dante Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/ Not always on target with the awkwardness (sometimes it's just downright embarrassing), but man, I'd hate to be posted on this site... There's about 3 or 4 per page. I once went through 54 pages here at work. (There's a button at the bottom that says, older entries.) Here's a sample: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 I love that website so hard! There are some amazing gems on there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 the 80s hairband family has always been my personal favorite: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 What a gem! oh wow! haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spiffytee Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Someone on this site posted this: what a food nazi! As you all know a fabulous Thanksgiving Dinner does not make itself. I need to ask each of you to help by bringing something to complete the meal. I truly appreciate your offers to assist with the meal preparation. Now, while I do have quite a sense of humor and joke around all the time, I COULD NOT BE MORE SERIOUS when I am providing you with your Thanksgiving instructions and orders. I am very particular, so please perform your task EXACTLY as I have requested and read your portion very carefully. If I ask you to bring your offering in a container that has a lid, bring your offering in a container WITH A LID, NOT ALUMINUM FOIL! If I ask you to bring a serving spoon for your dish, BRING A SERVING SPOON, NOT A SOUP SPOON! And please do not forget anything. All food that is to be cooked should already be prepared, bring it hot and ready to serve, warm or room temp. These are your ONLY THREE options. Anything meant to be served cold should, of course, already be cold. HJB—Dinner wine The Mike Byron Family 1. Turnips in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. Please do not fill the casserole all the way up to the top, it gets too messy. I know this may come as a bit of a surprise to you, but most of us hate turnips so don’t feel like you a have to feed an army. 2. Two half gallons of ice cream, one must be VANILLA, I don’t care what the other one is. No store brands please. I did see an ad this morning for Hagan Daz Peppermint Bark Ice Cream, yum!! (no pressure here, though). 3. Toppings for the ice cream. 4. A case of bottled water, NOT gallons, any brand is ok. The Bob Byron Family 1. Green beans or asparagus (not both) in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. If you are making the green beans, please prepare FOUR pounds, if you are making asparagus please prepare FIVE pounds. It is up to you how you wish to prepare them, no soupy sauces, no cheese (you know how Mike is), a light sprinkling of toasted nuts, or pancetta, or some EVOO would be a nice way to jazz them up. 2. A case of beer of your choice (I have Coors Light and Corona) or a bottle of clos du bois chardonnay (you will have to let me know which you will bring prior to 11/22). The Lisa Byron Chesterford Family 1. Lisa as a married woman you are now required to contribute at the adult level. You can bring an hors d’ouvres. A few helpful hints/suggestions. Keep it very light, and non-filling, NO COCKTAIL SAUCE, no beans of any kind. I think your best bet would be a platter of fresh veggies and dip. Not a huge platter mind you (i.e., not the plastic platter from the supermarket). The Michelle Bobble Family 1. Stuffing in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please make the stuffing sans meat. 2. 2.5-3 qts. of mashed squash in a casserole with a lid and serving spoon 3. Proscuitto pin wheel – please stick to the recipe, no need to bring a plate. 4. A pie knife The June Davis Family 1. 15 LBS of mashed potatoes in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please do not use the over-size blue serving dish you used last year. Because you are making such a large batch you can do one of two things: put half the mash in a regulation size casserole with lid and put the other half in a plastic container and we can just replenish with that or use two regulation size casserole dishes with lids. Only one serving spoon is needed. 2. A bottle of clos du bois chardonnay The Amy Misto Family (why do I even bother she will never read this) 1. A pumpkin pie in a pie dish (please use my silver palate recipe) no knife needed. 2. An apple pie in a pie dish, you can use your own recipe, no knife needed. Looking forward to the 28th!! Marney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Someone on this site posted this: what a food nazi! As you all know a fabulous Thanksgiving Dinner does not make itself. I need to ask each of you to help by bringing something to complete the meal. I truly appreciate your offers to assist with the meal preparation. Now, while I do have quite a sense of humor and joke around all the time, I COULD NOT BE MORE SERIOUS when I am providing you with your Thanksgiving instructions and orders. I am very particular, so please perform your task EXACTLY as I have requested and read your portion very carefully. If I ask you to bring your offering in a container that has a lid, bring your offering in a container WITH A LID, NOT ALUMINUM FOIL! If I ask you to bring a serving spoon for your dish, BRING A SERVING SPOON, NOT A SOUP SPOON! And please do not forget anything. All food that is to be cooked should already be prepared, bring it hot and ready to serve, warm or room temp. These are your ONLY THREE options. Anything meant to be served cold should, of course, already be cold. HJB—Dinner wine The Mike Byron Family 1. Turnips in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. Please do not fill the casserole all the way up to the top, it gets too messy. I know this may come as a bit of a surprise to you, but most of us hate turnips so don’t feel like you a have to feed an army. 2. Two half gallons of ice cream, one must be VANILLA, I don’t care what the other one is. No store brands please. I did see an ad this morning for Hagan Daz Peppermint Bark Ice Cream, yum!! (no pressure here, though). 