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"so, you wanted, to have some space

slow it down some, take a break... fuck you too!

give me my money back, give me my money back you bitch!

I want my money back, and don't forget...

to give me back my black t-shirt

I wish I hadnt, bought you dinner,

right be-fore you, dumped me on your front porch!

give me my money back! give me my money back you bitch...."

 

heheh, ben folds five rocks

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In this old RPG i loved for playstation, called Suikoden (no one played it besides me sadly), one of the objectives was to travel around & meet up with over a hundred people who'd all join up with you (if you convinced them) and theyd go form this castle...

No matter what kinda war was goin on in the game, you could always get back to this caslte real quick & bullshit with these other people...anyway, its dorky but this board is kinda like that, i thought that was funny.

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*michelle and leah at Staples on a Saturday afternoon*

 

Leah: (to staples employee) can i get this article of benicio del toro copied?

 

Staples worker: sure no problem,,

 

Leah: Thanks

 

Michelle: Leah,you are disgusting, he's so not hot

 

Leah: i really don't care, i think he's hot, even if he is twice my age, que-eva, i don't care i'm legal now

 

Michelle: ew, oh look there's a hot guy

 

Leah: yea he's kinda cute, not my type but attractive, look michelle here he comes,

 

Michelle: *this girl freakin RUNS away*

 

Leah: um,,, michelle where did you go?

 

Michelle: (comes back after five minutes of wandering around the paper goods aisle)

 

Leah: oh you're back (staple's worker returns with my long awaited benicio deltoro copies) Excuse me, do you know who benicio del toro is (inner dialouge in my head: JESUS! if she doesn't know who he is, especially after copying my article this is really sad, wait...the fact that i'm even ASKING her, especially after handing her an article ON benicio deltoro shows what little faith i have in the human race, but anyway)

 

Staples worker: Yes

 

Leah: Do you think he is attractive?

 

Staples worker: (makes disgusted face) um...

 

Michelle: see leah i told you he was ugly

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Right so barhopping was fun but i hit on this cute waitress chick who was married (i think in front of her husband too....bitch what you wanna do?) yeah and then this guy that looked like trent reznor hit on me so id say it was fun overall i guess :ill: :D

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maria- what's up with guys and them liking girls with long hair

 

leah- yeah really... what's up with that

 

scottie- well guys like girls with long hair cause, i mean, well they look like girls

 

michelle- what?! i have short hair... you guys fucking suck, just cause i don't have long hair and...

 

scottie- well you don't count cause you look cute... it matches your face

 

leah and maria- yeah that's true

 

michelle- i hate you :plain:

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