BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 13, 2003 Author Share Posted March 13, 2003 Duado's Never Learn Check this kid out, he bites like unbelievable, analyzed my rhyme and tried to dis every syllable. Ain't got nothin' original, your dis is admiration and every time you call me a queer, its for attention. It's clear that you're the lowest rung on the Pato ladder, of all the Patos Malos, even REF rhymes phatter, and she ain't even spit a letter, she knows better. I'd shave her hairy back & sow that shit into a sweater. Never - tease a giant when you hanging with some midgets, and beating on the handicapped will send my ass to prison so before you start the dissin, go buy a dictionary. Learn some vocab and don't ever think you can scare me with that weak ass cock talk, man you're worse than Nick! You fantasize about it, here, choke on this dick. This is what you really came for, to suck on the God - of this thread - give some head, maybe your rhymes will get better. My style is tough as leather, yours blows like the weather, you should get it together before I start to dismember - any duck left talking shit gets thrown in the fryer. Leave your girl so wet you'll have to toss her in the dryer. You're starting to perspire, bitch, go get a towel. Watch some Wheel of Fortune, please buy a mother fuckin' vowel. Do something for those shitty rhymes, talk to an owl. I read your rhymes, my stomach hurts, I gotta move a bowel. DONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Haha...shinin on duado's vocab, lookit this one...that was a good droppin there tho Chiefy, ill give props. I think the final 4 -6 lines are my favorite bits tho. I'll let him handle this, i dont think my 25th hour's gettin a reply tho. Time to start callin out Jumbie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 "I know the watch bothering your vision, but reach and I'll put a dot in your head like it's part of your religion..." - Lloyd Banks Slaughter of the Chief Its time to finish off the last of the Mohicans... Been hatin on the ducks cause the cats can flow, and he can't! I'll send your preppy ass back to abercombre and fitch... Snatch you from out your Ford and crash the piece of shit! Contour SVT thats got like 40 ponies... Tryin to race other cars? i can beat you in my sauconies! Diss the other ducks cause you's the ugly duckling... Never gon' get no respect cause you never sayin nothing... Be sure this Robitussin fuckin put you to sleep! Place you in the back of I.C.'s truck the toss you in a creek... Have ario play taps for you, P will send your moms the flag... But you know she wont accept it cause she knows that your a fag... That you pack more fudge than Keebler Elves.... This queer pats down more wood than a beaver tail... I never lack originality I always come correct... Yet this fag points our mispelled words you just my spell check... Now I would ask your to retire but u were never in the game... Childish rhymes like Dr. Seuss recognize that you is lame... You only spittin tobacco residue you never spittin flames.. And believe me I get no attention, from you never hittin dames... Thats your issues man I'm like Eminem you is Stan... You hate but u my biggest fan but unlike Em i wont extend my hand... I only send rhymes that take bout 15 minutes to write... What's created in the time frame is lyrical genocide... "I came, I saw, I conquered..." :sleepy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 13, 2003 Author Share Posted March 13, 2003 I'm sorry... did you just say the same shit you said on your previous rap? Or was there a difference... oh wait, I see it, here I don't hit dames, and over there I'm just a straight fag. Ok... glad to see you're using that Originality 101 book I sent you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Hah...i thought Duado's shit was tight... I never lack originality I always come correct...Yet this fag points our mispelled words you just my spell check... Now I would ask your to retire but u were never in the game... Childish rhymes like Dr. Seuss recognize that you is lame... You only spittin tobacco residue you never spittin flames.. And believe me I get no attention, from you never hittin dames... ....I only send rhymes that take bout 15 minutes to write... What's created in the time frame is lyrical genocide... no love for all that? Cmon now, that shit was good, the man's workin with what he got for not really knowin ya, give credit where its due! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Well maybe your're only reading the lines that truthfully apply to you. My rhymes actually diss you and only you, your rhmes are indirect and mostly praising yourself. Maybe if you were to study battle rap a little more, you'd learn that your're suppossed to diss the opponent, not make fake claims about yourself. So how bout a race huh? You bring out your contour, and I'll bring out my Air Force ones.... "They think they crazy but they ain't crazy, Let's face it, shit basically they just playin sick... They ain't shit, they ain't sayin shit, spray em' fifty..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 (edited) I like to call this one... Translation "Hey Junker, why can't we just get along? why'd you have to diss me in your song? I was just sittin' around, whackin my schlong when your verbal assault hit me like a bomb! All those rhymes must have broke the law! I had to run home and call my ma' I didn't start rappin to have ya bust my jaw I just wanted to sing Kumbaya! I wanted to hold hands and bond with y'all but your battle rappin made me feel so small! I can't beleive I'm in the middle of a brawl I didn't know rappin could get me mauled Now I'm standin tall, and I wanna fight back but lord help me, my rhymes are just wack I gotta hide from Junker's lyrical attack maybe if I ask nice, he wont drop another track but I think I see him coming, oh no I'm gonna get smacked what do I expect when I rhyme like shaq? Leave me alone I'm a pacifist! I'm