Freestyles & battle raps

[King of Snake]

Haha, Cop III, representing up in this place

No choice to ignore us we're all in yo face

 

Benny you ain't good enough for even the lightweight title

There ain't enough ammo to take us down in the bible

We be the heavyweights in police corruption

Rip up the joint with maximum disruption

We just need to jab you dropping freestyle verse

Still got more force than the heaviest shot you rehearse

You're too easy a target, so on you I won't rag

I'll let Jont use you as his personal punchbag!

 

Slapaho, you ain't hit back, have I ruffled your feathers?

You run off to form a Village People with yo boyfriend in leathers?!

Yeah that's it, he's gone to find a gay crew

Don't be thinking you'll get a Cop here, try the one that you blew...

Chief got a mouth that gets him offa tickets n fines

Gets the highway patrol off with quick 69's

Man I gotta go work but you know I'll be back

I'll eat the rest of that ass as a late evening snack....peace CHAOS

 

[soldier of fortune]

Nice pic lads!! Will get in on this at the weekend!

[RobitussinEF]

man wheres slappedbyaho?? im awaiting his responce!

[MyLeakyBucket]

Yo yo yo rude boys rapping like there's no tomorrow

I'm sitting here all alone in sorrow

Yo bitches abandoned film and the bars or sumfing

Shit man that loner image do my nut in

So I talk to meself for a bit and split

No dice man thats cool my company's the shit

I don't need you to give me advice

Run me round looking for somfing nice

To stick on my stereo thats busted

Shit dude you guys ain't got rubarb and custard

I expect to see your names on some herses

Coz you guys aint got the spped for my verses

The streets riding high with me and my gat

GOt IC's mum selling my dawg's clarky kat

No ripping off wth a cheap price we vend

Hell dude we cheap....but not as cheap as your girlfriend.

[The NZA]

Haha...that one's on my moms....

MLB finally droppin one, throwin the movie & bars into it, even some Transmet for that ass! That was cool man, didnt expect to see you on stage, good work.

ps the first shot's free; after that, it's go time. :wary:

[King of Snake]

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Edited February 28, 2003 by King Of Snake

[Jont]

Shit, forgot to log out. Sorry Kos, I meant no disrespect.

 

Shit Bucket, knew you liked the streets, but that parody is spot on.

 

"walked over to the post office, eating a bag of chips,

had to draw the dole and buy some flee dip,

It's for me nan's cat,

It's always itchy cause it's got gnats..

 

[insert chourus by the guy with singing abilty]

 

Went into the newsagent, bought some salt and vinegar and twenty Lambert and Butler..."

[MyLeakyBucket]

Why you dissing the streets?

Just coz you got no beats.

You rhyme like you still in preschool

Hell dawg you bend over and look the fool

My opinion counts for a whole bag of chips

what I says shit bites the bishiznit

You got a bro but I see no back-up

You look like you need a serious smack-up

I ditch the 9 millemetre and raise those dukes

Urghhh, your imploded guts serving the pukes

Michelle Yeoh and Ogami Itto ain't got shit on me

I do a roundhouse , a flip and still have time for tea

Jont you dummy can't you tell

Apart from yo crackerass you ain't got nothing to sell

So saying I steal these original lines

I like saying I commited some god-awful crime

I'm a loving caring memebr of society

And for my time I don't charge no fee

So get it straight and go with the program

I hear only silence, like Clarice from a lamb

 

 

>Fade out with ...damn it feels good to be a gangster<

[King of Snake]

Muthafuck, you think yo gonna step to us too?

Lone gunmen don't last 'gainst the Maniac Cop crew

 

...Maniac Cop III...

...gonna beat down MLB...

 

Bro here wit' back-up, gonna eat your ass up

Bucket, you step to Jont, cracka, you all front...

 

Gonna get straight on wit' dissing The Streets

Them niggas ain't yet performed any mad feats

Dumb cracka, that mumblin' fool Mike Skinner

Never got what it takes to be a Mercury winner

He be talking 'bout pushin' this 'n that forward

Hey Mike, that's not something you're contributing toward

You want old skool dub try Scientist or the Specials

Blow the Streets out the water like they militiary vessels

Don't be thinking that Streets invented something

Been years that Scientist been makin' 'Dancin' vampires sing!'

Shit, check up Dreadzone and Asian Dub Foundation

There's more worthy musical talent up 'n down a your nation

Streets mixed dub and garage, but they weren't really the best

But they had a WHITE GUY, so they got media interest, yes!

