MyLeakyBucket Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 The Government in this country want to introduce tough new drug strategies including sending a video showing shocking images to schools. This video will include pictures of the death of a young heroine addict. *In highly sarcastic tone* Yeah, coz thats representative of the world of drugs. Assbandits! :dissappointed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 22, 2002 Author Share Posted May 22, 2002 "I just dont like Kid Rock." "*sigh* ...do you like southern rock, like Lynyrd Skynyrd?" "Oh yeah, that shit's cool." "Ok...how bout good rock & rap collabarations like Run DMC & Aerosmith?" "That shit's badass!" "So...how do you not like....you havent actually heard any of his songs, have you?" "...no..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 Shit! Well I ballsed up that exam. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted May 22, 2002 Share Posted May 22, 2002 YA BUNCH OF WANKERS.....you post here but not in HONDO'S or TAPS where every body knows your naaammmeeee >Bust's out bat:mumble: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 22, 2002 Author Share Posted May 22, 2002 I just noticed that we're quoting Garth Ennis, Johnny Cash & Bill Hicks...that's fuckin cool. And now, this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 22, 2002 Author Share Posted May 22, 2002 I just noticed that we're quoting Garth Ennis, Johnny Cash & Bill Hicks...that's fuckin cool. And now, this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 "Sir, the peacock's are danceing this week, it surely wont rain." "Peacocks??? What the hell? Have you been smoking pot?" "Ah-ha, your erect penis has betrayed you again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 24, 2002 Author Share Posted May 24, 2002 And now for my political views, one time only, unless i feel like flauntin em again: "I'm a pragmatist, which means I think everyone's an asshole but me." - Dennis Miller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 Beetles have infested my dormitory block. ARRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :scared: No seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 24, 2002 Share Posted May 24, 2002 I don't know why, but the other day driving back from orlando, I was at a rest stop and bought an apple. I realized that when I eat an apple, I feel like a better person. It doesn't just feel like I'm being healthy, it feels like I'm doing something morally good. Like I'm doing a good deed. I get the same feeling from eating an apple that I get when I give to charity or something. I mean, really, how many bad people eat apples? Did Hitler eat apples? I dont think he did. I kind of get the same feeling when i eat breakfast, I'm starting off the day right and all. Granted, when I'm up in time for breakfast it usually means I've been drinking all night, so I stayed awake long enough for the sun to come out, but that's besides the point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 24, 2002 Author Share Posted May 24, 2002 Jumbie once asked why there arent more songs like "The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony". I wish i had a better answer, that's a fine, fine song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Is it just me or has Kevin Costner's career taken a real downturn? So sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 25, 2002 Author Share Posted May 25, 2002 5 hours till work...i just wanna play Shenmue... ??? ...why wont you folks lemme have the last word? Goddammit Jack, go to sleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 YEAH.... WHOA- YEAH!!! I'm so addicted to you... but you're such a dick to me. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 25, 2002 Share Posted May 25, 2002 Wouldn't this thread be more random if we had a mixture of replies and non-sequiters? Goddamn this spiders web of randomness :angry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Evil King: "General, your job was to kill maximo!!!" Skeleton General: "I'm sorry sir! I wont fail again!" Evil King: "HERE IS YOU PUNISHMENT!" :Shoots a beam of energy at him, skeleton grows flesh, becomes human: General: "I'M ALIVE!!! ALIVE!!!" Evil King: "Guards... Take him out back and torture him... until he DIES!!!!" heheheh, this game rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Oops too much red wine again I think. Floating....floating.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Well, I spent all afternoon getting the rifle scope calibrated. Tomorrow is the big day... Hmm. Did I remember to get clean undewear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 26, 2002 Author Share Posted May 26, 2002 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 what the hell? See, ive posted drunk before, but that just meant that was kind of under the influence.... now I'm stone drunk.... I took shome shot, drank some beer, figured this was gonna be one of those "drink all you want you're not gonna get drunk" night, so I just went home, sober as hell. Then I sit down foir a few minutes, and IT ALL HITS ME. Every drop I I drank tonite hit me. Both quarts, all the shots... cono.... it all hit me at the same time, and I'm a lone in my room drunk as hell.... Really nothing I can do. If I go to sleep now I wake up wanting to die, cause of a hangover. SO I have to drink maisive amounts of water to avoid the mother of all hangovers. So, the only think to do while I'm trying to drink this much water is post...,. so here I am... It really suck when all of the achohol hits yout at the poitn taht you have NOTHING to do.... the words "blargh" never made so much sense to me as they do now.... I didn't even want to drink that much tonight.... drank a bit, didnt feel buzzed, so I drank more, and a little more, and then like an hour later every drOP hits me........ so unfair..... :ill: :ill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 "They said my sentence was equivalence to murder Just another hurdle, I bounced through a portal" Trippy :weed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Revenge is a dish best served cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Fuck you Roy Keane :shoot: :irish: :railgun: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 when was the last time you remember how happy it makes your mom when you give her a call just to say hi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 26, 2002 Share Posted May 26, 2002 Just been DL some Bill Hicks, specifically stuff from his "Sorry folks.." show. Now that stuff makes me want to become a contoversial comedian. I'm writing some material after exams. See you on the circuit in a couple a' years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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