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OK. Srsly now.

 

Who is the sexy Irishman that called me last night? Jax, they said they talked to you before calling me! Was it 2T?! Who was it?! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

 

 

I"m such a bastard :(

 

 

 

 

 

I know now! I'm such a jerk. I love my Du$t.

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English or German?

AP- September 19, 2007

 

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby

English will be the official language of the European Union

rather than German, which was the other possibility.

 

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that

English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-

year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

 

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will

make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in

favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have

one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond

year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will

make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

 

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted

to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

 

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have

always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

 

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag

is disgrasful and it should go away.

 

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as

replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

 

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords

kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl

riten styl.

 

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu

understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted inze forst plas.

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