Hey, I just thought of what thing forward I'd like to push

Sweep the Streets, Skinner's severed head at the end of my brush!

[The NZA]

Haha...Ireland vs the UK without bombs?? Lets see if Bucket can manage solo, or ends up like chief: a man with no arms cant hang...

Chief do i gotta freestyle on you again? I guess not, guess that puts the Patos at 1-0 on Chief, tho some strong assists from the newly established MC III Crew...

it seems like the real question is: MC's can freestyle all they want (we encourage it, give it a go!) but can they hang in battles against clans/groups?

[King of Snake]

Why DD hip-hop sucks in '03

 

Yo Chief, where you at? I know you got your project

But man, don't you got a reputation to protect?

Yo Benny, where you at? I know that Jont burned you bad

But aren't you a mean muthafucking servant of God?

Yo Birdy, where you at? I know you ain't on the boards

Have you been so detained sorting out those dumb broads?

Yo Bucket, where you at? I know that I've been dissing the Streets

But at least I expected you my challenge to meet.

Yo SoF where you at? I know you've been doubting your ability

You just need to drop a rhyme, I'll give it some stability.

Yo Patos, where you at? I know Chiefy ain't been round

But lets drop some hot tracks with the freestyle sound.

Y'all, cos your gone, the thread hasn't been jumpin'

And I know I just wanna vent rage while my blood's pumpin'

But c'mon, get ya shit together, pick up the pace

Yo bring some new flows on up in this place!

[Freebird]

Bitch you need to stop yo’ pacin

You impatient fuck, ever heard of waitin?

Don’t think your hot shit just cause you runnin your mouth

Don’t pull that shit boy, don’t go that route

Best believe you will get your ass stomped

By a girl nonetheless, your ass will be whomped

Back off my shit boy, best believe you will get burned

Talking to me? Fuck, that’s a privileged you haven’t earned

It’s beyond me as to why you feel you got balls

Last time I recall, your ass was playing wit some dolls

Running like a girl, your favorite color is pink

See what happens when you speak before you think?

So don’t step to me unless you got some real shit to say

If you didn’t say shit, it wouldn’t be this way

But now you got me started, you won’t ever see the end

Scurry off now, I believe your ego needs a mend

Wipe your tears, drink a few beers and drive into a ditch

Then realize it’s just begun, you fucked with the baddest bitch

[The NZA]

Uh oh, an attack on KOS - does that mean an attack on MC III? Does this put Birdy in Chief's corner (she didnt stand up for him there so who knows)...

haha, KOS just wanted to comment & bring the thread back into action and look what happens...damn. Birdy - youre really gettin good, no bullshittin: you can hang, that's really cool.

I guess Patos Malos are takin a break till Chiefy comes back around, ill drop somethin a lil later on but i think most are waitin to see if he still has a pulse... :crossbones:

[The NZA]

Alright, if this dont get a response outta Chiefy im callin him up to make sure he's ok.

 

Because I got it Like That (aka kickin a man when he's down)

 

Back on the mic, i be the IC, and

rappin while you clappin at Chief's eulogy, and

his death was foretold in DD prophecies, but

then it happened from my hand, like spittin philosophies, uh

now he's on death row, comin back no mo, while

I keep ya movin with my flow, im lettin competition know

test this chest? man, you'd besta just truck it

fuck it, talk back i leave you Leaky like a Bucket

with styles gone buck wild, shit ya never seena

samplin crazy joints, like Mistadobalina

and there ain't a MC coming close to me

Cowboy aka IC...baby, baby

 

PS: mess around again, shit wont be funny

ill fuck that ass up like Kermit on a bunny

(Kermit on a bunny?)

Tap that ass, like that, really doe

expose ya true sex, show ya nothin but a ho

spread yaself too thin, now ya got laid low..

but now ill pass the mic back...come show me what ya know.

 

the raw combination, destination: number one, tote a gun, with no hesitation

[MyLeakyBucket]

Before Chief decides to share his treats

I got some rhymes and some kickin' ass beats

Who you think you are freebird who invited you?

Sit your ass down girl there be a queue

If your gonna sit and diss you better back it up miss

The Irish may lack potatoes but they got da guiness

So when you insult those funny-accent guys from eire

You attack the english too and I'm ready to fire

Remember, I don't sees you as an opponent

But rather a carpet that just needs unrollin'

So lie down there and lay you down flat

and stick nails through your hands, neck, knees and back

And you'll stay there till I say your free

And whimper off you will back to your tree.....