beggin junker to cease and desist cause I just can't stand gettin dissed and every single time I try to resist I throw down rhymes that barely exist..." Edited March 13, 2003 by JunkerSeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Haha...damn i got tried like a free sample at K-Mart... my favorite bits (outside of Kumabaya) is by far the end, where im a pacifist whose rhymes "barely exist"... see, and here i was gonna call it even, but you said i rap like Shaq so you know i gotta come back later.... meantime, points to Junker, my shine on Jumbie will hafta be put on hold for now...good shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Duadoman Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Hey Nick, seems like the Patos Malos have silenced the competition. They know the deal, it's either get down or lay down! As an open invitation to all the haters, "Who the fuck want what??" They know the deal...one quack...V :sly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Hah...yeah well that was to be expected, we used to freestyle back in the day and everyone else is new to it - Im waitin on Robittusins to drop hers soon, i saw a part of it and it was good. Was lookin to start shit with other board members but i gotta handle a cranky film student first, but i got it. One quack. V. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 i thought the whole point of battling was to get a response outta someone... guess not... ??? i hate it when i take the time to call someone out and they don't respond... that's just lame... :mischievous: it don't take that long... whatever... shits no fun when they take forever :plain: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Ill PM her later to remind her, dont worry. I know its not fun when they dont respond. But im through talkin, here's some spit to occupy Junker when he's stuck at other campuses. Who's afraid of Junkerseed?: The Criterion Collection why's Mariam's puppydog followin my flows? ya like MC Someshit, and eveybody knows movie forum's yours, thats where all of us go for reviews, but you lose on the mic, dumb ho talkin smack to the king - man, dan what is you smokin? then i take the battle home - "damn nick; was only jokin!" normally id let it go, while you play up on the mic but my repuation's tight; like throwin dick to a dike my skills score kills that everybody feels but you aint the reals, here's a pair of training wheels eat that ass up, but leavin crumbs so call me crummy oh, and here's ya birthday gift - its called "how to rap for dummies" you should peep section five, the one called "rhythm" better yet, take notes, on this crowd and what i give em got a whole lotta nothin, so ya use my words against me you don't like philosophy?, well here's an analogy: you're like robin to batman, reruns to the new other fighters to roy jones, or even jax to you I know - ill talk slow, cause you aint that bright a man bring it down to ya level, hope that you might understand: on stage, Im Scorsese, with a gangsta tale in mind, while you're an Ed Wood reject that's just way outta line youre gettin too much credit by me even taking notice kinda makes me sad that i took 2 minutes when i wrote this Warhol was right - enjoy ya 15 of fame now go back to your reviews, cause ya shit here's lame my first album had no famous guest appearences...the outcome: i'm crowned the best lyrcist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 you're like robin to batman, reruns to the newother fighters to roy jones, or even jax to you woah.. that was a low blow... haha... see, at least you got a BATTLE going on... yes, a battle.. three days later... :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 heh, not bad not bad, gotta give ya props for the ed wood reject line... I'll get ya back soon enough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 That shit was phat IC. Gonna join you on the movie front... Hey Junk, you and your movie knowledge Ain't worth shit here at the Hard Knocks College You may have seen more than mosts share of flicks But most don't count like Chicks with dicks 1 thru 6 In this house of rap you a rookie trying to learn But I'll bust you ass quicker than Marge Gunderson In the bar at seven you better not be late And be ready to listen coz I ain't about to debate I'm getting the car with the dealer plates and the truecoat Better not mess you short and kinda funny looking goat Then in the restaurant you'll refuse to be the tipper Coz I'm feeding through me brand new wood chipper. Ah hell, IC could use being brought down a peg or two...or three B) Hey Irish Cow yeah dude I'm talking to you You think you pretty witty but just amatuers have you slew I realised we haven't faced off since the beginning You let me off said that I was just learning But now the levels and ranks are pretty damn far back And I got rhymes you dream of dripping from my sack No more props no more big-ups you ain't earned dick I guess I'll let you guest on me cart-topping record as my Key Grip Take it or leave it honcho I know you on a mission I know its hard when your'e gay to get much recognition I hope you return the favour and diss me I'll be glad Coz you ain't one of the good or clever guys but you sure be one of the bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 14, 2003 Share Posted March 14, 2003 Hahah...alright MLB, obviously your skills have improved a bit, you got my attention. Reply forthcoming, hope youre happy. ps your last 4 lines or so were tight, good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 ...but not good enough! Im quick to reply as long as im unemployed & have too much spare time on the mic, haha... Kickin the Bucket - aka Get Carter Man..ill leave you leaky, seeping, and perforatted where ya come from M? those sample's is outdated ya give props, nuff respect but then challenge the flow i like you man - dont make me whack you like you's a bonobo this here game is free trade, but you got no skills to barter startin with Junker