer their question with a semblance of a decent reply...however... i don't know. so, why do you think girls are, in fact, stupid (excluding present company)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 20, 2005 Author Share Posted April 20, 2005 ok let's see... when dealing with a member of the opposite sex that you are enamored of, as such (that being 'a boy') how much should you 'read' into their actions? a. not at all, they have Y chromosomes so therefore there is no point b. some, because technically they do have bigger brains than us (though what they use them for is beyond us), which may be relevant c. a lot, until 5:30 am also, i have a lot of guy friends who talk to me (gasp imagine that), and they often wonder: "why are girls stupid?" granted, i can ask them the same thing about the aforementioned sex, but i would like to answer their question with a semblance of a decent reply...however... i don't know. so, why do you think girls are, in fact, stupid (excluding present company)? *head asplodes* ...Kidding, seriously. Why are girls stupid? Same reason boys are. When dealing with a boy you are enamored with, it would be wise on your part to act aloof, inattentive, and pretend not to notice... much. You see, boys and girls are universally stupid (present company excluded, natch) because we fail to realize that we're using the same exact tricks on one another. If a guy treats a girl like crapola, doesn't pay attention to her needs, and messes with her head, she's totally captivated by him. If a girl strings a guy along, teases and taunts and makes empty promises about everything, he's totally captivated by her. It's a vicious circle and we fall prey to it every single time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 well... that's depressing. where do people like me go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 true, but does the Y chromosome really make us that complicated? No lie, if you feed me, scratch my back, some booty etc ill prolly follow you home. ok, my turn to make heads a-splode... Dear RA: 1) werent you originally TigerEyez or somethin simlar at Preacher's? Why that name, and why this one now? 2) What are your feelings on the mighty, baby-eating Pythagoras? 3) I know youve prolly answered this like 4 times this thread, but at what age/time did you realize you were a thespian? and by thespian, i mean you like-ah dey wee-men, and uhm, theatre. 4) Is it true Drawing the Line (and the new, sharp stuido) would look like Drunken Deities in 8-bit were it not for your web design expertise? 5) Are i-Pods ever gonna come down in price? fuck, ive got like $150 worth of circuit city certificates, i just want the 20 gig... 6) Finally, (godforbid) you come home, and SB's in bed with another chick behind your back, and you magically have one bullet in a lodaded gun in your hand, how dies/gets clipped: random chick (assumin she's not your friend, but if she were...?), or SB? Youre allowed the pacifist answer here, but honest bloody answers warrant cool points. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 20, 2005 Author Share Posted April 20, 2005 well... that's depressing. where do people like me go? Crazy Nah, not really. Well, maybe just a little. Seriously though, don't let it get you down. Have fun with it. You might be surprised where a little fun catch-me-if-you-dare can get you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 20, 2005 Author Share Posted April 20, 2005 true, but does the Y chromosome really make us that complicated? No lie, if you feed me, scratch my back, some booty etc ill prolly follow you home. ok, my turn to make heads a-splode... Dear RA: 1) werent you originally TigerEyez or somethin simlar at Preacher's? Why that name, and why this one now? 2) What are your feelings on the mighty, baby-eating Pythagoras? 3) I know youve prolly answered this like 4 times this thread, but at what age/time did you realize you were a thespian? and by thespian, i mean you like-ah dey wee-men, and uhm, theatre. 4) Is it true Drawing the Line (and the new, sharp stuido) would look like Drunken Deities in 8-bit were it not for your web design expertise? 5) Are i-Pods ever gonna come down in price? fuck, ive got like $150 worth of circuit city certificates, i just want the 20 gig... 6) Finally, (godforbid) you come home, and SB's in bed with another chick behind your back, and you magically have one bullet in a lodaded gun in your hand, how dies/gets clipped: random chick (assumin she's not your friend, but if she were...?), or SB? Youre allowed the pacifist answer here, but honest bloody answers warrant cool points. 1) Yes. Yes I was. And I don't know why I spelled it that way but the name came from when DJ and I first got together, we went to disney and I picked out a bag of those souvenir rolled rocks from a bin, most of which were obsidian, but I got one turquoise, to represent DJ (he has blue eyes), one tiger's eye (because that's what color my eyes are, kinda a gold-brown) and a pink quartz crystal because it was naturally heart-shaped. DJ always said that the Tiger's Eye reminded me of him and so when I joined Preacher's, that's what name stuck. When I came here, after all the drama I'd raised on Preacher's back in my insecure-as-fuck days, I needed a fresh start, and so came the name change of Ruby's Angel (Ruby being the short form of Rubinstein). 2) Pythagoras gives me nightmares. I love it. 3) I finally came to terms with my thespianism when I was in 11th grade, when I changed my name to protect my identity, then joined my high school drama class. It was a life-changing experience. Lights, stage, audiences, FABULOUS costumes... It was awful at first because I couldn't share my true identity with my family and friends, but then one day I just decided to come out...and admit I love the stage. I felt so free that day! Thankfully my thespian lifestyle was widely accepted by my loved ones. ...I realized I liked girls when I was like, 7. *shrug* 4) Perhaps. DJ is capable of making a basic webpage with graphics and stuff, but I don't think he'd get the desired effect if I weren't around to help. Admittedly the DTL site (drawingtheline.net) and it's predecessor (drawingtheline.keenspace.com) are small potatoes, projects I never really got my head around and never made much effort on unless DJ asked me to. 5) iPods will never come down in price. And when you buy one, the next best thing will come out. This is the Apple Curse. I highly suggest you buy from eBay. it's a crapload cheaper. I got lots of love for my Apple guys but... not that much. 6) What bullet? If she's hot, I expect to join in! ;) Buuuut if you want the jealousbitch answer, if I were in that kind of mood, I'd save the bullet and clip her behind the ear with the butt of the gun, render her unconscious, let her wake up tied to a chair and... aw fuck it, I can't do this, I'd just join in...no sense in trying to make something else up. 