3. Toppings for the ice cream. 4. A case of bottled water, NOT gallons, any brand is ok. The Bob Byron Family 1. Green beans or asparagus (not both) in a casserole with a lid and a serving spoon. If you are making the green beans, please prepare FOUR pounds, if you are making asparagus please prepare FIVE pounds. It is up to you how you wish to prepare them, no soupy sauces, no cheese (you know how Mike is), a light sprinkling of toasted nuts, or pancetta, or some EVOO would be a nice way to jazz them up. 2. A case of beer of your choice (I have Coors Light and Corona) or a bottle of clos du bois chardonnay (you will have to let me know which you will bring prior to 11/22). The Lisa Byron Chesterford Family 1. Lisa as a married woman you are now required to contribute at the adult level. You can bring an hors d’ouvres. A few helpful hints/suggestions. Keep it very light, and non-filling, NO COCKTAIL SAUCE, no beans of any kind. I think your best bet would be a platter of fresh veggies and dip. Not a huge platter mind you (i.e., not the plastic platter from the supermarket). The Michelle Bobble Family 1. Stuffing in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please make the stuffing sans meat. 2. 2.5-3 qts. of mashed squash in a casserole with a lid and serving spoon 3. Proscuitto pin wheel – please stick to the recipe, no need to bring a plate. 4. A pie knife The June Davis Family 1. 15 LBS of mashed potatoes in a casserole with a serving spoon. Please do not use the over-size blue serving dish you used last year. Because you are making such a large batch you can do one of two things: put half the mash in a regulation size casserole with lid and put the other half in a plastic container and we can just replenish with that or use two regulation size casserole dishes with lids. Only one serving spoon is needed. 2. A bottle of clos du bois chardonnay The Amy Misto Family (why do I even bother she will never read this) 1. A pumpkin pie in a pie dish (please use my silver palate recipe) no knife needed. 2. An apple pie in a pie dish, you can use your own recipe, no knife needed. Looking forward to the 28th!! Marney I instantly thought of Princess Meia when I read this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 That's.... that's a family thing, right? Why does shit need to be so formal? Jesus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 i know solo shots are kind of cheating, but this one's hard to top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Benz Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Those nudist ones are crazy! LOL! (I guess the candy went in the bowl...) (The fuck?! That's some serious bad juju right there...) Some boys gettin friendly with their mama. (no, really... that's what it says on the site..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 That last one, if you like that kinda shit, I gotta show you some family shots of a friend of mine... Flick through this family album. http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=7482...mp;id=508609694 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 This is TOTALLY how I wanted my Christmas cards to look like this year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 (The fuck?! That's some serious bad juju right there...) I really wonder if the previous spouse is in that coffin... Some boys gettin friendly with their mama. (no, really... that's what it says on the site..) That one has gotta be doctored (that, or them boys've got some freaky arms). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 HAHA... Oh wow.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 Come on... what's this got to do with "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year?! I'd call this photo "Evidence". It looks like she took one of his clubs when he wasn't looking and is about to MURDER HIM...and the photographer did nothing to stop her. Police: Uh ma'am, we still haven't found your husbands bo- hey...wait a minute. >whack< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Special K Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 AWWW that kitty is not happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 1st one might be a repeat, i forget: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 God, I think just about redecorated our living room with Dr Pepper, it looks normal until you get to the cat. What the fuck is wrong with that cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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