The NZA Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 further proof that cosmo doesnt know what the fuck its talking about great article. "says on the cover '100 Ways to Please Your Man' by some lady. Come on man. Ain't no 100 ways. That list is 4 things long. Just suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwich and don't talk so much." - Dave Chappelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 jesus christ. one of those guys requested an indian burn on his dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I'm fairly certain that the men who write into Cosmo are either women posing as men or being held at gunpoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 20, 2011 Author Share Posted August 20, 2011 Cracked: 6 Reasons The Guy Who's Fixing Your Computer Hates You Read more: 6 Reasons The Guy Who's Fixing Your Computer Hates You so good. do we have a catch-all thread for Cracked links, or does axel just drop them wherever usually? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 I think that they are random, but this thread is good as any! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Toolbars. Lol. My mom has a billion of those. I opened her browser and I was horrified. She couldn't understand why her computer, which is better than mine in practically every way, was web browsing at a fraction of the speed. "How did this happen?" "How did what happen?" Are computers still becoming obsolete that quickly? I got mine about 4 years ago, 4gb of ram and an 8800gt in it, still runs everything I need like a champ (knock on wood). I expected to be forced to replace it by now, or at least upgrade it. I imagine new games will force me to at least get a new video card before too long, but I imagined that a year ago too. Granted, I don't peer-to-peer download on it and I try to use my relatively small amount of computer knowledge to avoid potential problems, but still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Visitant Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 (edited) (see above) Yep, there's a reason they call me Roy at the office. Welcome to my life. Edited August 21, 2011 by The NZA yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 21, 2011 Author Share Posted August 21, 2011 more for bindy & co Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted August 21, 2011 Share Posted August 21, 2011 (edited) Edited August 21, 2011 by axel_napalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 you konw i hate to bring this whole gender thing up but, yeah that comic Nza posted sounds like me. A girl who doesn't want to learn computer stuff. its too much damn information that i don't care about learning... cuz i got a man who does it for me!! xD at least i can install/uninstall toolbars!!! ...in all honesty i probably havent learned the basic software setups only because my older brother has taken care of it and now Nza does. perhaps i should learn... but its so much easier if they do.....!!! lastly what does this have to do with cosmo mag on sex tips? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Sounds legit LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Products for making your pet hate you AKA you're a terrible person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 26, 2011 Author Share Posted August 26, 2011 yeah, i secretly think the fur dyes are adorable, but cant see subjecting something to them. and the washer/spa pic looked traumatic. fuck people who dick with their senses (seriously, what's that gotta feel like?) and im sad knowing about piercings and tattoos, though puppy farm dogs ive had had the latter to mark since birth, typically. the one device they left off: LL once had this thing called a flobie or the like, it was basically a vacuum attachment to clean your dog with. think about that. i dont even have a good analogy for humans that equates the terror this must bring out in the creature: a shower in a giant boiling pot? something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Tim is the one who fucks up this computer, not me. He insists that *streaming* porn doean't give the computer e-herpes. IDK that I believe that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Why I don't and will never own a fucking credit card. There are other ways to build credit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Scream it, sister! Credit cards are a sucker's game. I owe you a random +1 for that sexy new avatar at some point. For yer health! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 27, 2011 Author Share Posted August 27, 2011 from my mother's basement I STAB AT THEE CREDITORS people who live beyond their means & only pay the minimum do get what's coming to them, though. 25% being the current medium is ridiculous too - i got an offer (it's on my fridge, next to a check i got as a refund of a penny) for a card with 35.99% APR. pretty sure my brother had a bookie with better rates than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-bizarre-outbursts-by-celebrities-you-thought-were-sane/ I think I always knew Tarantino was insane 007 sample Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 I like how Connery's elaborated explanation for saying that basically boils down to "Only if she's being lippy and won't just shut the fuck up and do what you say, and you already warned her several times". Stay classy, Bond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 I'm surprised that only started the list. that Tarantino thing wasn't that bad. Just really silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 This could easily go into the thread of infinite joy as well http://www.cracked.com/article_19389_the-8-most-badass-make-a-wish-foundation-wishes_p2.html Ahab Wheathoof's origins are explained! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 4, 2011 Author Share Posted September 4, 2011 wow, some great ones in there (gotta finish reading the superhero one) - props to blizzard as well, certainly better than fat chefs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Ezra and his pimpin' ass Ashes of Al'ar. The article didn't mention that after he passed, Blizz made him an elder of Thunderbluff. Woulda been cool is Erik the Superhero would have gone all "I'm the surgeon" on one of the villains, or maybe broke a homeless guy's finger for information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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