The NZA Posted November 12, 2005 Author Share Posted November 12, 2005 miss you too, skeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 (edited) You may like her music, you may not, ya gotta admit though... She's friggen delicious... Edited November 12, 2005 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 (edited) For those who don't think nature has needs... Edited November 12, 2005 by MyLeakyBucket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endworld Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 It happened again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck man that's creepy. It's a sign! a birthday sign... I love friends. not the show. actual friendship. ps I may meet Richard D. James?! omfg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 props to MM, cause mariah is ridiculously hot aaah...i can now stop dreading saturdays. its gonna be a nice feeling....was a sad irony to fear a day i revered in my childhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endworld Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Hondo's Irish ...Bar...bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dante Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Mariah...I think she was hotter when she had dignity... ...hm? oh nothing, just throwing that out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 13, 2005 Author Share Posted November 13, 2005 right, but back then, you couldnt see her titties...oh, that might be what you meant, tho Crazy about Bangkok My wife is a minger. Should I run away to Thailand? This is the question that many men ask themselves each time they put down their heavily-soiled copy of Asian Babes. Do you have what it takes to start a new life in the exotic East? Yes? Then why not put yourself to the test. 1. Do you want to teach English and get paid with pretty sea shells and colourful beads? 2. Do you like shy girls who hide behind towels and only let you get it in half-way? 3. Do you want to live with a raddled prostitute who cheats you into financial ruin before fucking-off back to her drug-dealing Thai boyfriend? 4. Do you want to become a fat, tedious, no-mates cunt with a bottle of Chang beer welded to your hand? 5. Do you want to amuse the ladies of the Nana Disco with your ridiculous dyed comb-over whilst trying to coax them back to your filthy cinder-block cell for a grudging sympathy-fuck? 6. Do you want to buy a dream bar, go broke and stage a dramatic death-plunge from your Pattaya balcony? If you can answer yes to at least three of these questions, then get ready to pack your bags. You’re off to live in Thailand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 so alicia keys and adam levine's cover of the stone's "wild horses" is so good.. what?!! that's one of my favorite songs!!! Im gonna go download it. baptist is going to have to suck it pretty soon. i've already started looking for a new job. so they can kiss my pretty floral bonnet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 Elephant Jokes For All Ages! Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled? A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be aspirins! Q: How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge? A: You can’t, silly, there is only one Tarzan! Q: Why are elephants wrinkled? A: Have you ever tried to iron one? Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging? A: Take away his credit card! Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling! Q: How do you buy an elephant in Africa? A: Just take one! People there all have AIDS and eat sand! Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel! Q: How do you stop an elephant from having babies? A: Bend a coathanger and stick it into the elephant’s uterus where the fetus is gestating! Q: How can you tell the difference between an elephant and a duck? A: You can’t lure an elephant over with bread crumbs, break its neck, put the corpse in a box labeled “Free Pet Duck” and leave it in a schoolyard! Q: Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools? A: Because they might let down their trunks! Q: How do you make an elephant sad? A: Shoot a homosexual! Q: Why do elephants eat retarded babies? A: Because that’s all you ever feed them, silly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « ddddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 Break-Up I remember falling asleep next to my last girlfriend. She'd have these horrible nightmares sometimes — I'd spoon up closely to her and rub her shoulder, whispering soothing nothings in her ear until she calmed down in her sleep. I remember thinking how good it made me feel to make her feel better and watch over her even when she was sleeping. I'd sit up and listen for her breathing to slow down to normal again. Then — POW! Right in the shitbox with the ol' dirty cock. Anyway, we broke up. