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In order to be effective in the next joke. We need to know this lyric:

 

Wishmaster - Nightwish

 

Master!

Apprentice!

Heartborne! 7th seeker

Warrior!

Disciple!

In me the Wishmaster

 

Master!

Apprentice!

Heartborne! 7th seeker

Warrior!

Disciple!

In me the Wishmaster

 

Elbereth

Lorien

 

A dreamy-eyed child staring into night

On a journey to storyteller`s mind

Whispers a wish speaks with the stars the words are silent in Him

Distant sigh from a lonely heart

"I`ll be with you soon, my Shalafi"

Grey Heavens my destiny

 

Master!

Apprentice!

Heartborne! 7th seeker

Warrior!

Disciple!

In me the Wishmaster

 

Silvera

Starbreeze

 

Sla-Mori the one known only by Him

To august realms, the sorcery within

If you hear the call of arcane lore,

Your world shall rest on Earth no more

A maiden elf calling with her cunning song

"Meet me at the Inn of Last Home"

Heartborne will find the way!

 

Master!

Apprentice!

Heartborne! 7th seeker

Warrior!

Disciple!

In me the Wishmaster

 

Master!

Apprentice!

Heartborne! 7th seeker

Warrior!

Disciple!

In me the Wishmaster

 

guitar solo

 

Wishmaster

Crusade for Your will

A child, dreamfinder

The Apprentice becoming...

 

Master!

Apprentice!

Heartborne! 7th seeker

Warrior!

Disciple!

In me the Wishmaster

 

Master!

Apprentice!

Heartborne! 7th seeker

Warrior!

Disciple!

In me the Wishmaster

 

Master!

Apprentice!

Heartborne! 7th seeker

Warrior!

Disciple!

In me the Wishmaster

 

 

Now, The Joke. The Missheard Lyric:

 

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Calling all bitches

 

the Jewel-Bitch-Motherfucker has found himself in manchester without his jewels, would any of you fine bitches be able to supply him with some on a short term basis?

 

the Jewel-Bitch can be found in the home of his sibling, the Dual-Duck-Motherfucker and shall be Tiger Lounging at the monthly dress up night.

 

this is a matter of some concern

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