Freebird Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 what's patos males? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 23, 2003 Author Share Posted February 23, 2003 (edited) Means "bad faggots" In some lesser Spanish idioms, it means "bad ducks" Nah... kiddin. For real, it means bad ducks, but... you know how ducks waddle Edited February 23, 2003 by BigChiefSlapaho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Yeah...Patos Malos, never heard of us? (and why would you, its an inside joke from like 10 years ago) Way back in the day, me, DJ Ario X, Cap'n P, Duado the Deadly + Jason (red dog of robitussun's rap) and Donut made up this group we freestyled in...we had no idea what to call it so for lack of somethin better patos malos was born, as i recall we even got stage names like Darkwing, Megaduck, etc - yeah it was mad dorky but i loved that shit. Robitussun got honorary membership as our first lady a while back. Our group was short lived as we leanred some spanish slang actually did see the name as "bad fags"..haha...way to do our research. DJ Ario X has brough it back, so were usin our current names (not so much with the ducks) but i love the twist on the Wu-Tang logo. Way we figure it, if youve got skills of our level, you might as well pick a name that'll give your enemies somethin to work with, like an act of mercy or somethin (now if Chief shines on Ario he can talk about ducks, or gays, or gay ducks that waddle or whatever). Yeah, so, uh...patos malos fo life! haha... ethodtical Malos The Wu of the Dirty Souf - Clan in the front, let ya feet stomp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 23, 2003 Author Share Posted February 23, 2003 (edited) Sittin' Ducks to the beat of Nas - Ether I - shoot at them ducks like hunters WILL - beat you in any venue NOT - pretend I'm bein' freindly LOSE - I'll prove you lost already Somebody sent me a warning, but when i saw your rhymes yo, it made me think the Dixie Chicks were touring. Your style's fake, unbelieveble, don't think that you hot. Or I'm-a open duck season, boy prepare to be shot. You belong behind a trumpet, just put the mic down, you look like a clown, i'll run your silly ass out of town. Go 'head, gather your warriors, to me that's just fine, I got enough time to whoop every ass into line and I ain't afraid to bring it... just ask Hi-C, that bitch confronted me, now he's at the bottom of the sea. He had to run-tel-dat like Martin, my style was too much, too unique, I leave MC's without words to speak. My style's evolved like a paramecia... step up to the task, I'll have your crew straight paraplegia. You ain't never seen a Mexican flow like this, I'll bag your chick, and hit it like Gorillas in the Mist, cause I - shoot at them ducks like hunters WILL - beat you in any venue NOT - pretend I'm bein' freindly LOSE - I'll prove you lost already Last i heard, you got a nice job at Club Twist, spinnin' music for them fags. Yo, I was told this, you were workin' over time, straight extracurricular. Makin' the manager happy playing with his testicular. I've been eating MC's since this threads inception, been makin' momma's wish they would've used protection. Now they wanna run up in here w/ some Patos Malos, Man, I'm Mexican! I'll put a Pato in my enchilado and eat that bird raw, son. There ain't no stoppin' me, I'm just too beautiful. Stop! Someone take a picture of me, I'm timeless... a phenom... all will remember the day ChiefSlapaho came into town & dismembered every single wanna-be M-C that ever stood, in my way. I'm like a T-Bone... I taste - so - GOOD. Take Hi-C, Robitussin, and the rest of them ducks and get the flock out of my road 'fore you get hit by a truck, cause. I - shoot at them ducks like hunters WILL - beat you in any venue NOT - pretend I'm bein' freindly LOSE - I'll prove you lost already Edited February 23, 2003 by BigChiefSlapaho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 23, 2003 Author Share Posted February 23, 2003 Now I know I'm not seeing IC & Ario just sitting in this thread doing nothing... I expect the two of you will tag team the hell out of me... BRING IT PATOS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 (edited) are ic an ario planning an attack on chief?!?! Edited February 23, 2003 by Freebird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 Haha..not like that, Ario can more than handle his own. Ive battled chiefy plenty here, and im not the one who got challenged - Chiefy's just paranoid. Good reason too - challengin the Patos Malos like that, who got ya back Chiefy? Hah....nah im gonna host this one till it gets personal. Chiefy needs a team to challenge another team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 23, 2003 Author Share Posted February 23, 2003 Man, i'm going to fall asleep waiting for the Patos Malos to come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Dont be in such a hurry to meet your doom...I'm sure DJ Ario X is just biding his time, he does this to get the crowd going... that or he forgot his damn password again and im finna kill 'im...cmon ario that'd be like the 3rd time dont make me sad ??? So yeah, he may have amnesia at times but he's comin back on Chiefy - on an unrelated