Benz Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 I thought I was having a heart attack or a panic attack. I awoke covered soaking in sweat, and I felt like my chest was going to explode. I thought I was going to die. Then it happened. I belched, felt a little better, then let one rip... a big one. One that could be considered assault with a deadly weapon. I casted an IRL Shadow Bolt (yes we're still talking about a fart here, nothing else happened) from my arse. I gave birth to a cloud. Then I felt all better. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 With my new purple hair, I think I'm going to dress up like Gert and pretend I'm awesome. I'm also gonna somehow turn Cj into a Dinosaur! It's gonna be totally cool you guys. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 (edited) CJ will now be called OL.  and  Everyone should listen to my friend Jessie's new song! "Empty Bones" on Myspace Edited July 13, 2008 by MetalHeart Link being all silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Man, did the Texans somehow hold Europe for an entire turn and now have like, +3 reenforcements or something? Just seems like all of a sudden the Texans are expanding exponentially and all I'm saying is, there's only so long they're gonna fortify the borders of texas before they expand down to SOuth America or Across through to Asia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 i cant believe i havent read this yet. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 With my new purple hair, I think I'm going to dress up like Gert and pretend I'm awesome. I'm also gonna somehow turn Cj into a Dinosaur! It's gonna be totally cool you guys.  aw man, so MH finally gets the comparisons to Runaways' Gert! that's so awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 wha-what?! I've always got the comparison! I just never had the purple hair to rock it before now, lolz <3 Â Â Â I feel so honored and awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drifter Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 (edited) Who does this remind you of? Edited July 14, 2008 by Drifter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nknight Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 (edited) *poof*  Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce  "He told the officers that it was urban camouflage,"  *poof* Edited July 14, 2008 by Nknight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 wha-what?! I've always got the comparison! I just never had the purple hair to rock it before now, lolz <3Â Â Â I feel so honored and awesome! You do know what must be done now, right? Next time you go to a con, you must cosplay as her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 hot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386117/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I couldn't help myself  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I<3MetalGert   Michael Ian Black takes on bro-mosexual douche Tucker Max.....  So Tucker Max, you drunk, misogynistic motherfucker – I am officially calling you OUT! I am going to fist fuck every hole in your boozy little body until you crawl away like the sniveling little bitch that you are. YOU’RE DEAD!  I'm completely serious. I'd LOVE to fight you. I'll even promise to show up drunk as shit. I'll drink an unreasonable amount of alcohol before we fight--20 beers, 30 beers, whatever it takes to me plastered. And if you don't think I'm drunk enough, I'll keep drinking. As long as I am conscious and able to stand on my feet, I'll fight you. And here's the kicker: If you beat me, I'll give you the next royalty check from my book. It should be about 150k, give or take agent fees and other things. I am completely serious.  So Tucker Max has officially accepted my challenge to a fight. Good. That was the easy part. The hard part? Deciding exactly how I am going to rearrange his face. Will I pluck out an eye and stuff it up his nostril? Will I make him choke down his own tongue until he throws it up and then sit on his head and force him to lap up his own puke like a bad little puppy? Or will I simply knock out his teeth and then use them as Chinese death stars which I will then throw into his black heart? I just do not know. But I do know this: Tucker Max is going down. How do I know this? Because Tucker may have the athleticism, the muscles, the fighting skills, the experience, the guts, and the heart. But I have something he will NEVER have – I’m not sure what that is, but if I think about it long enough I will probably come up with something. I might be better at Scrabble, for example. (I also have one of the original pets.com sock puppets, which I’m sure he doesn’t have, and will never have, but I don’t think that will help me in the fight.)   > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nknight Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 *poof* Â Genital jewelery... Yeah... Â Â Â *poof* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Â I've got Putty Love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Suzanne Somers fun kitty happy shopping network time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 (edited) Â You know, I may actually remember this cartoon from when I was a kid. I think it was about how in the future good guys and bad guys find an alien planet filled with dinosaurs. Ah well... Â And this one's for Skeet: Edited July 16, 2008 by Drifter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 I didn't get to bed until the wee hours. and here I am, woken up by CHIPMUINK ROCK or whatevs. omg Al. Srsly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 (edited) Edited July 16, 2008 by Lycaon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 I want a shirt that says "The Hondo's Bar F.A.Q: it cure's disease!" or something along those lines. Something that'll convey that the FAQ rulse all! y'know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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