Newtype Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 This is both funny and sick at the same time. MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother! "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would. "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' " But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark. "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since." The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life. "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel. "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times. "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls. "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic. "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine. "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her. "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams. "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been." Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes. "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel. I'd be traumatized for the rest of my life if i was him. Imagine what the father thought. she was gonna cheat on him...and with her son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Thoughts of Mother's Day by Stephen Lynch come to mind.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 http://fallingsky.blogs.com/falling_sky/fi...otherbanger.mp3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Thoughts of Mother's Day by Stephen Lynch come to mind.... "Please, like you've never fucked your mom before..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightningOBO Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 OMG...LMAO this i what happens when desperate men get stuck on a computer trying to find love....lol I mean, seriously....a scanne dpic of a woman form a men's magazine..and he couldnt tell?? Let this be a lesson...alsway look for the real pictures, not the "professional photgraphed" pictures... GOSH!! his mother...she's one sick woman...i mean, she's married! what is this world coming to?? ARMAGGEDON! (sp?) Next thing you know, you'll have Bush ask to support a random war in Iraq!!!--oh wait.. nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Ou la la. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Here's Snope's two cents: http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/netmother.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 This is shiny as hell... shiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiterasta Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 thats one of the funniest fuckin things ive read in a Long long time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 snopes=buzzkill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 snopes=buzzkill You didn't have to read the snopes take on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 YOu didn't have to post it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Apple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Stop playing the serpent. Everyone knows you're a werewolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Stop playing the serpent. Everyone knows you're a werewolf ....Wait. Are you even playing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Why do you ask? Think I might make a tasty morsel, Bloodbreath? Well HA, I'm not in your game so you can't make *me* your next victim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted November 28, 2006 Share Posted November 28, 2006 Darn! I mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 When I read the title, I thought it was about me... but when I read the story, I now realise it's about Lorelei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Man if that had been me, I would've wanted to crawl into a hole and die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Man if that had been me, I would've wanted to crawl into a hole and die! I reckoned you'd be happy with what you could get, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megz Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 I read that and all I could think of was about a year ago a case came out in Australia about a daughter and a father falling in love and having a child... except they knew each other. So the daughter fully understood that she was sleeping with her own father. Some people are just fucked up. Overall though - that is freakin hilarious. Serves them both right. The guy must be an idiot.. the mother would have sent a picture of this model most likely in a bathing suit... with the whole picture airbrushed... and the son believed it. Thats the oldest trick ever. It's like people putting high school photos of themselves on dating websites but they're now in their 60's. Oh and as well - you know how when you go on a date and you get a friend to ring you part way through the night, just incase if the person is kinda crazy or has body odor and you do the whole 'What! What! she fell down the stairs, she's in the hospital and only asking for me... Well I guess i have to go then' then you appologise and leave. Imagine if they both had someone that was going to call them in the middle of the night - that would be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 especially if it were the same person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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