Thelogan Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Should Marvel cash in on Game of Thrones' success and pull the curtain on the member of the Fantastic Four who IS infact Franklin Richards' father? I mean really, that's a fanfic waiting to happen. Fuck yo incest. I want a picture of Susan accepting a mighty load from Galactus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 There's also a big difference between adult content and pornography. That scene is not jerk of material. I don't see any problem with letting a teenager have that book anyway. They're a fucking teenager! It's like some parents just can't remember. 'Baytor, weren't you posting here when you were that age? I think you could have, and probably did, handle that kind of material just fine. Jesus, the world is full of full retards. Thanks for being an island of sanity, Hondos. I'm just playing the Devil's advocate here. Though 13 is maybe a bit young for THAT, I remember a few books of that calibre I hit at that age and backed away from, I also recall the shit-fit my Mom had when she found an issue of Preacher I'd downloaded off the internet (I don't remember which one it was but it involved Herr Starr and a prostitute) but I had the sense not to dive into the deep end too soon. I remember when the first issue of Crossed gave me pause, those were the end of the salad days. I'm just saying, the mom isn't wrong for not wanting her kid to read that at his age (and if he's going to be exposed to Alan Moore in the later section of his formative years he can do a lot fucking better than Neonomicon) but she is wrong to think it's somebody else's fault for him picking it up. His mind's not corrupted and she didn't actually pay attention to what it was so she can go fuck herself as far as that's concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Fair enough, I guess it depends on the kid. She's 14 though. I knew chicks who were losing their virginity at that age. I have a bad barometer for this shit. I'm like "it's just naked people and sex! What's the big deal?" I was raised in an environment where these things were not taboo, I recognize that there are many religious parents that find human sexuality deeply disturbing. Still, if she's gonna get pissed about what her daughter reads, she needs to do some due diligence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I'm like "it's just naked people and sex! What's the big deal?" I was raised in an environment where these things were not taboo, I recognize that there are many religious parents that find human sexuality deeply disturbing. True, but you can't just go from hand holding to ritual gang rape. You gotta parcel that shit out over time otherwise you end up with bubbleheaded creatures that think porn-sex is normal sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Most chicks I fucked before the age of 20 thought porn sex was normal sex. It's like they were imitating how they thought women should act whilst getting banged. I had one show me the load in her mouth before swallowing. I don't wanna see that shit, you weird bitch. But yeah, you're probably right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 I also realize that people like you and me, we should probably not think of ourselves as a good example of how most people think. We both managed to stumblefuck our ways through adolescence, dodging a ridiculous amount of bullets and emerging as disturbingly normal people considering our love of books involving murder-rape. I'm just saying, most of the people who fit in our section of the venn diagram are probably serial killers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 Wait, you're NOT a serial killer? I thought we had a bond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 It doesn't take much to get 14 year old Jennifer Gaske hooked on a new book. "Just as long as it has somethign good in it," says the rising 8th grader. Gaske and her mother, Carrie, frequently go to the Anderson Road branch of the Greenville County library system to check out books. Recently, the teen found the book, "Neonomicon", in the library's adult section and thought it would be a real page turner. Kids above the age of 13 can check out books in the adult section, if they have their parents' permission. "It looked like a murder mystery comic book to me," recalls Carrie Gaske. "It looked like a child's book. I flipped through it, and thought it was ok for her to check out." Not the library's fault that she didn't pause and take a look herself, when she is required to give permission for her daughter to check out a book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Should a public library even carry that, though? This is the question that keeps coming up in my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Public Library's where I first caught Preacher. When i volunteered at my local I'd use discretion as a clerk about what I thought a kid could handle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Should a public library even carry that, though? This is the question that keeps coming up in my mind. Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Should a public library even carry that, though? This is the question that keeps coming up in my mind. As opposed to those underground avant garde private libraries? Fuck yes it should! It is a book with words in it, is it not? Regardless of content, it's literature, even if it's bad literature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Penthouse has words in too, I bet. I'm positive they don't have those there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 8, 2012 Author Share Posted June 8, 2012 It isn't PORN dude, it just has sexual content. Big, big difference. Besides, I used to go to a library that carried Playboy, you just had to ask for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted June 8, 2012 Share Posted June 8, 2012 Well then, there you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_U_SPACECOWBOY Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Here's some of the artwork of Igor Scalisi Palminteri. They are all from a series called Hagiographies where he takes religious works and transforms them into pop culture icons. That second one is for you Panch. Right next to the Pic of Stan Lee and you over the mantle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted June 10, 2012 Share Posted June 10, 2012 Holy blasphemy, Batman! These are awesome! I NEED that Spidey-Jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted June 11, 2012 Share Posted June 11, 2012 Brilliant find, Spacecowboy! ttly pinched the link for mah fb wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keth Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 my paint skills are the only thing keeping me relevant around here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 Let me just run this into the ground real quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted June 13, 2012 Share Posted June 13, 2012 But... he still has... two sides to his... face. HOW DARE YOU OUTSTUPID JEPH LOEB, CURRENT BATMAN WRITER! ONLY FRANK MILLER AND KEVIN SMITH ARE ALLOWED TO DO THAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted June 13, 2012 Author Share Posted June 13, 2012 DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY! Especially not Super Crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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