note Robitussums next time you see him could you remind him where this thread is? I swear its like partnering up with the guy from Momento... ps even if he died a thousand deaths, when he ressurect he'd still be X, the jams'd still be def Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 guy pierce... mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 on that note, a quicky off the top of the head... When this thread sounds like shit's goin absurd, shit's bein said that you aint neva heard, people goin silent like you said the wrong word you know its prolly all cause my girl Freebird... crowd lookin round like "where the point went?" some people actin evil, all gettin hella bent but its just another post from queen irrelevant and now im out for the night, no more lyrics - im spent. - of the Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 but its just another post from queen irrelevant queen irrelevant, that's great... LoL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 ::hums:: "who's that girrrl? lalalalalalalala erika's that girrrrl lalalalalalalala" Just popping by to let thoes know that Ario is not punkin down hes busy in the studio and doin his DJ thing! One time for the Patos Malos! :werd: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Long past due, its time for a quick Dawg Pound Remix.... "Natural Born Playa-Killaz" (feat. Decard Cain) Journey with me Into the mind of a player hack Doomed to be a player killer Since I came out the proggie hack I'm in a murderous mindsate With a Clan full of mortals I see the devil in the portal CHOP CHOP, Lights out Cause when I get my blades out Niggaz get hauled off [Cain:] haha Stroke one Touches your motherfuckin flesh [Cain:] Stroke two rips your fuckin heart out your chest You see I'm quick to let the blade sing On my Claidhmore so if you try beat my ear score Fool it's your bad time Feel the steel of the Legit splitter Town kill spell aimed at your head Like your name was Irish Ninja Decapitatin I ain't hesitatin To put you in the ear barrel at home With a big chunk of your dome I'm hot like lava You got a problem? I got a problem solver And its name is ReVoLvEr 3.0 It's like a deadly game of player hack I touch you with a 6' Claid in the back And your rotting ear in mah sack Nobody iller Than this graveyard filler Sword swinga Cause I'm a Natural Born Playa-Killa B) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Haha...oh my god, the Dawg Pound drops a Diablo joint, i wasnt expecting that one...Chief, you gotta see this.... Not bad at all TD, even sampled a cool song at that (damn Dre & Cube album never did come out ...) Heh i bet that's the first Diablo mix out there too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 24, 2003 Author Share Posted February 24, 2003 Do I have to eat this one too?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Such animosity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 24, 2003 Share Posted February 24, 2003 Haha....yeah, it is....Sullen Choirboy down there is just dyin to step up to anyone these days, but this Chronic Monstah's had his fill for now... but hey Chiefy if you feel like takin on the Asthmatic Enemy of God (again), help yourself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 Alright, looks like Ill represent solo for now, that's cool. Chief's rhymes were pretty good back there, couldnt let shit slide... Preludes to War:Clan in da front - (Only samplin off the Wu 'cause you upped the ante with Nas...) Clan in the front, let ya feet stomp Duado on the left, handles shit like Meth Ario on the right, like a shadow in the night Tussin in the back, get on in the track (to what?) Clan in the front, let ya feet stomp PM Crew comin through, the timing is critical fuckin with our styles, and hopin for a mircale battle soul to soul like this shit's gettin spirtual while ya dyin on wax, thank god its only lyrical losin this one preemptively, heart full of sorrow now Chief's sad, but the sun'll still rise up tomorrow, and shine, shine, shine like 409, here comes that chump punk, still thinkin he can rhyme... pass the mic, son, pass the mic, lets get on this track like carpets on a dyke; the cowboy... one who just represent the PM click, with the will & skills of an old school flick, like Pacino & his friend in that one, Scarface, ya fuckin roach, take them lyrics, rewind & erase and stop, the ones you hunt, they got you in the fuckin zone, and Ill beat ya down with this microphone So move over bitch, cause ya ass cant hack it, Patos Malos comin through, in full metal jackets god squad that's mad hard to hate front here, get that ass dropped outta state... Duado on the left, creepin up like death Ario on the right, high as a kite, Tussin in the back, never comin wack (to what?) Malos in the front, let ya feet stomp No remorse while we clown that ass, You ain't shit: this whole damn thread had ya gassed Challengers are somethin the duck clan crush, take the stage again, and feel the bumrush That chatter dont matter - how many threads ya did, how many posts you done, or who blows ya, kid It's like "introducing..." yo, fuck this beaner's name then I grab the mic, and rhymes droppin like rain Ya knees start knockin as my style