MetalHeart Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 CLICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 CLICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Â Â Wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 CLICK ME!!!!!!!!!!!! Â And that's a right there. Â From now on all new members must go to this FAQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 28, 2008 Share Posted July 28, 2008 And that's a right there. Â From now on all new members must go to this FAQ. Â Â That FAQ RULES. <3333 Â OMG. I love the internet. Cj and I totally forgot about fatchicksinpartyhats.com, and it was hours of spot-in-hell reserving LOLz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 THere are no words to express how brilliant that was! Â Metal<3 FOR ETERNITY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 From http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=444469  So I generally choose not to patronize walmart for several moral reasons...but today I was in desperate need of some CD-Rs so I could mail a file to my university and the only place anywhere near me that sells them is Wally world. So I grudgingly got on my bike and made the 4 mile ride on some pretty dangerous roads only to find that they have no form of bike rack whatsoever. That's typical for this area so I've become used to just taking my bike into stores...in fact I usually use the basket on the back as a shopping cart. So I walk into the walmart and the most evil grandmother I've ever met grabs my arm with her claws and says I can't bring it into the store. I explained to here there was nowhere outside to lock it up and that I had brought it into that particular store with no problem. She insisted that I had to leave it in the foyer and I calmly said that I wasn't going to leave a 600 dollar bike just sitting in the foyer and that I'd like to speak to her manager.  So the manager comes out and says I can't bring the bike into the store, so I explain to her that there are safe places for people who drive to lock their cars but there is no safe place for me to lock my mode of transportation. She says that I should have driven there I told her that I didn't own a car and that my bike was my only form of transportation and I couldn't risk having it stolen. She said I couldn't bring it in because they sell bikes in the store. So I said but those bikes don't look anything like this and this is clearly not a brand new bike, so why is that a problem. She insisted that for the safety of the other customers I couldn't bring it inside, so I asked her why she thought a bike controlled by an adult was more dangerous than a shopping cart being pushed around by someone's bratty kids. So she switched back to the excuse that they sell bikes in the store so I couldn't bring another bicycle in. I was starting to get really frustrated since I had ridden all the way there seemingly for no reason, so I asked her if they also sold shirts in the store. She said yes so I took off my jersey and said well then I'd better not bring this in either. She got kind of flustered and said that it was a different situation but couldn't explain why. So I said that if they also sold shorts in the store that I'd better not wear those in either and I took off my shorts. Same goes for the shoes and sunglasses. Now I'm standing there in my spandex and a sports bra and I ask here if I can leave my things behind the customer service counter where they will be safe until I finish making my purchases and she said that I couldn't come into the store without shoes on, to which i responded "but I certainly can't wear shoes into the store because you sell those here and someone might think I've stolen them." She threatened to call security if I didn't leave so I told her that I would never be coming back to that store again and that I was glad I hadn't driven there since the gas to go four miles was probably more expensive than what her underpaid employees make in an hour.  Her expression when the shirt came off was absolutely priceless...I was pretty tempted to take off the spandex too but I wasn't sure what constitutes indecent exposure in Virginia so I figured I'd err on the side of caution. Still I had a decent sized crowd gathered before the end of the discussion. Anybody else have issues with Satan's superstore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 now that's a retro cover. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 30, 2008 Author Share Posted July 30, 2008 MH, that wal-mart story was class. i cant imagine why they didnt just let her leave it by customer service, behind the counter or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 You know my name Look up the number  You know my name you know my number  What's up with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aartemys Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 You know my nameLook up the number  You know my name you know my number  What's up with you?  love that song...have it on my iPod... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 Shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 love that song...have it on my iPod... Â Hehe! It seems be one of the most hated Beatle's songs, but I love it too!! <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 LOL...I have it because of the Beatles anthology... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Benz Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 They had a company BBQ at my Wal-Mart this past weekend. I wasn't able to make it. They took video. Looks like I really missed out. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 (edited) I need ten people to CLICK THIS because. I need you to. Thanks! Â Â EDIT - Thanks gang!! I've met my quota. You all rock <3 Edited August 4, 2008 by MetalHeart needed to bump bump bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 (edited) They had a company BBQ at my Wal-Mart this past weekend. I wasn't able to make it. They took video. Looks like I really missed out.   I could not stop watching when I saw this last night. I even had my friend watch it! Edited July 31, 2008 by SuperEeyore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 dream a little dream make my own pretty hate machine boys on my right side boys on my left side boys in the middle but you're not here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 31, 2008 Author Share Posted July 31, 2008 haha, "mom's minivan" was class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 I'm not looking forward to the next couple of weeks whatsoever.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 dream a little dream make my own pretty hate machine boys on my right side boys on my left side boys in the middle but you're not here   <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 (edited) Â PS Edited July 31, 2008 by MetalHeart to add shings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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