Iambaytor Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 (edited) NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Edited July 22, 2018 by Iambaytor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 baytor, i love you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiterasta Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 That's definitely your best one yet, baytor. Keep it up, and check your PM's for some of my ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 4, 2006 Author Share Posted March 4, 2006 you know, im just as bad as benny and the fuckers i accuse of having no balance. see, i wane back and forth from movies, video games, and comics. I can do all 3, but im like hardcore into one of them for a few months. It was movies, then games all through the end/beginning of last year, and now megacon reinforced my love of comics, reminding me ive got at least 2 dozen series i wish to read one day, all archived (god bless you, Z Cult). Another few months, itll die down, and ill catch up on the anime. the only constant is music, which truly makes me lose control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 4, 2006 Author Share Posted March 4, 2006 whiterasta: the coolest goddamn avatar ive seen in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 (edited) Edited March 4, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 4, 2006 Author Share Posted March 4, 2006 plight of the never-nude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Happy 20 Years Old Buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 The things typos will turn up... http://aimexpress.aom.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 Apparently he wasn't a very good ninja: http://www.sploid.com/news/2006/03/gambler_shoots.php Letting himself get shot, and carrying a gun himself. They just don't make ninja's like they used to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 4, 2006 Share Posted March 4, 2006 (edited) NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Edited July 22, 2018 by Iambaytor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Just got back from seeing Dave Chapelle's Block Party. Kick ass fucking movie (besides Jill Scott - I HATE that fuck - and the fact IC let me in on the whole ticket situation but I didn't get me one.... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 5, 2006 Author Share Posted March 5, 2006 that's an amazing lineup, i gotta see the soundtrack for that one...wait, i had tickets? sally...phew! that girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Not replying or nothing but you let me in on the info that the tickets were on 1iota.com and I was gonna get 'em but decided to fuck it and went to the Carson Daly show instead to see Me First and the Gimme Gimmes and Bob Costas which was fun and all but the block party woulda kicked ass..... Man, that book was some funny ass fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 I would love to see this.... Rocky Horror PUPPET Show annnnnd I hadn't guffawed this hard since Diddy called Bjork: MaryKate and Ashley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 Japan Votes on All Time Top 100 Not surprisingly, Final Fantasy dominates with FFX taking the prime position, and three more places in the top 20. Other franchises to win high places include Dragon Quest, with five places in the top 20. Non-Japanese games did not fare all that well. We found just four games designed outside Asia, and only one in which the version that was sold in Japan, was actually created outside Japan. The Wizardry, Sim City and Tetris Japanese versions were all created locally while Grand Theft Auto can claim to be fully non-Japanese. Famitsu is, overwhelmingly, the voice of the Japanese games community, dwarfing all other publications in sales and influence. Take a look through the list. 1. Final Fantasy X (2001) 2. Final Fantasy VII (1997) 3. Dragon Quest III (1988) 4. Dragon Quest VIII (2004) 5. Machi (1998) 6. Final Fantasy IV (1991) 7. Tactics Ogre (1995) 8. Final Fantasy III (1990) 9. Dragon Quest VII (2000) 10. