Da Cap'n 2099 Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 (edited) There was nothing wrong with Emo Parker, I found it painfully and embarrassingly fun to watch and got the joke about how he was acting the way his nerdy self would think to be cool... Venom blew, can't forgive Topher Grace for that turd, and Franco as Goblin was a disaster... they should have brought back Dafoe if they wanted a Goblin... there were too many primary villains, it was too incohesive and that killed it. EVERYTHING IN THAT MOVIE WAS BAD! Edited May 22, 2018 by Da Cap'n 2099 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 24, 2018 Author Share Posted June 24, 2018 Tom Holland 'leaks' Spider-Man: Far From Home (Homecoming sequel) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n 2099 Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Spider-Man: Not Coming Home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Leaked title for the third one. Spider-Man: I'm on My Waaaay, I'm on My Waaaayaayay Home Sweeeeet Home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Spider-man 4: Homie D. Clown 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Do we know if the new Spider-man films are set before or after Infinity war? Well, if he's still dead by Thanos I would like to see Spider-man's Bogus Journey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Title rejected by Sony for lack of use of the word Home 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted June 25, 2018 Share Posted June 25, 2018 Spider-man's Bogus Journey Home There, I fixed it, happy now? Trade-in the two dumbass musicians and give him a fucking Cat and two Dogs as sidekicks and it's a guaranteed moneymaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 5 hours ago, Drifter said: Spider-man's Bogus Journey Home There, I fixed it, happy now? Trade-in the two dumbass musicians and give him a fucking Cat and two Dogs as sidekicks and it's a guaranteed moneymaker. The box office returns on Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey would dispute that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 That's the brilliance of replacing them with the cat and dogs. Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey 40 million on a 1993 budget with a 87% on rotten tomatoes. A similar return on today's budget and It's guaranteed box-office gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 Ah you're suggesting that the dog and cat be voiced by Michael J. Fox and Sally Field, carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted June 26, 2018 Share Posted June 26, 2018 (edited) It's guaranteed to make bank ...though personally I would still like to see Spidey kick around the afterlife with two dumbass rockers in tow Edited June 26, 2018 by Drifter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 Fun Spider-Man sequel post credits idea, to me at least: Pete is walking down the hallway toward home, he walks in in a hurry late from something. He hears Aunt May laughing on the couch, talking with somebody. Reminiscent of when we first meet Peter in Civil War. She's with a man and she turns around on the couch. "Hey Pete, I'm glad you're finally home. I want to introduce you to somebody." Aunt May gestures to the man next to her, and he turns around. It ain't Tony though! It's Jon fucking Hamm. "Hey kid, I've heard alot about you. I'm Otto. Otto Octavius." He smiles. Cut to black. Proper Sinister Six vs Spider-Man in the next movie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n 2099 Posted July 9, 2018 Share Posted July 9, 2018 *cums* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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