MusicManiac Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 what kind of books do you read? Faves on Movies? music? What kind of guy turns you on? What motivates you daily? Favorite subject of debate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 what kind of books do you read? Faves on Movies? music? What kind of guy turns you on? What motivates you daily? Favorite subject of debate? I like a wide variety of books, though forensic dramas catch my interest most often. Honestly though anything from Shakespeare to Dan Brown can be found on my bookshelves. Faves on movies... heh. You haven't been around long, so I'll give you a quick newsflash: DJ (Silent Bob) and I have well over 400 DVDs, so picking a favorite is gonna be a tough one. I'll tell you this: I like action, comedy, drama, some sci-fi, history pieces, and I can't stand chick-flicks. Only one I ever admitted to liking was "The Truth about Cats & Dogs" and that's just because Janeane Garafalo is my hero. I like music in general. Anything that's got a good rhythm and a catchy melody or lyric is likely to be right up my alley. I don't gravitate toward one genre or another - I like rock as much as I like rap, country as much as I like classical. And I have an eclectic combination of all of those in heavy rotation on my MP3 list, which at the moment has topped about 2100 songs. The type of guy that turns me on... Besides DJ? 'Cos c'mon, that's just a gimme - Wouldn't be with the guy the last 5+ years if he didn't turn me on ;) Seriously though... I dunno. Looks generally come a distant third to personality and level of intellect. But, I am human and female, and while there aren't many men in the world I'm attracted to, I will admit that I'm attracted to muscles - DJ's probably sick of my saying it but I carry quite the torch for gritty muscle-guys like Adam Baldwin and Jason Statham. Handsome, but not too pretty, don't mind getting a little dirt on 'em, but they clean up nice enough, shoulders and arms that just go on forever. Not a huge fan of country-club 'metro' pretty-boys though a big smile will always get my attention regardless of who's attached to it. Tattoos are attractive to me, but tastefully done, and not overdone. That's the visual part of it. But as I said, all that comes secondary to what they have upstairs. I like conversation about anything, whether it's food or pop culture or sports or technology or whatever. I like to talk, but more than that I like to listen. Having a wider-than-average vocabulary is a plus, as is a good, well-balanced sense of humor and a little charm. Intimate knowledge of technology and movies are a HUGE plus I'm not much into actual debates, because honestly I'm not smart enough to debate a lot of subjects that are in hot debate these days, but I will stand my ground when challenged on topics like gay rights and abortion. I choose not to get into those things here on the board, though, just because I get frothed up about it really easily. I learned not to get into the politics/current events board too much about a year ago after I told a particularly vocal board member to take a particularly controversial piece of literature and shove it up his particularly pompous ass. People have their opinion and I respect that, and I admire those that can stand up and voice that opinion. I have my opinions, too, as uneducated as they may be, but I'd rather leave the debating to those that know how to do it without looking like a jackass and throwing a temper tantrum (as I am highly capable of doing.) Whew! Good round of questions today - keep it up!! !> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChristyandJake Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 awww i forgot you and MH's threads were in here, you should have IC move the question threads backto forum pubs, or create a subfolder. how are you? what have you been up to? since you work in a vets office, you might know this: what i the most common type of dog that is given away free? What kind of toothpaste do you use? Why are you so pretty and alluring? Whats' you favorite song to listen to at the moment? Whats your favorite sexual act to watch? to perform? banana or apple? fork, spoon, or spork? were you ever forced to watch Barney, or the Teletubbies, or some other crap show, either while you were babysitting or something? Did you like it? Do you ever want to go to Alaska? why or why not? Can you forgive me for forgetting that your thread was in here? :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 *stupid stupid stupid* Grr... forgot to log out before answering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 how are you? I'm shiny, thanks for asking How are YOU? what have you been up to? I've been working - a LOT. I just finished DJ's dad's new website for his clinic - check it out! www.toahvet.com. Hopefully it will prove to be the catalyst in starting my own business. *hope* since you work in a vets office, you might know this: what i the most common type of dog that is given away free? Hmm... Good question. In my area, there's a lot of pit bulls that get given away, mostly 'cos