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Mike from the 'Knoll is a cool kid.

 

How to be a pornstar

 

Translated from the German:

 

Lesson 1:

Movement

 

You should always look natural and elegant

Practice walking on high heels.

 

Lesson 2:

Outward appereance

 

Always keep your body in shape.

It's your main asset.

 

Lesson 3:

The Location

 

Outlandish locations spice up the movie.

 

Lesson 4:

Sound

 

No misplaced timidness.

Let it all out.

 

One last piece of advice:

 

Be considerate.

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Urban Dictionary - entry 4,908

 

Hot Brain Injection (Double Dose) 4 up, 2 down (noun)

 

- When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears

 

As used in the example...

'what did you say? I just got a hot brain injection. I can't hear shit!' said Lisa.

 

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oh...that answers that. wasnt very good, but at least i know - thanks Ly.

Fucking Panch.

 

Ask, and Lycaon will answer... however, no guarantees of satisfaction provided (remeber, "fuck if I know," is still an answer). And remember wikipedia is your friend, but like most friends is sometimes full of shit.

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so in the bathroom by the radiologist chamber of doom (RCOD), theyve installed this newfangled contraption that automatically lines the seat with another toilet seat cover by pushing a button, because lets be honest, most of you just werent getting the concept of ripping out the whole in the middle before you shat and that's why you all had feces on your legs and smelled awful. That's where the Uhlek or whatever corporation (im not going back in there right now to verify) steps in.

 

My concern is this: you push a button, the thing circulates around, woosh, your crusty old seat cover revolves over clockwise, and a seemingly-new one is put out. But, the device itself, its just a small plastic lining (big enough to church out the cover, of course) and a button at the end, no real bulk or exit ports that i see. so, is this thing just circulating the same toilet seat cover over and over? where the fuck is it drawing new ones from, and where are the old ones going?

 

Thus, my plan for the remains of the evening are to consume the rest of this big bottle of water, and urinate all over the seat. I will then push the button and if need be, urinate some more (this feat is blargh-worthy, for any man can tell you that holding in your piss after starting, for any amount of time, takes resolve). After 2 revolutions, im certain i will either a) see my urine again, and undo this corporation's schemes, or b) realize that this thing is tappingi into some pocket dimension, much like Nightcrawler does, simply to keep my buttocks clean. If this is the case, I think i shall send in my resume to the good folks over at Uhlek or whatever the fuck they are, 'cause theyre sitting on the biggest goldmine since the penis mightier, and theyre just using it for silly shit.

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