The NZA Posted April 30, 2006 Author Share Posted April 30, 2006 ...so, in a totally unrelated note, ive no idea where i got Uhlek from, its Hygolet, and apparently it comes with a roll of like 100 seat covers, but gives no explanation where they go. I peed on 3 of them, and then i could hold it no more. after anothe 3 revolutions, no pee trail. I dont understand. Perhaps i wasnt persistent enough. Upon reflection, Uhlek was a dangerous group of silent space-cannibals, like a precursor to the Reavers, from a classic EA Genesis game, Starflight. That's 2 awesome things you learned in one post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted May 1, 2006 Author Share Posted May 1, 2006 games that will one day be on my bootlegged PS2 HD loader: MGS 3: Subsistence Hitman Ryuga Gotoku Phantasy Star Universe We Love Katamari Devil May Cry 3 Onimusha 3 & 4 Kingdom Hearts 1 & 2 Def Jam: Fight for NY Xenosaga II Suikoden IV (shutup Newtype, i gotta try it) Fatal Frame 2 Manhunt (possibly maybe) Echo Night: Beyond (on FDB's say-so) mebbe Tekken 5, few others...thing is, its got room for all that shit and more. If it wasnt for MGS4 and mebbe a few otehrs, i dont think id even be inetersted in keepin a PS3 this year, with a lineup like that for me to catch up on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I remember when Suikoden IV came I was all happy cause it was a new Suikoden game. All I have to say is this. Konami can keep my money I just want my Time back from playing a slow mind numbbing game in which you spent 15 hours on a slow moving ship with a fucking random fight every 5 seconds dragging the worst part of the game. Picked it up on a friday traded in the very next day. So if anybody trys to play this game you'll have more fun hitting yourself over the head with a frying pan. Here's a quick review The good: The PS2 has a off button. The bad: See below The ugly: Everything from the music, the graphics, the gameplay (Which you wont find in this game), Zero story, and any other negative adjective you feel like inserting. I give this game 5 out of 5 cause that whats going to happen when you play this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I don't know if there are any NASCAR fans in here, but here's Tony Stewart's wild ride on how to crash and walk in a few easy steps... Dammit. He's got someone on his shoulder for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 and some crazy fucking eyes.... It's kinda funny, I hate Bond flicks, but I'm kinda interested in the new one just 'cause Daniel Criag is in it, but all the Bond-fucks are the other way 'round. Fucking Bond fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MusicManiac Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 "Oh...no more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) FROM THE DESK OF MR.USMAN DIALLO,BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER BANK OF AFRICA [bOA] OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO. Dear friend, Compliments, I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA. I am writting to seek your coperation over this business transaction. In my department,I discovered an abandoned sum of$5.5million USD(five milliom,five hundred thousand US dollars)only , in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that took place in Kenya,East Africa,the Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY,a citizen of Atlanta,United States of America but naturalised in Burkinafaso,West Africa and contractor with ECOWAS,(ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES) . Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because it cannot be released unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately,all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to you via your foreign bank account as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and this money Could go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill. The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclamed after four years, the money will be transfered into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund.The request for your assistance and maximum co-operation as a foreign citizen to stand as the next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. 40 % of this money will be for you as my foreign partner, inrespect to the provision of a foreign account.10 %will be set aside for expences incured during the business and 50 % would be for me.There after I will come over to your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as the relation or next of kin to the deceased,indicating your claims and wherein the money will be remitted . Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of application which you will fill and submit to the office of the foreign remittance director of the bank of africa.I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is stricly confidential and i will use my position in this Bank to effect a hitch free transfer of the fund. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter through this email address: usman_hd2006@yahoo.com Trusting to hear from you immediately. Please,visit the website below for more informations about the Plane Crash and the tragic death of the deceased and his entire family, Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY. http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20...rash/index.html. You can call me on my private number:(226) 7668 5931.For more explanation. Yours faithfully, MR.USMAN DIALLO, Bill AND EXCHANGE MANAGER, BANK OF AFRICA. Bank of Africa? They're not even trying anymore... Edited May 2, 2006 by Lycaon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Member numbers are back? Cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APANCHALYPSE NOW Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Best dubbed "foreign" flick? Old Boy... hands down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 VAMPIRES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 goddamn member #'s..im gonna go fix their little red wagons. yay! scabies!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Fuck, I saw that again. I know what's better.... Wenk and a pirate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MusicManiac Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I haven't laughed this hard since Dennis Farina got walloped in the nose in Get Shorty... brought to you by Kiss a Nurse Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Best dubbed "foreign" flick? Old Boy... hands down! Haven't watched it dubbed. I take it it's at least ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 (edited) Edited May 3, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Maybe it's just the crazy romantic in me, but I think 2-track and this girl are supposed to be together. She doesn't even take off her pants to shit. Now that's class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 the endworld h4x0rz! Coo A murmuring sound of a dove or pigeon, or a sound resembling it, often heard during the speeches of George W. Bush. brought to you by: the Uncyclopedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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