 

Hey Kos, don't you move till I say you can go

I may have dissed someone else but I want you to know

Your opinions of music is like a fart in a storm

I'm gonna make you wish you never was born

Dr. Dre, Snoop and I will hatch a plan and have a snack

Then after dinner we're gonna bury you jack

We'll leave the grave shallow so you can be found

But damn man you'll stink, like the ass of a hound

They'll chuck you in a cab and identify you by phone

Another statisic you'll be, another unknown....

 

Ohhhhh Oh Ohhhh!

[Freebird]

Question should be, where the hell’d you come from?

Flip back a few pages, yeah, that’s me on page one

Throwing down flows like it’s nobody’s business

I thought you were cool, now you on my hit list

Of people I done straight trampled through

Casualty numbah five, Bucket, I believe that is you

Runnin around in circles like you can thrown down

Boy I’m a pure bred bitch, you a mutt at the pound

Don’t tell me im sittin’ here dissin on the irish

Sorry to break it to yah, but im a half irish dish

Sprinkled with some scottish and a little portugese too

If you said im a damn fine mix, I’d tell you it was true

So it’s no surprise that your ass wants a piece of me

I’ll have you on your knees, beggin’ “michelle please.”

Soon you’ll realize you didn’t know what you were in for

I’ll run my mouth on you, till your ears get sore

Then when you think it’s over, imma bring on the heat

And leave you with nothing, panhandlin’ on the street

[King of Snake]

Hah Bucket went out and bought himself some balls

That don't mean automatically the shots are yours to call

I'll be with you in a minute so order your hearse

I just have to put a Bird in the oven first

 

Bitch you be talkin like as if you're all that

But all that I see is a conceited spoilt brat

All gettin high on your own self-importance

Take a step back girl and check yo decadence

Taking offence cos I stung you for not being about

Don't go thinkin you're special, I called EVERYONE out

Ain't noone got shit on me I'll take on all comers

Bounce on all ya heads like I'm an italian plumber

You know I'm not sure now that you ain't a dumb broad

Your rhymes got no power your rhythms are flawed

You talk shit to me think you challenge my authority

That weak ass shit you pulled ain't nothing but parody

Girl I'ma knock you out like a miner's canary

Noone to come to ya rescue like that Slapaho fairy

Step into my office, enter a world of hurt

Gonna take you down, six underground, under the dirt

 

Yo Bucket don't be thinkin you can take what I got

Because you're a friend I just sent a warning shot

You chose not to heed it, couldn't hold your tongue

Now you gonna breath your last breath through a punctured lung

You're saying my taste in music is all outta whack

Muthafucka you're in no position to attack

All that ska shit you listen to is a big pile of cock

Spend ya time wanking off to the bands on P-Rock

And don't be trying to compare the Irish to English

Colonised by wankers but Brit rule is finished

Yeah we got our freedom when we had the Rising

But we're still ready to give you limeys a hiding

Don't think you be a live niggah just cos you got a 'fro

The shape of your hairstyle don't mean you got flow

You say you got support from Snoop Dogg and Dre

Bitch please you'd be a chalkmark on the streets of LA

 

[Freebird]

It ain’t called conceited, Im just speaking the truth

Back off my flows bitch, just cause yours are uncouth

Sorry little guy, jealousy is an unworthy trait

Not my fault dear, no one’s taken you on a date

Maybe it’s cause you can’t give credit where it’s due

And realize that this chick, is quite possibly better than you

Better than you, running around with jailbait

I think your trying to compensate

For something lacking in the pants

Is that why you go on these pointless rants?

Do those rants make you feel good?

Give you more pleasure, than your hand ever could?

But that’s your business, I’ll keep that aside

You tried to throw down, yes, I repeat TRIED

So I’ll give you credit, and a “there, there” pat

One day you’ll look in the mirror, and then face the facts

Im not being mean, im just honestly blunt like that

Now make haste and leave bitch, run like a little rat

Now I’ll return to my throne, where I always sat

Pissed cause you got told, by a bitchy spoiled brat

[The NZA]

Jesus, lookit you people! So much for the days of me & chief bein the skills of this thread...im payin some respect to MC III, MLB & Birdy here, serious props to all of you for catchin on quick & holdin your own. Its a shame Chiefy had to die in the process but its been worth it.