east of town is a huge farm community and most of those good ol' boys don't believe in spaying and neutering their pets. Though anywhere you go you'll find mixbreeds, generally part lab, part sneaky neighbor's dog. What kind of toothpaste do you use? Whatever's minty. I think we're using crest right now. I never pay attention hahaha. Why are you so pretty and alluring? *blush* You tell me ;) Whats' you favorite song to listen to at the moment? Hmm. Good question. I'm actually on a kick right now where I'm listening to a lot of country, and there's quite a few funky rock-driven songs that have caught my attention, most of which I can't recall the titles to, but if I hear them on the radio I crank 'em up. Whats your favorite sexual act to watch? to perform? I like to watch all sorts of sexual acts. Only thing I'm not really fond of watching is a girl giving head to a guy. I don't know why, really, it just doesn't appeal to me all that much. Sex act to perform...hmm... I like to go at it doggy-style, preferably. I get pretty charged off of that. *nod* banana or apple? Eh, depends. Mostly I prefer apples, though. fork, spoon, or spork? Fork. Unless I'm eating something that absolutely requires a spoon. were you ever forced to watch Barney, or the Teletubbies, or some other crap show, either while you were babysitting or something? Did you like it? *groan* yesss, I was forced to watch Barney way back when, and to this day I want to cry whenever I see that particular shade of purple. Do you ever want to go to Alaska? why or why not? I think I'd like to go to Alaska someday, see nature at its finest. I'd love to see the northern lights, and see the flora and fauna in its natural state. Can you forgive me for forgetting that your thread was in here? :( Absolutely, darling. The price for my forgiveness is no less than one hour of screamingly good oral sex, though. *nods authoritatively* Ahhhhh how I've missed this thread! *wipes away a tear* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Can you forgive me for forgetting that your thread was in here? :( Absolutely, darling. The price for my forgiveness is no less than one hour of screamingly good oral sex, though. *nods authoritatively* If I lived closer, Id be there right now and I've been told I'm really really good with my tongue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 hahaha, I think she'll let you join in, or at least watch. Right Jess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 hahaha, I think she'll let you join in, or at least watch. Right Jess? Absolutely. The more the merrier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Hello pretty lady, I'm glad you are going to have this moved, I keep forgetting yours and ef's and MH's are in here. How's work? Who or what do you think you were in a past life? Why do you think cartoon turtle's wear cartoon underwear? If you were a turtle would you wear underwear? Or go nekkid? Do you like robots or do you think they are evil? Do you think people discuss politics and religion to much? How many kids do you want? Do you think chocolate is better than sex? Do you think cunnilingus and fellatio are art forms? If there were no diseases or STD's and not a chance of getting pregnant, would you fuck everyone that you wanted to? Who would you have sex with? Are these questions too weird and personal? What charity do you most admire? Do you think lifesavers(the candy) really save lives? If so, how? Do you read fantasy books? David Eddings, George R.R. Martin, etc... What's your favortie alcoholic beverage? Are you a cheap drunk? I may need to know this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Do you ever miss being a kid? Do you ever wish you were older than you are? Would you ever want to clone yourself? If you cloned yourself would you have sex with yourself? If you did, would it be considered masturbation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 How's work? Work is alright. Busy, mostly. Lot of stuff going on that I dont want to go into detail about, but it is making me seriously consider a career change. I like the industry I'm in but the place I'm at just isn't satisfying anymore. Who or what do you think you were in a past life? I honestly never put much thought into that. I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge, and an uncanny knack for imparting what I've learned to other people, so I think maybe I might have been some kind of educator. But I'm also crafty and good at figuring out puzzles, so maybe I was a researcher or developer of some sort. I don't know. I'll have to think more on that and get back to you. Why do you think cartoon turtle's wear cartoon underwear? Because if cartoon turtles wore real underwear, there would be chaos in the streets. It would cause a tear in the time/space continuum. Up would become down, in would become out, black would become white, christians would make sense, chihuahuas would take over the world with plastic spoons and blueberry bagels. It would be absolute madness. Don't ever let a cartoon turtle even LOOK at real underwear! If you were a turtle would you wear