JunkerSeed Posted May 5, 2002 Share Posted May 5, 2002 god damn, I'm actually gonna go to sleep now, hello mr. sun.... uh, shit, tomorrow's cinco de mayo and today I drank, shit, hope I survive the weekend... eh, it's worth it, beer, drunken lapdances and punching bags rock!!! :ill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 I'm drunk again.... plastered really... Â Half a bottle of whiskey and a couple of beers, isn't that a fuckin lot? Â I cant even tell any more.... Â Three drunken nights in a row? Â That cant be good... Â Uh, I have an excuse today! Â It's cinco de mayo! Â Mexican indepencance yeah, um, go mexico or whatever... Â Was gonna drink tequila, but god dammit it's so bad I just couldnt, had to drink whiskey instead. Â Umm, I'll be sober tomorrow, my body cant take it for that damned long, it was quite mad at me today, so I decide to go easy on it and drink whiskey rather than tequila... gee, that's going easy on your body, drinking one form of hard liquor rather than another.... Â Bah, damn these long-winded drunken posts! Â Cant shutup when Im drunk I tell ya, I just talk on and on and on and on and on. Â Cant stop. Â Nope, just keep on talking and talking. Â Yup, I reckon I talk a whole lot when Im drunk. Â My posts are way too long. Â This very post will be too long. Â Peopl will read it and be like "Shit, this is too fucking long, I wish he'd stop typing" Â and somebody else would say "I wish eveyr time he drank he wouldnt feel compelled to post pages and pages of text about his experience." Â And I would agree with them. Â There is no goddamn reason for me to type this much tonight. Â It's rediculous, I wouldn't stand for it. Â Drink half a bottle of whiskey and post a goddamned ten page stream of consioucness tirade? Â Stop fucking typing is what I'd say! Â Just shut the hell up already! Â We dont care how much you drank! Â Stop wasting our bandwidth! Â 4:30, it's time to frickin sleep, but I dont want a hangover so I'll wait till I'm done with this jug of water, which is why I spend so much time posting. Â See, it all makes perfect sense. Â Â "it was the best of time.... it was the... blurst of time? You stupid monkey!" Â :ill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 6, 2002 Author Share Posted May 6, 2002 "Trust Allah, but tie your camel." - anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Â Sorry to whoevers avatar this is !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 6, 2002 Author Share Posted May 6, 2002 In brightest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight let those who worship evil's might beware my power... Green Lantern's balls! Â No, wait, that's not it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 7, 2002 Author Share Posted May 7, 2002 On dit... I really lost the point in that thread, as well. Â I think it was supposed to be rumor/gossip type shit, not just some insightful observation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 7, 2002 Author Share Posted May 7, 2002 ~Bridge~ Â Now that the world isn't ending It's love that I'm sending to you It isn't the love of a hero And that's why I fear it won't do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 "You want me, well fucking well come and find me I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches And nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing" Â Goddamn, these radiohead guys make the most random shit sound cool, soon they'll realize that all they have to do is sing the dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 "No matter how I think we grow you always seem to let me know it aint working, No it aint working and when I try to walk away you hurt yourself to make me stay this is is crazy this is crazy" Lauren Hill  this is my depression song.. aahhh the wonders of PMS.. lmaoooo  NOW SOMEONE PASS ME MY CASHEW'S....my comfort food... :emotions: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 7, 2002 Author Share Posted May 7, 2002 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Â Mariah Carey's not pretty, bullshit bullshit. Â Typical chick, all jealous of a fine lookin woman that can sing, two qualities you dont posess. Â Even the horse you rode in on is ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE! Â I'm not calling for help, I'm begging for a participant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 7, 2002 Author Share Posted May 7, 2002 It's comin back around again.... ....aw, this is for the people of the sun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 one word comes to mind....and that is HO.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 ::stares at her computer screen:: what was I supposed to write.... ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 The Agnostic's Prayer  "Oh god, if there be a god, save my soul, if i have a soul. Amen."  :darwin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 "Yeah, sorry, I'm on my Sprint PCS phone an - I - ge - s - ta - c - i - wo - da! - ik - - - fuck! Â Geez, I only walked under a tree... oh damn, I'm going under an bri - el - sp - fa! - tish! - ::smacks phone::" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 If a cow had the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you love... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuperEeyore Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 OMG~!!!!!! ITS 4 AM AND I CAN'T GET TO SLEEP!!!! I HAVE RUSH AT 8 AM DAMN IT I AM GOING TO PASS OUT AT THE DAMNED TABLE!!! :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â :scared: Â I WANNA SLEEP!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 8, 2002 Author Share Posted May 8, 2002 xXx with Vin Diesel, aka 007...to the extreme!! Hoo boy, that dont look too good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Jesse Custer Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 You know, these days, Tulip's kinda packin' on the pounds... for a moment, I almost wish I still had The Word to "encourage" her to excercise. Â Damn women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 "Go on to extinction holy men..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted May 8, 2002 Share Posted May 8, 2002 Could it be? Â Could it be that after 270+ posts this thread is losing it's luster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 9, 2002 Author Share Posted May 9, 2002 This fuckin mosqito wont die. Ive tried to smoke it out with incense after nearly an hour of chasin it around (it has thermal-optic camoflouge, by the way, and i had an hour to kill), ive done my best to encourage it to try guyanase, but it fuckin prefers white meat over dark. Meanwhile, my legs/feet are itchy & its rather well-fed. Â Fuckin thing, my marsh is long gone, fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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