Lycaon Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I'm going to have to try that sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 When I first moved out on my own I would take the toaster waffles and put maple syrup and microwavable breakfast sausage in them and eat them like a taco. The things a broke, lazy teenager will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted May 7, 2012 Author Share Posted May 7, 2012 There's a place called Lucky J's in Austin that actually sells a waffle and chicken strip taco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 I hear that the 24 hour Diner has an excellent waffle and chicken meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted May 7, 2012 Share Posted May 7, 2012 If I'm eating breakfast food in austin I am going to magnolia and eating their gingerbread pancakes. Or ciscos but that's entirely different. I NEED a trip to Austin. I miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 You should come to Austin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzy Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 So, after reading this whole thread, I can make justifiable reasons to eat all three of these! Pancakes- because I own this frying pan waffles, because who wouldn't love to eat penguin waffles!! It even has a fuckin' syrup belly pocket!!! And of course french toast, because Monte Cristos are one big giant love session in your mouth! Now I'm hungry.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 Yeah, but that last one has CHEEEEEEEEESE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Star Posted May 8, 2012 Share Posted May 8, 2012 (edited) McGriddle is so win! I don't eat them anymore, but the temptation is totally there. Tucker Max's friend Sling Blade agrees . Tucker Max: "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?" Sling Blade : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen." Tucker Max : "So you like them?" Sling Blade: "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth." Edited May 8, 2012 by Master Star 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 What the hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 http://saipancakes.blogspot.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Walmart has this organic all natural pancake batter in an aerosol can. They are pretty good and all you have to do is squirt into a skillet. Pancakes with no mess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Walmart has this organic all natural pancake batter in an aerosol can. That seems hilariously incongruous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 That was what I thought too, so I just had to try it and see what it was like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Dood can't I like get all 3?.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Dood can't I like get all 3?.. Seconded. I couldn't choose just one so I went for the Frank Booth option. Which, I probably would have anyway to be 100% honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Da Cap'n 2099 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 So glad this thread survived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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