underwear? Or go nekkid? I thinkI'd have to go naked. I don't think I could handle the temptation to put on real underwear. I wouldn't want to be responsible for unmaking existance. Do you like robots or do you think they are evil? I think robots can be incredibly helpful but we should definitely keep in check how much we teach them, because they might take over the world I, Robot-style someday. Do you think people discuss politics and religion to much? I don't think they discuss politics and religion enough. I think they ARGUE about it too much. If people could sit down and have a civilized conversation about politics and religion without it becoming a battle of who can spit the most venom about what' swrong with the other party's opinions and views, the world would be a better place. How many kids do you want? None right now. But when that time comes I think no more than 2. I never figured out how they got the 2.5 kids part in the statistics department, but I really hope that I don't ever have that .5, because that would just be weird. Do you think chocolate is better than sex? I think chocolate and sex are equally good, and each only gets better when they're put together! WOO! Do you think cunnilingus and fellatio are art forms? Given by the right person I think they could be considered an art form. 'Cos I've gotten some and given some that was bad, that was good, and that was OH MY GOD good. Wanna try it out? ;) Edited for content length, the quote things weren't working. :-p If there were no diseases or STD's and not a chance of getting pregnant, would you fuck everyone that you wanted to? Who would you have sex with? If there were no chance for any recourse, I'd at least consider it. Granted DJ was comfortable with it of course. It would be nice to be more free sexually, not have any kind of repercussion physically or emotionally. I don't know that I have anyone in particular in mind that I'd go and tag right off the bat, but if the situation presented itself I'd be more apt to go to bed with that person if there were no chance for unsightly consequences. Are these questions too weird and personal? Not at all! Weird and personal questions are just as welcome as normal questions in here. I have no problem with personal questions. Bring 'em on! What charity do you most admire? I have a few that I like. I'm quite fond of St. Jude Children's Hospital, the Susan G. Komen foundation, and the Humane Society of the United States. Do you think lifesavers(the candy) really save lives?If so, how? I don't think they really save lives unless you get a bunch of them together and build a life raft out of them, but even then, once they get in the water they'll melt and make a sticky mess. So no, I don't think they do. Do you read fantasy books? David Eddings, George R.R. Martin, etc... Can't say that I do. Closest I've come to reading fantasy in a long time has been Harry Potter. But if you have a recommendation I'll gladly consider it!! What's your favortie alcoholic beverage?Are you a cheap drunk? I may need to know this. I'm not a *cheap* drunk, as far as what I prefer to drink, because I prefer top-shelf liquor and I don't drink beer, but I also don't drink a whole lot, either. So it balances out. I love rum and vodka, whiskey occasionally, but i'll try just about anything. *whew* It's taken me something like two days to respond that haha! NEXT! Do you ever miss being a kid?Do you ever wish you were older than you are? Would you ever want to clone yourself? If you cloned yourself would you have sex with yourself? If you did, would it be considered masturbation? The only thing I miss about being a kid is having my dad around to do stuff with. When I was a kid I got picked on viciously for my weight and I had basically no friends. If I had it to do over again I wouldn't. I don't "wish" I was older but I certainly feel like I am sometimes. I don't generally get on well with folks my own age, at least those around here. And on a physical note I work so hard sometimes I feel like an old woman, the way my back and shoulders and knees ache. Wanna give me a massage and make it all better? ;) I think I'd only clone myself to the point of having a mindless, obedient drone to do my bidding and make my life easier. I'd keep it at home to do the basic chores, maybe occasionally do some light cooking or just call for pizza. It wouldnt' go out, it wouldn't socialize, it wouldn't have knowledge of life beyond the home and it wouldn't have any desire to find out. And no, I wouldn't have sex with my clone. Now if I could have a clone of, say, Angelina Jolie, THAT I would have sex with! ;) NEXT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 When's the last time you got drunk? What did you do when you were drunk? Have you ever smoked pot? When was the last time, if you did? Do you think anyone's life is how the Brady Bunch portrayed it? What's one song that you hate to admit you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted January 28, 2006 Author Share Posted January 28, 2006 When's the last time you got drunk? What did you do when you were drunk? Have you ever smoked pot? When