MetalHeart Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Well I know we're dying and there's no sign of a parachute in this chapel little chapel of love can't we get a little grace and some elegance no we scream in cathedrals why can't it be beautiful why does there gotta be a sacrifice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 this was just sent to me by email...reminded of mu lovely MH & co...  Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven ,  God was missing for six days.  Eventually, Michael the Archangel  found him, resting on the seventh day.  He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"  God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly  pointed downwards through the clouds,  "Look, Michael.  Look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,  "What is it?"  "It's a planet," replied God,  "and I've put Life on it.  I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be  a great place of balance."  "Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused  God explained, pointing to different parts of earth.  "For example, northern Europe will be a place  of great opportunity and wealth but cold and  harsh while southern Europ e is going to be  poor but sunny and pleasant.  "I have made some lands abundant in water  and other lands parched deserts.  This one will be extremely hot while this one  will be very cold and covered in ice."  The Archangel , impressed by God's work,  then pointed to a land mass and said  "What's that one?"  "Ah," said God. "That's TEXAS --  the most glorious place on earth.  There are beautiful beaches, streams, hills,  and forests.  The people from TEXAS are going to be handsome,  modest, intelligent and humorous and they  are going to be found traveling the world.  They will be extremely sociable, hardworking  and high achieving, and they will be known  throughout the world as diplomats  and carriers of peace."  Michael gasped in wonder and admiration  but then proclaimed,  "What about balance, God?  You said there would be balance!"  God replied wisely,  "Wait until you see the idiots I put in AUSTIN .." A TEXAS BLESSING Note: If you are not a resident of TEXAS or  never have lived in the hot, humid Southwest,  you may not understand the weight of this blessing!  Bless this house , oh Lord, we cry.  Please keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites dine, While ants and roaches march in time.  Bless our yard where spiders pass Fire ant castles in the grass.  Bless the garage, a home to please Carpenter beetles, ticks and fleas. Bless the love bugs, two by two, the gnats and mosquitoes that feed on you.  Millions of creatures that fly or crawl, in TEXAS , Lord, you've put them all! But this is home, and here we'll stay, So thank you Lord, for insect spray. HOLD IT............  there's more....................  YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS  IN AUGUST WHEN  The birds have to use potholders to  pull worms out of the ground.  The trees are whistling for the dogs.  The best parking place is determined by  shade instead of distance.  Hot water now comes out of both taps.  You can make sun tea instantly.  You learn that a seat belt buckle makes  a pretty good branding iron!  The temperature drops below 95 and you  feel a little chilly.  You discover that in August it only takes  2 fingers to steer your car.  You discover that you can get sunburned  through your car window.  You actually burn your hand opening the car door.  You break into a sweat the instant you step  outside at 7:30 a.m. Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I  get knocked out and end up lying on  the pavement and cook to death?"  You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.  The potatoes cook underground, so all you  have to do is pull one out and add butter,  salt and pepper. Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed  ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.  The cows are giving evaporated milk.  Ah, what a place to call home. God Bless Our State [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I need to start getting back on some sort've sleep schedule, heh. Â Staying up till 4 and 5 in the morning is throwing my shit off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 A vision I had early this morning: Â Ming-Ming Duckling: "This is seewious!" Â The Joker: "Why so serious, Ming-Ming?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 "It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emeror remains an emperor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nknight Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Â Andy Dick is looking crazier than usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 Â + Â Â = Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 (edited) += he's gonna be pissed lol Edited July 17, 2008 by archangel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 well, not many people enjoy being paper champs. Â MH - i see what you did thar. i love that quote, and now long for absolute sandman vol 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 I'm glad you enjoyed it! I wanna re-read it all again. I wish I had the Absolute sets.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 IF SOMEONE BUYS ME THIS SHIRT, I WILL MAKE IT WORTH THEIR WHILE. SRSLY. http://iheartuproductions.com/merch/index....products_id=209 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 i know you're mad busy, Stillbored, but i miss you so. Â Â and not...not just 'cause of all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008  http://slugsite.us/bow/nudiwkps/br10.jpg   I'm such a nerd... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 This man would like your vote! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Send a JibJab Sendables® eCard Today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 MY POCKY ARRIVED! I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME FROM WORK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 I'm watching an infomercial on break... it's about a work out body sculpting program I might try. It's different workouts working different muscles in different ways so it keeps your muscles guessing, never settling into a routine (this is proven to be the best way to work out and get results) it's called P90X... Â Anyways one of the exercises looked like they were muching on the carpet. Literally. Floor carpet. No, not the other kind. It just looked funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 some funk for blargh. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 20, 2008 Author Share Posted July 20, 2008 really, sega? this is what sonic fucking needed?! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingG Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Anybony seen newtypes pants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Anybony seen newtypes pants? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Â I knew posting that would've gotten a reaction out of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 (edited) So you're wingG? Â IDGI! Â Did they get your pants for their birthday? Edited July 20, 2008 by MetalHeart mer!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 So you're wingG? Â Nope. Â He forgot to log off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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