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In a matter not remotely related to Hondos or MM, I'm so fucking jubilant my unlucky streak would appear to finally be over. I'ver learnt not to be excited after so many false starts, but at the very least a 4-6 week government assignment will keep the wolves from my door & comics in my fucking shelf. Now if only I could find Civil War #2.

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On a secondary note, I think the coolest thing to do tonight would be to take a shamanic inside my own head. Something like a guided tour of my body, where I get to go back to see when I got every single scar I have(physical obviously) and how. Be an interesting nostalgia trip to say the least, with a lotta good as well as bad. I wonder what my earliest scar is...

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Heh...one of the earlier posts on this form of the board, and it was so classy.

 

Dec 8 2001, 05:21 AM

 

Dear Mr. Abby:

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

 

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together.

Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

 

Dear Mr. Abby:

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

 

A: Do it. Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day.

Then cook him a nice meal.

 

Dear Mr. Abby:

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

 

A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral on him.

Then cook him a nice meal.

 

Dear Mr. Abby:

Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

 

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

 

Dear Mr. Abby:

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

 

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal.

 

Dear Mr. Abby:

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep, never giving me one.

 

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

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coach.jpg

 

Names McKirk and soccer's the game. We need new players, and if you don't suck at soccer come to my office and talk to me. I also wanted to say that I would never ever date any faculty members. Even if they begged me to date them, I would still say no, unless they would beg. But they would have to beg. Beg a lot.

 

Come on LOOK AT THIS!

 

 

Best line ever!

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DAMN DELL AND THEIR FUCKING CONTRAPTIONS!!!!

 

 

My fucking laptop has gone to heaven... the Lappy is no longer. For now I must use Javi's desktop. But I want my Lappy..it was great to take to Starbucks where I would write my papers and post on Hondos..

 

Let's all take a moment to remember my dear dear lappy....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok so do you want to know where I can buy a new laptop at a decent price???

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This is a message to Losifer:

 

You have replied to two separate Blargh entries. This is the first post in Blargh, laying out the one and only rule of Blargh:

 

The idea is to post anything you want, with ONE RULE ONLY:

 

**YOU MAY NOT REPLY TO OTHER POSTS**

 

every post must be random, no connection at all to the previous.

 

Your act of replification in the sacred temple of Blargh is an abomination, and has offended the natives. They are restless and are calling for a blood sacrifice to cleanse the holy ground you have sullied. Your blood. Only one other thing besides the spilling of your blood will calm their savage temperments. You must apologize and stop reply to previous posts in Blargh.

 

 

That is all.

Edited by Jack's Meandering Thoughts
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