was the last time, if you did? Do you think anyone's life is how the Brady Bunch portrayed it? What's one song that you hate to admit you like? Hmm... I thought I'd replied to this, but apparently not. I actually have never been drunk. I like to drink, but I don't do it often, and my body won't let me do it to excess. Some people can drink alcohol like it's water - I just don't have that tolerance. I get a nice comfortable buzz going and beyond that I actually can't tolerate the taste of most alcoholic drinks. So yeah. That takes care of two questions right there hah! And believe it or not I'm one of a small handfull of folks who's never tried pot and I'll tell you why - My parents were pot-smokers, and that acrid odor just never appealed to me at all. Even less so than the cigarette smoke my mom produced like a damn chimney for 19 years of my life. As a result of the second-hand smoke from that, i have awful allergies and chronic sinus problems. Gimme a vaporizor with some eucalyptus oil in it, and I'll get the same euphoric high just from being able to breathe normally. Y'know, I never watched but a few bits and pieces of episodes of the Brady Bunch. But I would imagine that nowadays a household with six kids from two broken families brought together in one house would be less like the Brady Bunch and more like Yours Mine and Ours. One song I hate to admit that I like... hmm. I have a few pretty embarrassing tracks among the midst of my MP3 list. I admit I love cheesy 80s hits like "Hold On Loosely" by .38 Special, "Your Love" by the Outfield, "Don't You (forget about me)" by Simple Minds, "St Elmo's Fire" by John Parr... Oh yeah, "Africa" by Toto.. oh yeah. I've got an arsenal of embarrassingly wonderful 80s music goin' on. *grin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Ha I just downloaded "Your Love" by The Outfield last month, I love that song and "Don't You (Forget About Me)" I like that one too, I don't know the others. Have you ever been to a strip club? male or female? Do you think stripping is one step above porn or prostitution or would you consider it dancing? What's the cutest thing one of your animals does? If you could own a part of any franchise what would it be and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted February 1, 2006 Author Share Posted February 1, 2006 Ha I just downloaded "Your Love" by The Outfield last month, I love that song and "Don't You (Forget About Me)" I like that one too, I don't know the others.Have you ever been to a strip club? male or female? Do you think stripping is one step above porn or prostitution or would you consider it dancing? What's the cutest thing one of your animals does? If you could own a part of any franchise what would it be and why? See? Classic tunes! Love 'em. I've never been to a strip club. The ones around here are just seedy. The girls that dance at them are probably not very attractive - i.e. smoke two packs a day and sag in all the wrong places. I would go to one if it were a little higher class. Female, though, as the thought of some weird guy that I've never met gyrating his fun bits in my face doesn't appeal to me in the least. 'Sides, they don't dance so much as they strut around all oiled up and the signature move is the thrust. When a woman dances, really dances, she uses her whole body, and accents all of its wonderful parts. There's nothing like watching a beautiful woman dance, regardless of if she's on a stage with a pole. Depending on the type of place it is, and the type of girls that dance there, stripping can go either way in my book. There are girls that get up and dance and shake their moneymakers and do a goddamn good job of it and they genuinely have fun. But then you go visit some seedy hole in the wall titty bar and you think to yourself, "Why? Why is this woman trying to be or look like something she may have been ten years ago but sadly is not anymore?" I've seen examples of both these types of girls from both these types of establishments and the difference is clear. The cutest things our animals do... Well, Ariel snores. No, really. She makes this little squeaking noise when she sleeps that's loud enough to hear from the other room. It's adorable. Eleanor trumpets when she's getting ready to jump up - not a meow, not a purr, but a combination that sounds like "Prrrrt!" if you ccan imagine the sound. Dante... well, Dante is pretty fat, and when he wants attention he'll roll over and lay flat on his back with his back legs stretched out like you or I would look laid out on our backs. His wide girth provides enough ballast to keep him flat on his back where most cats wouldn't be able to accomplish the feat. And finally... if I could own part of any franchise. I think i'd go for one that's not terribly new or unique - something practical and well-known, with a steady flow of cash. Like... 7-Eleven or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 If you were stuck on a desert island with only one Hondonian to keep you company, who would it be & why? If you could speak any other language than your own, which would it be & why? Where would you