Silent Bob Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 My Name Is Bruce - B Movie Legend Bruce Campbell is mistaken for his character Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy and forced to fight a real monster in a small town in Oregon. Written by Mark Verheiden (Smallville, Battlestar Galactica) and directed by Bruce Campbell. Starring Bruce Campbell. With surprise appearance by Ted Raimi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Sounds cool. No release date set yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Feb '07, at the moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Two months away and no trailer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted December 16, 2006 Share Posted December 16, 2006 Bless you 2track, I am indebted to you, if you ever need someone to "mysteriously dissapear" in the wilderness give me a call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal! They could so beat up Ranger Danger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Halloween re-make... Directed by Rob Zombie.... With Malcolm McDowall as Loomis..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 That guy int he Transformers trailer was wearing a Strokes t-shirt. That footage must have been shot like 2 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Halloween re-make... Directed by Rob Zombie.... With Malcolm McDowall as Loomis..... He finally chose a Loomis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal! Eh. im gonna drink some haytorade on this one. It looks like a bad mix of ID4 and Godzilla (2000)...too much time around a buncha humans i dont give a fuck about, and during any scene theyre on for more than a few minues, im looking at my watch, thinking "i wonder if Jazz is gonna show up? or..or a dino-bot?!" I mean, godzilla, that was 15 minutes of choppers fighting him on buildings, wrapped in like 2 hours of matthew broderick sucking. Im just hoping this isnt another Alien Vs Predator cookie-cutter deal that rides on the name alone, cause it easily could be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Eh. im gonna drink some haytorade on this one. It looks like a bad mix of ID4 and Godzilla (2000)...too much time around a buncha humans i dont give a fuck about, and during any scene theyre on for more than a few minues, im looking at my watch, thinking "i wonder if Jazz is gonna show up? or..or a dino-bot?!" I mean, godzilla, that was 15 minutes of choppers fighting him on buildings, wrapped in like 2 hours of matthew broderick sucking. Im just hoping this isnt another Alien Vs Predator cookie-cutter deal that rides on the name alone, cause it easily could be. Hey! You can't have Haytoraid when I'm not dishing it out, bitch! However I'll give you a sip since this movie has no Dinobots. And if you wan't to get technical the comic was about a bunch of umans nobody cared about. I mean who gave 2 fucks about Buster Whitwicky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 i loved buster right, but nobody's going into this expecting the comic version, id figure the retro crowd wants something in the vein of the cartoon, and anyway if i recall, the cartoon had transformers on the earth since prehistoric times, so its not even accu...you know what? right, arguing about big robots again, my bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 3, 2007 Share Posted January 3, 2007 Aqua Teen' to bigscreenAdult Swim adaptation marks First Look's initial foray into animation By DAVE MCNARY Adult Swim's feature version of surreal animated series "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" has been set for a March release by First Look Pictures with an opening of more than 800 playdates. The 86-minute pic, written, produced and directed by co-creators Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis, marks First Look's initial theatrical foray into animation as well as Adult Swim's first feature under the Williams Street banner. The film centers on the origins of "Hunger Force" characters Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake and an immortal piece of exercise equipment threatening the balance of galactic peace. "It was too big a story to do in 11 minutes," Willis told Daily Variety. "It's based on our fear of exercise equipment." Maiellaro and Willis will be voicing several parts each, and several members of the TV cast will be reprising their roles. Bruce Campbell and Neil Peart of the band Rush provide voice talent as well. "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" premiered in September 2001, when Adult Swim launched. More than 60 episodes of the series have been completed. Variety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Or is it non-news. When people look at Superman Returns and remark that it wasn't really a success they should shut their mouths. Zyzzyx Road...now that was a failure. A domestic gross of....well, just click it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Cap'n Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Man fuck a 2track! 1 1 he aint shit @1 1 !1 ?i love ya man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 Castlevania is a 2007 film based on the Castlevania video game series. The film will be directed and written by Paul W. S. Anderson, and Crystal Sky Pictures is set to handle production, and the film will be distributed by Rogue Pictures, the genre division of Universal's art-house subsidiary, Focus Features. Anderson has also helmed a couple other video game adatations, Mortal Kombat and Resident Evil (along with writing both sequels: Resident Evil: Apocalypse and Resident Evil: Extinction), and is set to produce a theatrical version of Death Race 2000. Very few details regarding the storyline or cast are available at this time, but the film will almost certainly feature the characters of Dracula, who has been a villain in virtually every past Castlevania game, and some member or members of the Belmont family, the protagonists of the Castlevania series. Anderson says that the film will span "hundreds of years", and recent news has revealed the main setting to be 15th-Century Transylvania. The Internet Movie Database reports Jonathan Frakes is rumored for the role of "Grandfather", although this has yet to be confirmed. Location scouting is currently under way in Hungary and Romania, with the castle interiors to be constructed on-stage in Budapest. Here's a movie I WON"T BE GOING TO SEE for any reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 This could go either way but it'll probably suck. I liked Mortal Kombat though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 (edited) Has more potential than a Pac-Man movie! :pauses: ...pass! Edited January 20, 2007 by Jack's Meandering Thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 aw, screw you guys, you aint seen any of it yet! Resident Evil (wait, there's a 3rd one?) and MK 1 were great. Its not like you wernet picturing this during those anne rice flicks...this could work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 The only problem with that being that this combines two genres that are commonly shitty. Vampire movies and video game adaptations. This thing has everything going against it, now maybe it'll be a surprise but I've a feeling this will be nothing more than a more coherant Bloodrayne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Given my realisticly low standards for video game flicks, i find myself pleasantly surprised by the likes of RE, MK and Silent Hill. Tho youre right about this mix of shit genres, that only lowers the bar for me even more, meaning my chances of enjoying this movie are higher than they were at, say, teenage years going into Mario Bros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 I hope that's a fan-made poster, because no studio in their right mind would use Paul W.S. Anderson's name as a selling point. Still, I'm rooting for him to get to the inevitable Metal Gear Solid movie before Uwe Boll gets his claws on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 ...who? and is an MGS movie a likely candidate? i was hoping so, but part of me was hoping not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Uwe Boll, legendary bad filmmaker who likes directing videogame films such as Alone in the Dark, House of the Dead, and BloodRayne. Currently he's working on film versions of Postal, Farcry, and a sequel to BloodRayne (because it needed a secret). He's gotten so many bad reviews that last year he actually challenged the writers of five of his worst reviews to a boxing match. Footage will be shown with Postal. And yeah, he's been actively trying to get the rights to Metal Gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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