The NZA Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 so, were in september now. exciting times! October means shirt orders finally going in, November means H-con ...and of course the awards, to which i feel like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpunkyMonkey Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Has an ad for sex on a site... wants to know why no one responds to his ads. I feel sorry for him cause... I hope this isn't his best picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpunkyMonkey Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I love the gay ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 I mashed up 5 tablets (7.4mg dihydrocodeine 500mg paracetemol) using a tumbler and a vodka shot glass as a makeshift pestle and mortar. There was a proper one in the kitchen, but there was someone out there and I didn't fancy explaining what I was up to. Then I mixed it up with 20 ml warm tap water. It was a ruddy thick paste so I added another 5 ml. I then popped to the shop and picked up four bottles of Corona for £3.99. No lime though, I'm sweet enough! Heh heh, wanker. That took about 20 minutes, and when I got back it had cooled to room temperature and begun to separate. Firstly I passed it through a linen/cotton tea towel (clean of course), which took about five minutes. What was left was a thick, white paste similar to a young boy's ejaculate. Tea towel connoisseurs may recognise this particular towel as this one. I then passed it through a coffee filter in a funnel. It's a small chutney jar, as I'm sure you've noticed. I use it to store safety pins in, and I say that without shame. This is what was left afterwards. I gave the filter a squeeze to get out the last drops, just to make sure I got all the codeine out like a proper smackhead. Fresh from 30 minutes in the freezer with my Coronas. Through one more filter and then into the glass and ready to drink. Note the koala. It tasted bitter, chalky and basically exactly what you'd expect mashed-up tablets to taste like, so I added a bit of Iron Bru and necked it. That was 15 minutes ago and I'm just starting to feel a mild effect, pretty much what I'd normally get with a 30-35 mg amount. I've read easier, quicker ways of filtering out the paracetemol, but I thought I'd do a more thorough job and keep my liver intact. Needless to say I'll have the last laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Willem Dafoe is such a great creep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 this guy is such a great creepy guy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I love me some T-Rex and Dino comics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpunkyMonkey Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I don't get those comics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 and this is why my love of Nedroids went unnoticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I don't get those comics Me either. Like a fat man farting in a crowded elevator--just plain not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 its ok, ray-ray...they're written just for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 I appreciate the comic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 its ok, ray-ray...they're written just for us. Trufax, sir... trufax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpunkyMonkey Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 (edited) Edited September 6, 2009 by SpunkyMonkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SpunkyMonkey Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/...ofcokeville.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 FUCKING TETRIS JEDI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted September 7, 2009 Author Share Posted September 7, 2009 this needs to be a gif/meme for certain caliber posts around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 this brought the lulz for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 9, 2009 Author Share Posted September 9, 2009 tragic, because its true. its even worse today, on the anniversary and all, when an HD 2D sonic gets "announced" just to start the cycle anew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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