too, he's gonna film this "Get Carter" now i refrain, but lyrics blast like shotguns to cobain, i'm playin nice cause you's a fan like Jont to cocaine ya hold the mic but ya shakin, man; try to maintain I know ya new to game, and MC III left you a stain they tagged you up like it was paintball, shat on ya resume Id show pity, but KOS got his hand slapped away so now ya crawlin solo, and this here's judgement day think you safe cause you hidnin inna closet at UK? call some friends arounda way, thugs that i knew again tell em go cross the pond and deal with this hooligan thinks he's an MC but he's all about rock he's decent onna mic, but that's cause of satan's cock don't be mad, cause i used up all ya material... just remember who's the king, cause the reign's imperial... *poof* You can come test realize you're no contest... son, I'm the gun that won that old Wild West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Oh Jeez...Haha, too many references there to shake a stick at. Bit of Preachers board name-changing, Nirvana, Sopranos, Bill Hicks, etc. Classic. Gonna need some brekkie and coffee tomorrow morning before I can do some damage....be afraid :sly: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 15, 2003 Author Share Posted March 15, 2003 Stickin' it to Dan & MLB at once? Can IC handle the pressa!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Yeah...see i wanna take it to Jumbie, but if i pull the Chiefy & get too many against me this thread becomes a full-time job. Hey Chief, can you get Jumbie on down here? Cmon, think of all the condescending Current Events replies youve had... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 MLB comes back with another of those block-rockin beats....getting about ready to rock steady.... I'm back once again kickin wid my foes Get ready for some speedy lines of prose Ain't noone can spit the rhymes as quick as me I rap all over your ass and still have time for tea So IC can reference like theres no tomorrow So many sources he pirates doesn't even ask to borrow I hope the FEDs or government catch him stealing like the pope Prison is the place for him, slippery hands keep droppin' soap I ain't saying all my rhymes be original or from somewhere new But I'll kill the lame-ass jury before they even begin to sue You think I need the MCIII, back-up have I none But you ain't me goddamn father and I ain't your goddamn son I pick my own fights and start the underdog you see But like the Mighty Ducks I whoop yo ass with my flying V So come one come all from your foreign lands Come closer for the scrap and draw your lines in the sand Coz I ain't afraid of no-one, least of all some Cowboy puss Who you think I am some whiteboy wannabe wuss? I may be making ryhmes that you like the least But at least I believe in something, you can call me the Beast..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Hah...good shine on me there Bucket; my favorite bit.. So IC can reference like theres no tomorrowSo many sources he pirates doesn't even ask to borrow I hope the FEDs or government catch him stealing like the pope Prison is the place for him, slippery hands keep droppin' soap keep it comin son, take your shots while ya can, im gonna give it a bit to let Junker catch up, see what move he makes. I'm not handlin this like Chiefy; im workin on a rap strong enough to handle multiple haters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 ...which apparently i wont get a chance to use, cause unless both MC's get a chance to reply...cmon, the mic's been passed, dont leave the crowd hangin like that... "Now, usually, i dont do this, but uh..go head on, break em off with a lil previews of the remix..." Leaky came back, but Junker's, i never seena... prolly at a shelter, for gettin smacked up like Tina Ya'll was fair on the mic, respect - i gave a nod but now the cowboy's risin up like its an act of god... Niggaz don't dare, step in the square kids ain't playin over here, playa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 Gonna be a biggie, I can feel it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Tired of waitin, here it goes... Ok..this public service announcement is the result of listening to too much Nas and actually takin my time to spit somethin, since the quickies apparnetly left the chickens still squawking... Lyrical manifesto aka please read this before challenging Irish Cowboy on the mic See here now, look at the shit ya'll been startin you really want your faces on the side of milk cartons? do you really wanna go to war with the braveheart? dont start; I look twice, and you break out like a fart Bucket tries real hard, but cant follow my style; Junker tries to walk the walk, but trips on that 8th mile talkin bout "shit aint right man, just look at alla those... how's a white boy comin at me with these kinda flows?" ya dont know me son, cause i'm that perfect stranger quick to rearrange ya like clear & present danger two clowns, on that Midnight Run like DeNiro check the references, son - you battlin with a superhero now the mic finally fell in-to the right hands cause cowboy's on the scene just to foil your plans i'm on a mission, to leave you wishin, like a fallin star but it dont change shit, im still the best by far rhymin on timin...man, what ya waitin for? come inna door, get beaten down like prisoners of war cause..my style flexes all over texas hittin you so hard, that you might be switchin sexes hidin in the grass'n, hopin that i'm passin but cowboy's on that ass, and i move like an assasian comin harder than bricks, or dicks, right outta jail "schoolin fools well like my rhymes' is written in braille" IC's not a man to trifle, besta stand as my disciple like the moon over ya head, affectin tides and menstrual cycles... *poof* I never make the same mistakes, movin with a change of pace, lighter load, see now the king is straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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