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I mashed up 5 tablets (7.4mg dihydrocodeine 500mg paracetemol) using a tumbler and a vodka shot glass as a makeshift pestle and mortar. There was a proper one in the kitchen, but there was someone out there and I didn't fancy explaining what I was up to.

 

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Then I mixed it up with 20 ml warm tap water. It was a ruddy thick paste so I added another 5 ml.

 

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I then popped to the shop and picked up four bottles of Corona for £3.99. No lime though, I'm sweet enough! Heh heh, wanker. That took about 20 minutes, and when I got back it had cooled to room temperature and begun to separate.

 

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Firstly I passed it through a linen/cotton tea towel (clean of course), which took about five minutes. What was left was a thick, white paste similar to a young boy's ejaculate.

 

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Tea towel connoisseurs may recognise this particular towel as this one.

 

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I then passed it through a coffee filter in a funnel. It's a small chutney jar, as I'm sure you've noticed. I use it to store safety pins in, and I say that without shame.

 

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This is what was left afterwards. I gave the filter a squeeze to get out the last drops, just to make sure I got all the codeine out like a proper smackhead.

 

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Fresh from 30 minutes in the freezer with my Coronas.

 

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Through one more filter and then into the glass and ready to drink. Note the koala.

 

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It tasted bitter, chalky and basically exactly what you'd expect mashed-up tablets to taste like, so I added a bit of Iron Bru and necked it. That was 15 minutes ago and I'm just starting to feel a mild effect, pretty much what I'd normally get with a 30-35 mg amount.

 

I've read easier, quicker ways of filtering out the paracetemol, but I thought I'd do a more thorough job and keep my liver intact.

 

Needless to say I'll have the last laugh.

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