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last-minute xmas gift for the whooped: here

 

its a tiffany's-looking white-gold pendant, with a diamond to boot, was $120 at amazon, now its $40. Best part is your gold-digging ho wont even know the difference, just get a tiffany's box or some shit...dont know if itd ship in time, but you can always try.

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in related holiday news: tussin's man should clearly ignore my previous post. this rebuffs my theory on why illiterate women are the best.

 

one more quote for the road, as its a classic:

 

To the fetus a wire hanger is more like a fish hook which is easy to dodge (I know from experience.) However a rusty nine iron is an unforgiving battering ram.
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This book...its speaking to me.

 

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WOLVERINE: SOULTAKER #1 & 2 (of 5)

Written by Akira Yoshida

Penciled by Shin Nagasawa

Cover by Katsuya Terada

Do you like Ninjas? Do you like zombies? Do you like Wolverine? Would you like to see Wolverine fight ninjas and zombies? THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU!!! Wolverine returns to Japan only to get caught in the middle of an ancient war between gods and demons!! Can Wolverine tip the balance for good and save his soul, Japan and the world? This issue guest-stars Yukio!

32 PGS. (each)/Marvel PSR …$2.99 (each)

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it's that time of year...

 

:D

 

It was Christmas Eve babe

In the drunk tank

An old man said to me, won't see another one

And then he sang a song

The Rare Old Mountain Dew

I turned my face away

And dreamed about you

 

Got on a lucky one

Came in eighteen to one

I've got a feeling

This year's for me and you

So happy Christmas

I love you baby

I can see a better time

When all our dreams come true

 

They've got cars big as bars

They've got rivers of gold

But the wind goes right through you

It's no place for the old

When you first took my hand

On a cold Christmas Eve

You promised me

Broadway was waiting for me

 

You were handsome

You were pretty

Queen of New York City

When the band finished playing

They howled out for more

Sinatra was swinging,

All the drunks they were singing

We kissed on a corner

Then danced through the night

 

The boys of the NYPD choir

Were singing "Galway Bay"

And the bells were ringing out

For Christmas day

 

You're a bum

You're a punk

You're an old slut on junk

Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed

You scumbag, you maggot

You cheap lousy faggot

Happy Christmas your arse

I pray God it's our last

 

The boys of the NYPD choir

Still singing "Galway Bay"

And the bells were ringing out

For Christmas day

 

I could have been someone

Well so could anyone

You took my dreams from me

When I first found you

I kept them with me babe

I put them with my own

Can't make it all alone

I've built my dreams around you

 

The boys of the NYPD choir

Still singing "Galway Bay"

And the bells are ringing out

For Christmas day

 

:D

 

kinda makes me miss TulipO :D

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Oliver's Army

 

Don't start that talking

I could talk all night

my mind was sleep walking

While I was putting the world to rights

Call careers information

Have you got yourself an occupation

Olivers Army is here to stay

Olivers army is on their way

And I would rather be anywhere else

But here today

There was a checkpoint charlie

He didn't crack a smile

But it's no laughing party

When you've been on the murder mile

All it takes is one itchy trigger

One more widow one less white nigger

Olivers Army is here to stay

Olivers army is on their way

And I would rather be anywhere else

But here today

Hong Kong is up for grabs

London is full of Arabs

We could be in Palestine

Overrun by a Chinese line

With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne

But there's no danger

It's a professional career

Though it could be arranged

With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear

If you're out of luck or out of work

We could send you to Johannesburg

Olivers Army is here to stay

Olivers army is on their way

And I would rather be anywhere else

But here today

 

Elvis Costello

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I bought myself an encyclopedia of Mythology, got lots of European and Asian Mythology but sadly no South and Central American. Been learning lots of new shit but here's one that Legend of Zelda fans may like:

 

Epona, the Celtic horse goddess, won the favour of the Roman army and was depicted in monuments set up at its cavalry barracks as a woman riding a fast steed, her cloak billowing with air behind her. She was even given her own festival in Rome on December 18. Originally, Epona was almost certainly seen by the celts as a mare, possibly like the great white horse carved in the chalk downs near Wantage, in southern England. The fact that she is often depicted riding a horse with a foal suggests that she was also a goddess of fertility.

 

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