pictureofdorian Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 ... hell frozen over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.Friday: That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down. Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros. Friday: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 congratulations!! (edit: wait, i meant for father getting married) so another car got broken into tonight. not mine, but still. I GUESS YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. CHEAP APARTMENTS = NO SECURITY. SEVILLA APARTMENTS SUCKS FUCKING ASS. JESUS CHRIST THEIR INCOMPETENT. I HOPE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE PROFITING OFF OF THE LACK OF SECURITY GET INCURABLE HERPES AND THEIR SHIT FALLS OFF AND WITH NOTHING ELSE FOR THE HERPES TO INFEST, THEY GET HERPES ALL OVER THEIR BODIES AND ARE WALKING AROUND WITH FESTERING BOILS THAT WON'T GO AWAY AND NO ONE WANTS TO TOUCH THEM EVER AGAIN AND PEOPLE SHEILD THEIR CRYING CHILDREN FROM THE SCARY PEOPLE WITH THE GREEN AND YELLOW PUS-OOZING SORES. That post had but a mere drop of the tone of venomous vengence of this classic scene: Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death. Westley: No. To the pain. Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right. Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it. Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. Prince Humperdinck: I think your bluffing. Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all. [slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince] Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 That movies awesome and I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 sometimes, im just happy to have a site that doesnt try to make you download a ringtone, or kiss brad pitt or hit a black guy or some shit. I really hate ads these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 aw FUCK that was such a cop out ending! fuck you law and order! GAH! ...i love you though... i'm sorry! i didn't mean it! waaaghgh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 obie nugget's long lost cousin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 IC's post made me want to post my pug lol and hes wearing a sweater. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Go back to sleep Chile, we've figured it out. Go back to sleep Chile, your goverment is in control. Here's 24hrs of Chilean Gladiators, go back to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 1 2 3 4 fiiiiifth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 my my my how many ask me threads we have... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 hahaha jont is fuckin brilliant sweet dancin moses, its Thales, Thaggy's arch-nemeses! How did he find us?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 and now, more deep thoughts with jack handey. If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 can't wait til that Boondock Saints sequal comes out, then I couldactually go out of my way to watch Boondock Saints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 fuck, there's a thread overdue for updating... As someone who gets paid to do philosophy, I have to say that I have no favourite philosopher. Indeed, I consider asking about a favourite philosopher (as well as having one) the sign of a dilettante. If someone asked me who was my favourite philosopher I, probably, would also stumble (dumbfounded by the inaneness of the question) and then would try to end the conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 God...good.....goofy.....snoopy......snoop dog.....rapper.....crapper......shit......poo......pooh....pool.....goul....GOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 ifeellikeamarathon runner at the homestretch of a race... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 (10) Ten let the countdown begin (9) I was born in the mind (8) Take the head of a snake (7) Behold Armaggedeon (6) Ain't no love for the rich (5) Only strong will survive (4) Cause we live by the sword (3) Plus sixty degrees (2) For the black and the blue (1) For the sun.. step into millenium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 (edited) SBD = Silent But Deadly fart Edited April 7, 2005 by Spongebob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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endworld Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Sometimes it gets so small, I don't know where it goes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted April 7, 2005 Author Share Posted April 7, 2005 "Can you please give me some money? I was born without nads. Now, my kids will, like, probably be born without nads, too." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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