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"I sit patiently while Tar-locks starts the proceedings, reciting some nonsense about her vagina being a prison. To pass the time I imagine Tony "Scarface" Montana and Manny discussing a prison break in her vagina-yard, while elsewhere Tim Robbins burrows successfully out of her uterus to freedom using only a rock hammer and patience."

 

:sigh: :)

 

my soulmate... :2T:

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I would swim across oceans

Just to talk with you

I would climb a tall mountain

Just to look at you

I'd give my soul to the devil

If you asked me to

I would walk out of heaven

Just to be with you

 

This is absolute

This is absolution

 

I will be your disciple

And I'll worship you

Burn the prophets of reason

Light the sky for you

Kill the children of Eden

If you want me to

Close the dead eyes of God

If they offended you

 

This is absolute

This is absolution

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"My lovely horse

 

my lovely horse

i want to hold you so tight

i want to rub my fingers through your tail

and go with you all night"

 

"stop there! We want to keep out of the whole area of actually being in love with the horse...it's more that we're friends with the horse. That we want to jump around with it and have a good laugh with it."

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so I was in Berkeley yesterday waiting on a friend, and I sat down to eat my frozen yogurt and I get rushed by these two asians

 

"If you were to die today, would you know, garunteed, 100% that you would go to heaven?"

 

me: "My personal belief is that nobody knows wether or not theyre going to heaven until they die"

 

asians: "Oh that's ok. but anyways we're here to tell you how yo ucan GARUNTEED go to heaven"

 

I listen politely, munch on my yogurt.

 

asians: "so what church do you go to?"

 

me: "I actually have an Islamic background"

 

asians: "Oh, thats ok. Wel we're here to tell you about our fellowship. So are some of the things we're saying (i.e. aking Jesus as your personal savior, original sin, all that) Islam must believe in too.

 

me: um, not really.

 

asians: that's ok. You can see the light now through us.

 

me: uh, ok.

 

asians leave while giving me tons of pamphlets. I love when people aren't listening to anything I'm saying, even when I'm trying to be polite...

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hey, marvel legends series 12 is actually gonna have a banana-suit wolverine that looks awesome!

 

Wolverine.jpg

 

yeah, i know i dont usually dig the gear, but seriously, i had like 15 :) figures growing up, and they all sucked, so if one has any degree of detail/articluation, and the face doesnt look like theyre just repainting chewbacca, im hyped.

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My lovely horse running through the field,

Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?

I want to shower you with sugarlumps,

And ride you over fences,

Polish your hooves every single day,

And bring you to the horse dentist,

 

My lovely horse,

You're a pony no more,

Running around with a man on your back,

Like a train in the night,

Like a train in the night.

 

 

Wait wait, I can do this bit...fucking legend!

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she shines

in a world full of ugliness

she matters when everything is meaningless

 

fragile

she doesn't see her beauty

she tries to get away

sometimes

it's just that nothing seems worth saving

I can't watch her slip away

 

I won't let you fall apart

 

she reads the minds of all the people as they pass her by

hoping someone can see

if I could fix myseld I'd - but it's too late for me

 

I wont let you fall apart

 

we'll find the perfect place to go where we can run and hide

I'll build a wall and we can keep them on the other side

...but they keep waiting

...and picking...

 

it's something I have to do

I was there, too

before everyhting else

I was like you

 

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the ruiner's got a lot to prove he's got nothing to lose and now he made you believe

the ruiner's your only friend well he's the living end to the cattle hedeceives

the raping of the innocent you know the ruiner ruins everything he sees

now the only pure thing left in my fucking world is wearing your disease

 

the ruiner's a collector he's an infector serving his shit to his flies

maybe there will come a day when those that you keep blind will suddenly realize

maybe it's a part of me you took to a place I hoped it would never go

and maybe that fucked me up so much more than you'll ever know

 

 

how did you get so big?

how did you get so strong?

how did you get so hard?

how did it get so long

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