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998) 11. Dragon Quest V (1992) 12. Far East of Eden 2 (1992) 13. Sakura Taisen (1996) 14. Dragn Quest IV (1990) 15. Final Fantasy V (1992) 16. Xenogears (1998) 17. Dragon Quest II (1987) 18. Sakura Taisen III (2002) 19. Kingdom Hearts (2002) 20. Streetfighter II (1992) 21. Super Mario Bros (1985) 22. Final Fantasy VIII (1999) 23. Toki Meki Memorial (1995) 24. Final Fantasy IX (2000) 25. Final Fantasy VI(1994) 26. Metal Gear Solid 3 (2004) 27. Valkyrie Profile (1999) 28. Chrono Trigger (1995) 29. Kingdom Hearts II (2005) 30. Dragon Quest (1986) 31. Zelda 3 (1991) 32. Final Fantasy X-2 (2003) 33. Resident Evil (1996) 34. Dragon Quest VI (1995) 35. F-Zero (1990) 36. Sakura Taisen II (1998) 37. Mother 2 (1994) 38. Mother (1989) 39. Virtua Fighter (1994) 40. Dragon Quest 5 (PS2 remake) 2004 41. Zelda Windwaker (2002) 42. Metal Gear Solid 2 (2001) 43. Animal Crossing (DS) 2005 44. Tales of the Abyss (2005) 45. Ogre Battle (1993) 46. Legend of Zelda (1986) 47. Virtua Fighter 2 (1995) 48. Mysterious Dungeon 2 (1995) 49. Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) 50. Metal Gear Solid (1998) 51. Pokemon Red and Green (1996) 52. Y's 1 and 2 (1989) 53. Romancing Saga (1992) 54. Toke Meke Memorial (PC Engine) 94 55. Super Robot Taisen Alpha (2000) 56. Resident Evil 2 (1998) 57. Tales of Eternia (2000) 58. Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei II (1990) 59. Shin Megami Tensei (1992) 60. Final Fantasy II (1988) 61. Super Mario World (1990) 62. To Heart II (2004) 63. Final Fantasy (1987) 64. Puyo Puyo (1992) 65. Family Stadium Pro Baseball (1986) 66. Wizardry (1987) 67. Hokkaido Murder Mystery (1987) 68. Fire Emblem (1994) 69. Super Mario Kart (1992) 70. Dynasty Warriors 4 (2003) 71. Monster Hunter (2004) 72. Best Play Pro Baseball (1988) 73. Grandia (1997) 74. Resident Evil 4 (GC) 2005 75. Gran Turismo 4 (2004) 76. GTA: Vice City (2004) 77. Super Monaco GP (1990) 78. Torneko Mysterious Dungeon (1993) 79. Tales of Destiny (1997) 80. Streetfighter 2 Turbo (1993) 81. Dynasty Warriors III (2001) 82. Final Fight (1990) 83. Monster Hunter Portable (2005) 84. Final Fantasy Tactics (1997) 85. Minster Hunter G (2005) 86. Mysterious Dungeon 2 (2000) 87. Kung Fu (1985) 88. Toke Meke Memorial (Saturn) (1996) 89. Tales of Destiny II (2002) 90. Kamaitachi No Yoru (1994) 91. Sakura Taisen IV (2002) 92. Tales of Rebirth (2004) 93. Sim City (1991) 94. Saga 2 (1990) 95. Pro Baseball Family Stadium 87 96. Tetris (Gameboy) (1989) 97. Secret of Mana (1993) 98. Gradius (1986) 99. Super Mario Bros III (1988) 100. Resident Evil IV (PS2) 2005 From the looks of things. Half of the list looks like RPGS. Looking at this list I have owned or played them at one point. Ahhhhh.........To be young again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 So I've finally the internet @ home, complete with a scanner but alas no webcam. I was totally gonna post my rocky vagina. Well fuck you, Lindsay wants to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 (edited) Ok so This is coming real soon... Can't fucking wait. _________________ TVLand is a godsend... Squiggy's the nuts...you know he is. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Sclemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated. We're gonna do it! Give us any chance, we'll take it. Give us any rule, we'll break it. We're gonna make our dreams come true. Doin' it our way. Nothin's gonna turn us back now, Straight ahead and on the track now. We're gonna make our dreams come true, Doin' it our way. There is nothing we won't try, Never heard the word impossible. This time there's no stopping us. We're gonna do it. On your mark, get set, and go now, Got a dream and we just know now, We're gonna make our dream come true. And we'll do it our way, yes our way. Make all our dreams come true, And do it our way, yes our way, Make all our dreams come true For me and you. Edited March 5, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 5, 2006 Share Posted March 5, 2006 (edited) NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Edited July 22, 2018 by Iambaytor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 6, 2006 Author Share Posted March 6, 2006 aw, fuck, i was loving it, and then the end had to spoil all my good times...baytor, youre up to 2 drinks when you come out this way, man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 I gotta get my arse a cameo on that comic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 (edited) NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nostop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Edited July 23, 2018 by Iambaytor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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