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heh, Cracked is spot-on again.

 

sweet christmas this needs to be more than just a fan project. someone get Sexy Hats in here, STAT.

 

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heh, Cracked is spot-on again.

 

sweet christmas this needs to be more than just a fan project. someone get Sexy Hats in here, STAT.

 

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Words can't even begin to describe my happyness.

 

 

Holy mama. Why couldn't they have also done this for Sonic 2, though?

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Anyone remember Typing of the Dead, for the DC? I'm sure all the cool kids do. Anywhoozle, this is the same thing with a guitar. Could be awesome.

 

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oh, come now. i went & downloaded all the Sega-CD motion video games just so we could drink & compare scores in Make My Music Video with Kriss Kross, and you just wanted to veg out & watch Ly play Dragon Age. a schedule & event planner couldn'tve saved us.

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INXS was clearly the better Make My Video game.

 

By the way Segata Sanshiro Is the most bad arse person ever!

 

Segata.jpg

 

You wounldn't fuck with that man.

 

Holy shit this awesome!

 

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I can't stop singing the song now.

 

Sanshiro is a Judo master that tracks down and punishes those who do not play the Sega Saturn. His name sounds similar to phrase "You must play the Sega Saturn!"

 

Sanshiro lives as a hermit high on a mountain, devoting his life to intensive Sega Saturn training. He trains physically every day by carrying around a giant Sega Saturn on his back and punching buttons on its giant controller, as well as mentally by breaking stacks of Nintendo 64 cartridges with his head. His intense training has resulted in his ability to make people explode twice by throwing them, which he does with ease. He also frequently visits the city to seek out people who are not playing the Sega Saturn, and harshly teaches them a lesson. Sanshiro is a serious man with a firm sense of duty, who believes that playing video games is one of the most treasured activities in life.

 

When the Saturn was phased out and the Sega Dreamcast released, Sanshiro's end comes in the form of a commercial involving a missile directed at the Tokyo headquarters of SEGA, implied to be launched by Sony and Nintendo. Sanshiro heroically jumps off the roof of the building, onto the missile, deflecting it into the atmosphere while riding it, in which he lives his last few moments chanting out "Sega Saturn Shiro!!" for one last time, and is killed in the subsequent explosion. The voiceover narrates that "Segata Sanshiro will live on in your hearts,"

 

Segata_explosion.gif That is the best thing I have ever seen.

 

I fully endorse everything that man does, Hell he even dies awesomely. He has restored my faith in the Saturn. Thank you Segata Sanshiro!

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INXS was clearly the better Make My Video game.

 

By the way Segata Sanshiro Is the most bad arse person ever!

 

Segata.jpg

 

You wounldn't fuck with that man.

 

Holy shit this awesome!

 

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I can't stop singing the song now.

 

Sanshiro is a Judo master that tracks down and punishes those who do not play the Sega Saturn. His name sounds similar to phrase "You must play the Sega Saturn!"

 

Sanshiro lives as a hermit high on a mountain, devoting his life to intensive Sega Saturn training. He trains physically every day by carrying around a giant Sega Saturn on his back and punching buttons on its giant controller, as well as mentally by breaking stacks of Nintendo 64 cartridges with his head. His intense training has resulted in his ability to make people explode twice by throwing them, which he does with ease. He also frequently visits the city to seek out people who are not playing the Sega Saturn, and harshly teaches them a lesson. Sanshiro is a serious man with a firm sense of duty, who believes that playing video games is one of the most treasured activities in life.

 

When the Saturn was phased out and the Sega Dreamcast released, Sanshiro's end comes in the form of a commercial involving a missile directed at the Tokyo headquarters of SEGA, implied to be launched by Sony and Nintendo. Sanshiro heroically jumps off the roof of the building, onto the missile, deflecting it into the atmosphere while riding it, in which he lives his last few moments chanting out "Sega Saturn Shiro!!" for one last time, and is killed in the subsequent explosion. The voiceover narrates that "Segata Sanshiro will live on in your hearts,"

 

Segata_explosion.gif That is the best thing I have ever seen.

 

I fully endorse everything that man does, Hell he even dies awesomely. He has restored my faith in the Saturn. Thank you Segata Sanshiro!

 

I almost pooed myself I was laughing so hard at that whole post. Seriously, I clenched just in time.

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...you can control the fuckin' ducks in Duck Hunt? :suicide:

 

also: the music in Mario World could be super-sped up!

 

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For George

 

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