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I remember this other time coming home from work and finding my girlfriend in tears. She'd just gotten off the phone with her mother — her grandmother had passed away in the night. Standing there in the hallway, feeling small for my work problems, trying to comfort her, not knowing what to say, it was the first time I remember ever feeling a barrier with her — a sense that there was something wrong that I couldn't fix, that there was a part of her I didn't know. Then I thought back to the day that my grandmother had died, and I suddenly realized what I needed to do. "Honey? Do you remember when my grandmother died? Do you remember what you told me?" "Yes," she whispered. "And what did I say?" "You said you wanted to put your dirty ol' cock in my shitbox." "That's true, I did," I said, liberally distributing a few inches of the filthy ol' cock out of my pants. "Now, I've got a crazy idea here, I want you to hear me out..." And then suddenly I'M the one getting kicked out of the apartment. People grieving suck ass, man. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Excuse me, garcon? shitbox for one. I believe you'll find the reservation under a Mr. Floppy O. Cock." "Jay, for the last time, I'm working. I'm not wearing that stupid maitre'd outfit." [type type type] "Perhaps THIS will refresh your memory." "Twenty dollars. Yes, great, thanks. I really need to get back to work." [type type type] a pause. "Perhaps THIS will refresh your memory." "Jay, that had better not be what I think it is on my shoulder." a pause. "I drew a moustache on it." "Get out!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Alright, Jay. My parents'll be here any minute. One more time. What won't you ask me?" "mumblemumble..." "Louder." "If I can stick it in your dumper." "What won't you stick in my dumper?" "My filthy ol' cock." "And what won't you call your genitals at ANY TIME tonight?" "My filthy ol' cock." And what will you not -- under any circumstances -- even if you think it's called for, or if you misinterpret that someone wants to see it -- pull out of your pants tonight?" [reluctantly] "My filthy ol' cock." "And what won't you say tonight?" "Anything." "Good. Okay. Remember. Smile. And you're a mute." [knock knock knock] "That's them. How do I look?" [leering, making move for pants zipper] "Nevermind. Mom! Dad! How are you? How was your trip?" "Horrible traffic off I-90. Your poor mother was a wreck." "Well, let me take your coats. Mom, Dad, this is Jay, my mute boyfriend." "Hello, Jay." "Hello, Jay." [mimed friendly hello] "Can I get you anything to drink, Mom? Dad?" "I'll have a sherry, dear." "I'll have your mother up the shitbox, dear." "DAD!" "What? I will. Jay? you had this little number up the shitbox yet?" [eyeing girlfriend nervously] "I'm... not at liberty to say." Girlfriend runs out of room crying. Jay waits for the sound of door slamming. "Okay, yes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 heh, up the shitbox... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bunnyfoofoo Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 as·i·nine (ăs'ə-nīn') pronunciationadj. 1. Utterly stupid or silly: asinine behavior. 2. Of, relating to, or resembling an ass. [Latin asinīnus, of an ass, from asinus, ass.] as'i·nine'ly adv. as'i·nin'i·ty (-nĭn'ĭ-tē) n. Synonyms: absurd, brainless, childish, cockamamie, crazy, daffy, daft, dingy, dippy, doltish, dotty, empty-headed, excessive, exorbitant, fantastic, far out, fatuous, fool-hardy, foolish, feebleminded, half-baked, half-witted, harebrained, idiotic, ignorant, ill-advised, ill-considered, illogical, imbecilic, immature, imprudent, inappropriate, incautious, inconsistent, incredible, indiscreet, injudicious, insane, irrational, jerky, kooky, lamebrained, laughable, loony, ludicrous, lunatic, mad, moronic, nerdy, nonsensical, nutty, outrageous, preposterous, ridiculous, screwy, senseless, short-sighted, silly, simple, stupid, unbelievable, unintelligent, unreasonable, unthinkable, unusual, unwise, wacky, weak, wild, witless, zany Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Ok, we get it. We'll use other words. Geez, you have a 'word of the week', and everyone become's a critic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 masterbation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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defgoddess Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 wheeeeee performing in solo class! go me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 man, even hot shapeshifters cant escape the fucking RIAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 had to go into work for an hour today only to find out the paper never arrived, and i'm on holidays they phoned to say it arrived in the shop, when i went to pick it up it was the wrong type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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