'sides, we're in a pretty open relationship so if there WAS someone hottttt enough to turn DJ's head he'd tell me about it before surprising me with a girl in my bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Can I ask you anything? I know I dont know you and Ive never talked to you on here, but I think its awesome that you have your own thread amongst so many guys, and I just noticed the other day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 how much should you 'read' into their actions?a. not at all, they have Y chromosomes so therefore there is no point >>true, but does the Y chromosome really make us that complicated? No lie, if you feed me, scratch my back, some booty etc ill prolly follow you home. exactly nick. that is what i was saying, although perhaps not very well? i meant that there's no point in reading into their actions, because with a Y chromosome... yeah, no need to read into because it's already simple! food, sex, etc. there ya go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 20, 2005 Author Share Posted April 20, 2005 Can I ask you anything? I know I dont know you and Ive never talked to you on here, but I think its awesome that you have your own thread amongst so many guys, and I just noticed the other day. Of course you can ask me anything Now, whether or not you'll get a serious answer is still up in the air. I was severely lacking in the "scintillating wit" department last night. Hopefully I get it back today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 20, 2005 Author Share Posted April 20, 2005 >>true, but does the Y chromosome really make us that complicated? No lie, if you feed me, scratch my back, some booty etc ill prolly follow you home. exactly nick. that is what i was saying, although perhaps not very well? i meant that there's no point in reading into their actions, because with a Y chromosome... yeah, no need to read into because it's already simple! food, sex, etc. there ya go. Ahh what the hell, I can't defend that... It's the broken chromosome, they're too simple of a creature to pick apart! Silly me, and my X-chromosome, trying to make them more complex just because I'm too complex for my own good... tsk. Shame on me. Feed 'em, fuck 'em, they're happy as can be. Just don't nag or be clingy and they'll eat out of your hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Do you think bisexuality is a cliche? Do you think any girl who says their bi is just trying to get attention? :( What are your thoughts. I MUST KNOW!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Why? Food, fucking and no nagging? Sounds good to me... If you keep that up, it won't be just your hand I'm eating out of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Is this picture sexy or hilarios, im leaning toward the latter, but thought Id get your opinion???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 21, 2005 Author Share Posted April 21, 2005 Do you think bisexuality is a cliche? Do you think any girl who says their bi is just trying to get attention? :( What are your thoughts. I MUST KNOW!! lol Sadly, yes, I do think bisexuality is cliche. Most girls who claim to be bi are trying to get attention and it makes me sick. I knew a girl in high school like that. Her name was Laura and she was Ssssssssssmokin' hot. I would have nailed her in half a second if she'd have let me. She claimed to be bi, and went around crowing about how she'd slept with a girl - Truth being that she let a mutual friend of ours go down on her and then wouldn't reciprocate. When I half-teasingly offered myself to her, she said I wasn't her type. Why? Because behind the thin veil of her sexual revolution there beat the heart of a pure straight girl. She wasn't interested in ANY girl, and used other bi poseurs as her bait to get guys to turn their heads, but the girls she locked up with were like her - lean, well-endowed, pretty smile, usually blond. Me? I'm short, overweight, crooked teeth, not overly busty... Basically if word had gotten out that I'd had my way with her it would have ruined her plan, and instead of making her cute and trendy to have sex with girls, it would have made her just another one of the school dykes, she'd have been 'tainted' - Stupid high school pettiness, maybe, but truth all the same. It It's sad, really, that these beautiful girls are so insecure about their abilities to get men that they turn to a deviant lifestyle (sort of) in order to get the attention they want. But again I say yes, bisexuality has gone from a social taboo to an acceptable lifestyle - but only if you're a cute perky busty beach bunny or a porn star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 21, 2005 Author Share Posted April 21, 2005 Is this picture sexy or hilarios, im leaning toward the latter, but thought Id get your opinion???? I don't really know what I think about that... The catcher is wearing six inch stilettos and is standing on cobblestone with one leg in the air... And from what I can see there isn't much support there from the pitcher's side. The minute they start "getting into it" if they actually do... The catcher's gonna fall flat on her ass. If you want my honest opinion I think it's kinda stupid - It would be sexier if they were actually sitting on the bike, which I'm sure neither of those girls have ever ridden in their lives. :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 Why do you have the best answer thread throughout the land of Hondo's?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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