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Newtype Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 WOW!!! Now this is something worth watching. Japanese Spiderman This video goes out to archangel and MusicManiac. Dick Cheney’s Got A Gun Back in the day, Fred and Barney were brought to you by the fine folks at Winston. Flintstones Smoking Did you miss the Oscars? Not to worry, here are the best parts of the whole damn show. John Stewarts At The Oscars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted March 10, 2006 Author Share Posted March 10, 2006 Zack: Forget that quote, here is the most informative quote from that page: "Keith has 0 friends." Dr. Thorpe: Keith has 0 friends because he looks exactly like a koopa from Super Mario Brothers. Zack: This is what accountants look like in most of Eastern Europe. Dr. Thorpe: Prospective friends are intimidated at the prospect that he might touch them, therefore killing them instantly. Either that, or they're waiting to get Blue Yoshi so they can fly if they eat him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Good Luck Barry, and Thanks for all the Memories Bullshit. Granted, you’d had to have been living in a cave the past eight years to be shocked -- shocked -- to learn that Barry Bonds took illegal (and let’s remember this term kids, it’ll be on the quiz later) steroids starting in 1998, as the forthcoming book, “Game of Shadows” reports in great detail, but this is still a big deal. No, not for baseball. I think we’ve long realized by now that Donald Fehr heads a much-too-powerful union for Major League Baseball to ever implement any sort of scheduled steroid and HGH testing. And you could argue that the random testing system that is currently in place worked even somewhat last season. It brought down Rafael Palmeiro, who dared to wave his finger at Congress months earlier in refuting his drug use. But this may be the end for Barry Bonds. You have to wonder if even he can staunchly pursue his home run record on a nightly basis now that everybody knows, not highly suspects, what he did. He cheated. Himself, the fans, the game and its history. That is, unfortunately, the truth. Not because there is no way to specifically nail him, but because most of the general public doesn’t care. The one excuse I love is, “But steroids weren’t illegal in baseball.” Great. Neither was brandishing a machete out to left field and threatening the groundskeeper, but you think a court of law might have a problem with that? Attempted murder isn’t in the baseball rulebook as a no-no? Oh, well then it’s fine. "I won't even look at it. For what? There's no need to," Bonds told the Chronicle yesterday. Giants pitcher Jason Schmidt also won’t be among those reading. “Who cares?” he said. “It's so old right now. This is what, the third year of it? You've got to let it rest. If I'm a fan, I'm tired hearing about it. I want to turn the page. It's the same story every day. How many twists can you put on the same story? That's the way I look at it. Let's just play baseball.” It’s so old. Nice. Yes, it’s so old that one of baseball’s most hallowed marks has been topped, twice, by cheaters What’s good for the game now? Bonds needs to walk away. He, nor McGwire or Palmeiro, can ever make the Hall. That’s the final stamp baseball needs on the steroid era. They can asterisk the stats all they want, but they’ll still be there. Cheaters need to pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 (edited) Modern Day Bathrooms! Gentlemen, How would you like to take a piss on one of these stalls? or maybe these? Or take a crap on one these fine seats? Edited March 10, 2006 by Senshik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 Captain Lunatic: It's time for you to come out of weed heaven and Potville for a second and give me a little informationi, a little Captain Lunatic time! Bong Boy: Hey, let me down! Captain Lunatic: Now, what do you know about this missing McMadison girl? Bong Boy: Oh yeah. Last night I saw her and her husband. Captain Lunatic: Husband? Bong Boy: Yeah. He was drunk and his face was all pixilated. Wait a second. That might have been on Cops last night. Captain Lunatic: You wanna play games, huh? Old Lunatic's got a game for you, called junkie quit hitting yourself! [makes him hit himself] Bong Boy: Ahh! Ahh! Make me stop! Captain Lunatic: I can't make you stop! You're the one doing it! Bong Boy: Ow! Make me want to stop! Captain Lunatic: Oh no. What does this look like? [pretends to steal his nose] Bong Boy: That's my nose! Captain Lunatic: I got your damn nose, punk! You ain't ever ever gonna see this nose again! [swallows his "nose"] Bong Boy: Ahh! I need one of those. Captain Lunatic: Aw, God. I could go to hell for this. Get down. Hold the gun. Bong Boy: Huh? Captain Lunatic: What does this feel like? [pretends to crack an egg over his head] Bong Boy: Ahhh! That's an egg! Captain Lunatic: That's an egg! [pretends to break another egg] Bong Boy: Oh, no! Captain Lunatic: That's another. That's two friggin' eggs! You look ridiculous! I wish I could find my fucking Upright Citizen's Brigade dvd's. Pure class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 (edited) Cool image they have on the CCNTU site now. Edited March 10, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 So like. are they going to do it, or what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 10, 2006 Share Posted March 10, 2006 You bet your Sweet Ass Sally it is... Screw snow. I feel like a fricken Floridian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 11, 2006 Author Share Posted March 11, 2006 C.R.E.A.M. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MusicManiac Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 To hell with Brokeback... * 8 reasons Top Gun is the ultimate gay movie * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 it's official! hondo's invaded my dreams. christy and i are like bff now. except we probably experienced different members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiterasta Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out The ones that crawl in are lean and thin The ones that crawl out are fat and stout Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out Your brains come tumbling down your snout Be merry my friends Be merry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 From Dictionary.com crapulous \KRAP-yuh-lus\, adjective: 1. Suffering the effects of, or derived from, or suggestive of gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a crapulous stomach. 2. Marked by gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a crapulous old [1]reprobate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 12, 2006 Author Share Posted March 12, 2006 did anyone else know The Grassy Knoll made music? i dont think even they knew it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted March 12, 2006 Share Posted March 12, 2006 i believe i can rest assured that my week(and a half)-of-weirdness may have come to an end. so far, so good. p.s. also, i want a bunny. nick don't walk all over my bunny dreams. or i'll kill you in your sleep. or awake. either way. i'm flexible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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