MetalHeart Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Nope. He forgot to log off. :O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 :O Compare to Nick, Panch and Joel he got off easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Compare to Nick, Panch and Joel he got off easy. heh true true I just don't like jokes about you losing your pants before I can steal them. LOL <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 heh true true I just don't like jokes about you losing your pants before I can steal them. LOL <3 Go steal CJ pants and leave mine alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 (edited) Go steal CJ pants and leave mine alone. I stole them a long time ago ;) If I stop bugging you about stealing your pants, then what am I gonna do? :( I'll have to find someone else to bother. edit - PS I'm not trying to get in your pants. Just wanting to steal them! :P Edited July 20, 2008 by MetalHeart to add shings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 ...you can have my pants... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Graphics & Comments Graphics & Comments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the division of joy Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Nom nom nom nom!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 One of my favorite things to do when no one is home? Sing Tori. At the top of my lungs. My favorite song to do this with? Professional Widow. lol <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 first night in my new apartment so escited! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/652643356.html Rant: Person with a wooden leg that lives above me.Date: 2008-04-22, 8:58PM CDT I have no idea who you are. I do not know if you’re male, female, young, old, black, white, straight, gay, ambidextrous, or a midget. What I do know is this: You are almost certainly obese and have at least one wooden leg. It is likely that I am completely off in my speculation, but at least hear me out. I do have some evidence that would warrant such claims. First of all, if you aren’t a manatee with at least one wooden appendage, I must assume then, that you do indeed have your feet blocked in cement. At the very least, you have a horrible case of elephantitis of the lower body causing your feet to stomp and drag and cause a great amount of disturbance. Now I’ve lived in apartments before, some being quite rowdy seeing as I did attend college for five years. Despite this, you my heavy hooved friend, are one of a kind. At first I thought it might be sex. You know, the old headboard pounding the wall. I would be impressed if that were the case, but I doubt that. The noise moves when you move, so it can’t be the headboard. If it were, then I would REALLY be impressed. Hell, you even knocked the light fixture off of the ceiling in my foyer after some intense peg-leg floor pounding. I was picking glass out of my feet for a few weeks after that! Not bad for what could potentially be some afternoon delight. The reason I don’t believe you are getting laid is because the noise occurs quite literally at ALL hours of the day. 4AM? You bet. 4PM? Sure shit. 1AM? Of course. 2:47PM? Why not? If I were able to link the noise to a certain time pattern or a certain location, I could be more certain it might be sex, say on a bed with wheels that moves freely about your place with each thrust. (As I type this now, you’re making some pretty loud bumps and booms). Maybe you are just a really aggressive masturbator? Lastly, I haven’t seen a single couple enter this building to confirm that fact that someone might be getting laid. I’ve tried to describe the noise you create to many people saying “It quite literally sounds like an overweight pirate with one peg leg pacing back and forth” only to get strange looks in return…as you can imagine. Skeptical as they may be, their hesitations in believing my claims were put to rest as soon as they visited my apartment. One by one my friends, as well as some family, visited my place all to confirm the noises I reported were indeed, real. Each of them spent a few minutes speculating about what the noise could potentially be. Honestly, the only thing we have all deduced is that you aren’t having sex. This is undoubtedly, an unfortunate conclusion on your part. Perhaps you are trying to teach yourself how to walk with stilts and you are trying to master the art one leg at a time before attempting both stilts at once. Maybe you’re practicing for the Olympics in Chicago in 2016 and have set up some uneven bars and are trying desperately to stick the landing. Whatever you’re doing, could you please ease up? I do not enjoy replacing all of my picture frames that have either fallen off my walls or from my shelves. Nor do I enjoy being awaken at all hours of the night only to have to wonder what it is you’re really doing up there, whether they be innocent or slightly sexually deviant. My alarm goes off before 6AM due to having one of those job things so a good nights sleep is important. Thanks in advance and if you really are an obese pirate, please don’t break into my apartment and steal my booty…or my food. * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 652643356 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Today I worked the dairy department. I came across a juice called... Jungle Punch. I laughed to myself and though that's appropriate. This is appropriate because for those of you who don't know yet, I work in Miami Gardens, AKA Carol City... for those outside the area, it's the hood, the ghetto. que the song "everyone's a little bit racist" from Avenue Q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fluffakins Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 (edited) Lets dance around together! Edited July 21, 2008 by MetalHeart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Is it bright where you are Have the people changed Does it make you happy you're so strange And in your darkest hour I hold secrets flame We can watch the world devoured in it's pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nknight Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 (edited) Edited July 21, 2008 by Nknight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Gah. Got a case of the yawns. Zzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 POP TOP CHECK IT OUT LICK THE FOIL WITH YOUR TONGUE GIVE IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AS A GIFT ROLO TONY BROWN TOWN CHECK YOURSELF AT THE DOOR GIMME SOME MORE GIMME SOME MORE GIMME SOME MORE 'O YOUR ROLOS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 McCain Propose Tax Holiday for Beer Heiresses Andy BorowitzSat Jul 5, 3:00 AM ET Says Brewery Scions Could Lead Economic Revival Presumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain unveiled details of his economic policy today, telling an audience in Ohio that if elected, he would support a real-estate tax holiday for beer heiresses. Sen. McCain said that his tax-holiday plan could lead to a revival for the U.S. economy, arguing, "The key to this country's economic well-being has been and will always be those Americans with vast inherited brewery wealth." The Arizona senator took great pains to indicate that the tax holiday would not be available to all brewery heiresses, "just those with a net worth of over 100 million dollars." Sen. McCain's real-estate tax-holiday proposal came on the heels of the news that his wife, presumptive First Lady nominee Cindy McCain, had failed to pay real-estate taxes on her La Jolla, Calif., home for four years. But Sen. McCain was quick to dismiss speculation that his real-estate tax holiday proposal was intended to help his wife, adding, "Anyone who is serious about fixing the U.S. economy would start with the engine of that economy, which as everyone knows is brewery heiresses." Standing at Sen. McCain's side during his appearance, Mrs. McCain endorsed the real-estate tax holiday and offered an explanation for her failure to pay four years' worth of real-estate taxes. "I guess it slipped my mind," she said. "Quite frankly, I've been busy coming up with totally original recipes for my Web site." COPYRIGHT 2008 CREATORS SYNDICATE Heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Extinct, my ASS! from The Original Joe Fisher on Vimeo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceManML Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 das rite... philly had quakers too... QUAKER OATS FO LIFE!!! APPLE CINNAMON BABY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Christ, but I could use a scotch right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kaniggit Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 (edited) In an alternate universe, the Tick live action show became a hit, and Bat Manuel was spun off into his own feature length movie. And if the movie was about the origins of the Bat Manuel that movie might be called... BATMANUEL COMIENZA Edited July 23, 2008 by Dark Kaniggit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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