Blargh - The Random Thread

[Aoi Inu]

[Ganny McVagflaps]

[dante]

I love this emoteicon.

 

I think I'm gonna start a thread on this but does anyone remember Magic Middles? I can't find any pictures of the cookies. But Keebler made them...shit. Well, I wanna rally an impressively large force of cookie cravers together to "ask" Keebler "nicely" to bring them back.

 

I'll post a picture when I find it....

 

*edit*

I found a video clip...even better...

HERE

Edited January 5, 2005 by dante

[Ganny McVagflaps]

[SuperEeyore]

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

[Ganny McVagflaps]

HEHHHRRRRRROHHHH!

[Eternal Usagi-Chan]

OMG HERE STARTS THE DOG....LICK LICK LICK

[dante]

Woke up this morning with the worst thing. My jaw pops, and if I reset it to normal it does it again. I'm afraid of what it could mean, maybe surgery...I've heard some stories. But I gotta get this fixed. I can't go on like this.

 

I think it has something to do with my wisdom teeth and not having any space on my jaw for them.

 

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I had to leave my stupid farking car in the parking garage at my job. Stupid brake pad slid out...dont ask me how. I really gotta get rid of that car. It's driving me nuts already...

[Ganny McVagflaps]

B-E-A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E!

 

[BigChiefSlapaho]

Nah where he at?

where he at?

where he at?

where he at?

Nah der he go!

der he go!

der he go!

der he go!

[dante]

There was a farmer who had a dog...

tangent man hasn't been doing his homework, since this thread has no continuity, it should be tangent man bringing in da funk to set this page back to it's randomness. he has been summon'd.

[MyLeakyBucket]

Etnies. $50. Count me in.

[Ganny McVagflaps]

And on the seventh day God said:

 

WHERE MY BITCHES AT?!

[Da Cap'n]

[Aoi Inu]

I'm excited! Going out! Yea! Alright!

[Jables]

This is such an untapped resource.

[Ganny McVagflaps]

since nick isn't here....

 

[Eternal Usagi-Chan]

comment co-worker made to me today (wasn't thinking when she said this) " Damn lollipops make me suck so hard!!"

[SuperEeyore]

Jojo on the phone last night after 2 smirnoff ices:

 

Jojo: We are in the parking garage near maccaroni grill...

 

Isa: WOMAN THERE IS NO MACCARONI GRILL IN THE GROVE.

 

Jojo: oh..well we are in a garage of somesort..and I am dizzy

[Ganny McVagflaps]

[The NZA]

for those keepin score...i should hopefully have internet again soon. meantime, im an absentee landlord, kevin!

[Electric Duadoman]

NICK IS GAY!

[Abu Khaki al-Jizzeera]

I hate America, and I hate toyota.

[RobitussinEF]

sleep....Zzzzzz

[BigChiefSlapaho]

>Drunken Horoscopes.. Which one are you..........

>

>ARIES (3/21-4/19)

>

>Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when

>to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to

>closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they

>get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is

>a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods

>fail.

>Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that

>whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise.

>They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you

>haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night,

>you sneaky Gemini.

>

>

>TAURUS (4/20-5/20)

>Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow

>glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a

>one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who

>spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers,

>the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots

>and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say

>that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus

>will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and

>is

>extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

>

>GEMINI (5/21-6/21)

>Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're

>so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to

>tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and

>allusion, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state

>of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic

>ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very

>tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different

>cocktails every round --repetition is boring -- and may create a

>theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for

>their own amusement.

>

>

>CANCER (6/22-7/22)

>Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an

>after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer

>darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must

>guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret

>parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true

>Hollywood

>style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and

>emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing

>better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red

>wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will

>do.

>The sign also rules the flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you

>served up a vanilla vodka and soda.

>

>LEO (7/23-8/22)

>Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and

>usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding

>dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're

>darling - Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their

>limit,

>probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get

>over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with the

>one

>that brung

>them. But Leo's not the type to break rules even when drunk, so

>just try to ignore it (try harder,Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and

>hung over) Lion to make it up to you the next day.

>

>VIRGO (8/23-9/22)

>Cerebral Virgos are compelled to impose order onto their bender.

>Their famously fussy quest for purity could lead to drinking less

>than other signs, sure -- but it could also lead to drinking booze

>neat,

>to sucking down organic wine or just to brand loyalty. They rarely get

>fully shellacked -- but, oh, when they do! Virgo's controlled by

>the intellect, but there's an unbridled beast lurking within, and they

>let it loose when walloped. It's dead sexy (and surprisingly unsloppy).

>As one Virgo friend used to declare, "I'm going to drink myself into a

>low level of intelligence tonight." A toast to the subgenius IQ!

>

>LIBRA (9/23-10/22)

>"I'm just a social drinker," slurs Libra, "it's just that I'm so

>damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to party, mingle and relate

>to everyone. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend

>device set to "on") or heavier on the Evil Libra side (they are

>little instigators when bored), the Scales can really work a room.

>Charming as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control,

>however,

>which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing

>their wobbly boots way too early in the evening, flirting with their

>best

>friend's beau or even blacking out the night's events entirely.

>Oops!

>

>SCORPIO (10/23-11/21)

>Don't ever tell Scorpios they've had enough, for they'll smirk at

>you and quietly but intentionally keep tippling till they're

>hog-whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. Scorpios like to drink,

>and

>screw

>you if you have a problem with that. Most of them see the sauce as

>something to savor in itself, and not as a personality-altering tool --

>though if depressed, self-loathing Scorps seek total obliteration. But

>generally, they're fascinating drinking pals, brilliant

>conversationalists

>and

>dizzying flirts. They also remember everything -- especially what

>you did when you were blitzed. Only drink with a Scorpio who likes you.

>

>

>SAGITTARIUS (11/22-12/21)

>In vino veritas -- and, for Sagittarius, in booze blurtiness: When

>buttered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own.

>Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with.

>This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from the

>sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, the Bush twins and Anna Nicole

>Smith?).

>They're the people who chat up everyone in the room, then persuade

>the entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a

>playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue

>(including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is

>a brilliant booty call).

>

>CAPRICORN (12/22-1/19)

>Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast,

>money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off the

>astrological

>cocktail-party list. But this is the sign of David Bowie and

>AnnieLennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is the true rock star,

>independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to

>please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to

>quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on

>or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to

>loosen up and enjoy the after party, especially if they can hook up

>with a cute groupie.

>

>AQUARIUS (1/20-2/1Cool

>Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for

>water, that is). They have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism,

>and

>if they get an idea while sizzled, they're more stubborn than a stain

>or a stone. If they're throwing a party or organizing an outing,

>however, they're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative --

>and

>they make perfectly charming drunks in that case. Fortunately, they're

>usually capital drink-ursers. They also make the best designated

>drivers (if you can get them before they start raising their

>wrist):

>Aquarius is fascinated by drunk people and capable of holding

>interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.

>

>PISCES (2/19-3/20)

>If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a

>sign and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and

>Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in the dreamy,

>out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a

>mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On the

>other

>hand, they're fabulously enchanting partners, whether in

>conversation or in crime. With the right Pisces, you can start out

>sharing

>a

>pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. The phrase

>"addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know