Battle lines are bein drawn, logos tossed up...can the solo artists still hang or will they inevtably bond...?

 

My highlights:

 

MLB -

Your opinions of music is like a fart in a storm

I'm gonna make you wish you never was born

 

...They'll chuck you in a cab and identify you by phone

Another statisic you'll be, another unknown....

 

..smoov. Nothin like farts-in-storm analogies, good one.

 

Birdy -

Question should be, where the hell’d you come from?

Flip back a few pages, yeah, that’s me on page one

Throwing down flows like it’s nobody’s business

I thought you were cool, now you on my hit list

 

...Then when you think it’s over, imma bring on the heat

And leave you with nothing, panhandlin’ on the street

 

...and you rhymed shit with "irish"...you sure you havent done this kinda thing before?

 

KOS -

I just have to put a Bird in the oven first

hah..thanks for usin thta before chiefy did on my crew.

 

Ain't noone got shit on me I'll take on all comers

Bounce on all ya heads like I'm an italian plumber

 

..im a whore for NES references, that shit was cool.

 

You chose not to heed it, couldn't hold your tongue

Now you gonna breath your last breath through a punctured lung

 

...nice. The brit/irish sutff, the trainspotting line, the finale...that was good stuff there.

 

Just like pointin out my favorite spots so people know theyre bein appreciated up on the stage. Im keepin the mic warm, who's next?

[Freebird]

rappin while you clappin at Chief's eulogy, and

his death was foretold in DD prophecies, but

 

for some reason, that reminds me of nas.... hmm...

[The NZA]

ok another one:

Pissed cause you got told, by a bitchy spoiled brat

 

damn...

 

as for that line of mine, yeah im sure its subconscioulsy bits of biggie & nas...but thanks. Birdy's like the lil kim of this thread these days, its a trip.

 

But who's takin odds...will the last 3 solo artists (for right now, you voyeurs are free to jump in or just freestyle!) pair up like power rangers or will the recent beef keep em solo? Place yer bets....

[MyLeakyBucket]

Freebird and KoS both be rhyming like they wanna be a star

But there battle raps sound worse than a verse from Salt 'n Peppa

Now for some more scathing attacks

The rollercoaster moves up, clackety clack....

 

Freebird, yeah you, I got some stale bread

Hot damn girl you so easily led

You think coz page one features some of your spout

That your tunes meaning sumfing, have some kinda clout

I see tough girls like you strutting every day

Thinking coz its a new millenium they can have their own way

But you need a guy more than a fish needs a bike

someone to hold to tell you everythings all right

You'll cook and clean and tend to his needs

And spend every night down on your knees.

 

I hate the way the Irish see themselves as superior

That they liberated themselves and have no more bother

The truth is you be some kinda Brittany rejects

Wondering what way that you can fuck up next

As for the ska, guitar and brass rock

At least I masturbate into a sock

I saved it for later for some kinda using

I made you that cake with the suspicious icing

But said it was definitely a taste that you knew

Perhaps some kinda special irish stew

So let them eat cake and get their beheading

I've always claimed thats where Ireland be heading

KoS I see a very different future for the MC3

So listen up why don't you just take a knee

I'll join your group to begin the alliance

After all, more is better with a stronger defiance

However I really dunno if we can heal this rift

Caused I ain't being no deputy but I'll be their damn sheriff

 

:O Bo Selecta

[The NZA]

You'll cook and clean and tend to his needs

And spend every night down on your knees.

 

holy shit, someone forward that to Gloria Steinem, that's great...

 

the irish, gizz cake, a verbal beating, then the extending of his hand....finished up with a classic preacher line...

MLB is becoming a force to be reckoned with. Good one, man.

[BigChiefSlapaho]

I have to apologize, I haven't been able to follow this thread well this week. I have a lot of catching up to do. I'm working on an assignment now, I'll be done soon, I hope I'll have time to defend myself...

 

Had an idea tho... for IC, Freebird, anyone else who wants to enter... was hearing a classic, Ma$e - 24 Hours to Live... you think we could do a reprise of that one?

[The NZA]

*CLEAR*! thank god, we were able to bring him back, this board almost suffered its first casualty...nah its cool, i knew ya had that project.

Funny, i was thinkin of doin somethin with Ma$e - "Lookin at me" a while back, thought the beat was good for it...what'd you have in mind anyway, another shout-out or just freestyle?

 

ps kermit on a bunny...