increases... What's that that i smell? Aw, Chiefy's feces! Throw them fat undies in ya hamper... next time ya come test, remeber bring a pamper now how you feel playa? youre better off as a quitter Cause cowboy's on the plate and this shit's a no-hitter I'll terrorize this jam like a man from Pakistan Slappedbyho's cant recover, but he'll do what he can Ya tried to shine on the clan on our way out the gate now its "man, i was just playin!" but that shit's too late and now ill help that ass up, just to do my good deed, but learn ya lesson son - stay out the major league Duado on the left, shotcallin like a ref, Ario on the right, with that crazy horse bite Tussin in the back, uhm, she got a nice rack (to what?) Clan in the front, let ya feet stomp --------------------------------------------------------------------------- yeah, i wanted to twist more lyrics but what GZA had was too good... ethodtical Malos -It begins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 Booo-yaaaaaaaaaaa! thats what im talkin about.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Ario X Posted February 25, 2003 Share Posted February 25, 2003 THe cowboy got it goin on with that illmatic verse on the chief!!!! and thats just the beginnning we got some guns waiting to be unloaded and we aint holding back....lets just hope chief doesnt commit suicide after this!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Snake Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 Patos Malos ain't the only crew up in this place anymore! :Starts with the Thunderbirds intro: Stand by for action 5 (dihn) 4 (dihn) 3 (dihn) 3 (dihn) 3 (dihn) :over '3 (dihn)' looped in background, shouted out Busta style: KOS-One steppin up representing I-R-E Bringing you the flows of The Maniac Cop III :end intro: :kick in with David Holmes - Incite A Riot, starting from 0.32: Cracka's representing from transatlantic Fucked up grooves and beats goin' frantic We rock the crazy shit maniacally Then beat your ass down with full authority Those Rodney King fucks don't got nothing on us We'd a beaten the cameraman too, kept the whole thing hushed If there's gonna be riots we're the ones to start em Tear-gas the crowd then baton charge in Ya got me, King of Snake leading the line Blessed with the best in rhythm and rhyme I'm so ill, got the skillz to just kill ya for thrills Trynna step to me's like trynna ice skate uphill You wanna attack me, it better be a good blow Cos I only need one pass like Ogami Itto Think twice before you take on this ronin I'll kill you, then get yo bitches moaning Cos I'm venomous, spit bile when I talk Muthafucking elite, shit bullets when I walk Republican guard, Republic of Ireland I'm angrier than Roy Keane in Saipan Y'all other MC's can't compare to me Ya go one on one, you fall at my feet Y'all try and gang up, what you thinkin' fool Back-up got my back, the MC3 crew Ya got Soldier of Fortune the precinct sniper Shoot you in the spine leave you shitting in diapers Dangerous mofo, the don of Navan HE shot up the beltway, we framed John Allen Ya see a red dot ya better know fear One shot, one kill, he can hit you from here Ya piss him off, ya get him surled He'll cap ya with the second shot heard round the world But he's cracked his quota of heads for the day That's why he ain't here, he's out to play Gone out drinkin', he's off duty Getting it on with some fine ass booty! Coming to the bridge and I'm about done Gonna pass to maniac precinct's youngest gun You're up now Jont, I took point Pick up the mic and bring fire to this joint! :passes the mic at 1.55: Jont's gonna pick up where I left off tomorrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 Haha...damn KOS not bad my man! I'm givin it four mics out of five till the boys show up - plus you know half of us dont follow the irish shots..."Roy Keane in Saipan", what!? Seriously, usually we have to give pity props (like when Chief raps) but that was pretty damn good for a first go at it! So, is it the Maniac Cop group, the Irish bastards, or just the Cracka Clan? Let us know, im happy to see my clan finally gettin some real competition! Oh, and im dyin to see what Jont cooks up for ya'lls logo if you do one, hah.... (ps im gonna resist the house of pain jokes for now...heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted February 26, 2003 Author Share Posted February 26, 2003 (edited) Oh mah goodness. They're coming! FINALLY! Good rhyme KOS!!! But, can your crew handle IC's patos? Edited February 26, 2003 by BigChiefSlapaho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 26, 2003 Share Posted February 26, 2003 My name is chief, and im da instigatah but now im left rappin solo, call me the mastabatah tryin to set up battles between this & this crew... scared to death that theyll all come down upon you... Now you's the mic checker? Then try this crew out but i doubt that you know what MC'ings all about.. so.. get up on the mic, find out who's best, but lay off the malos, lest we test that chest this one came off the top of the head, but now im wish i was off playin Metroid instead...peace. foo, you know how we do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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