most like to travel to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted September 24, 2007 Author Share Posted September 24, 2007 If you were stuck on a desert island with only one Hondonian to keep you company, who would it be & why? If you could speak any other language than your own, which would it be & why? Where would you most like to travel to? Wow, I never even caught that this was updated, sorry Aarty! If I were on a desert island and could only take one hondonian to keep me company, the obligatory and obvious answer would be DJ/Silent Bob. If for some strange reason I COULDN'T choose him, though, I don't know who I'd take. Someone with cooking skills? Someone with basic medical knowledge? Someone schooled in hand-to-hand combat who can survive in the wild? Why don't we have an option for "All of the Above"?? If I could speak any other language, spanish would be my first choice followed maybe by italian. Spanish is a useful language to know in general, and italian would just be fun, I think. Aaaand... Travel. I want to all over europe someday. The UK, France, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, everywhere. I'd also really like to go to Australia and New Zealand. There are a number of places you can go horseback riding in the mountains or on the beach in NZ and ride horses used in the LOTR movies. Geeky, yes, but fun and definitely memorable. Next?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted September 26, 2007 Share Posted September 26, 2007 How you are never around that much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted September 27, 2007 Author Share Posted September 27, 2007 How you are never around that much? How am I never around that much? Work, mostly. I have such weird hours through the week that when I get home I don't want to do or say anything that requires much thought. But, maybe I need that little bit of mental stimulation. So that's why I revisited my thread here, to maybe inspire me to participate more. Six years on this board and I haven't even hit 600 posts!? Gotta change that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Being knowledgable about animals and what not, do you have any idea why kittens are so cute? And what would be the best way to convince my parents to let me get one? P.S. you should post more, i for one quite like ya, especially after the dealings with r2s's stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted September 27, 2007 Author Share Posted September 27, 2007 Being knowledgable about animals and what not, do you have any idea why kittens are so cute? And what would be the best way to convince my parents to let me get one? P.S. you should post more, i for one quite like ya, especially after the dealings with r2s's stuff... THank ya. As for why kittens are so cute... Well, they're small, they're warm, they're soft, and they purr. And they have those little whiskers and teeny little feet and big curious eyes, and they romp and play and climb and roll around without abandon. The best way to convince your folks to let you have one is to save up enough moo-lah to provide it with one year of veterinary care. That means all of its kitten vaccinations, spaying or neutering, and a 1 year follow up. Have a plan for where you'll keep it's litter pan and food, a place to sleep, and enough toys and climbing/scratching structures to keep it from tearing up anything valuable in the house. Going in with all the knowledge you can possibly need is a good way to show that you'd be responsible enough to handle raising a kitten. It's not just a pet, it's a baby with fur. And in that same vein, it is not just a cute little novelty, it is your companion for the next fifteen to twenty two years. So chew on that for a bit, and then just buck up and ask nicely, "mum, dad, I've been wanting to get a kitten, and before you give me an answer, let me just show you how -much- I've been thinking about it." See what happens. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 30, 2007 Share Posted September 30, 2007 hey, jess - i hate feeling like im pressuring/terrorizing you for answers, just wondering if you & DJ were down for the cynical ghost hunt at the end october, nothing nailed down yet & i wont know my scedhule for a few weeks but wanted to see if you & DJ were up for it. holla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted September 30, 2007 Author Share Posted September 30, 2007 hey, jess - i hate feeling like im pressuring/terrorizing you for answers, just wondering if you & DJ were down for the cynical ghost hunt at the end october, nothing nailed down yet & i wont know my scedhule for a few weeks but wanted to see if you & DJ were up for it. holla. Unfortunately at this time I have to say no, at least for myself. I've burned through any and all time off for the rest of the year and since I work just about every weekend, being available for a late night ghost hunt just isn't feasable for me. Ask again as time gets closer so I know my schedule and we'll talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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