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Scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Don: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?

Scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Don: Couldn't it also give worms to ex-boyfriends?

Scientist: This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends.

Don: Well, great. Thanks for stopping by.

Scientist: You just don't get it here! Whooooooo!

 

- Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy

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"Right, I'd like a tall cup of shit please."

 

Goddamn, I have the most odd convesations sometimes...

You know a night was odd when you've made a promise to someone to watch murder she wrote with them over the telephone in a few days...  And you were sober at the time.

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There aint enough time in a day.

This goddamn list....family, lawyers, employers, doctor, realtors...too many fuckin people to call, and i hate the goddamn phone.

Essays, full time work, skills to learn - all by the summer's end.  Even tho the jobs are easy, pay well & often allow for the things i like, theyre still time-consuming nonetheless...should I be watchin a clock, "killing time"? How much of it do i have left to kill?

I want to excercise, to hang with friends, drinking, video games, comics, etc and there's less time for alla that.  Is this how i oughta spend my youth, with a goddamn list? Something aint right here.  The future will not continue on a priority list like this.

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Just when you think your at the bottom of the abyss, that life just ain't worth living, a combination of Chris Morris' The Day Today and the Pixies make me put it all in perspective. Goddamn I love good music and good TV.

 

"All I know is, there were rumours, field hockey players..."

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