Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boogie Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 The only good thing about The Hulk movie was the soundtrack... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the division of joy Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Kevin Costner @ Uncyclopedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Ohhhhhhhhhh Verizon...hire smarter employees and advertising execs. my favorite part: "well, it's obviously a difference of opinion." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) You are my Solskjaer my Ole Solskjaer, You make me happy when skies are grey, Oh Alan Shearer was Fucking dearer, So Please don't take my Solskjaer away. Edited August 28, 2007 by soldier of fortune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 For Kertins: A ridiculous angora rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 You know, Coupling was a really great series. The American version, on the other hand was absolute crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 i googled my name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 If you look real close you can see Arch in the background Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 29, 2007 Author Share Posted August 29, 2007 Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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FireDownBelow Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 There's a Dairy Queen commerical that reminds me of the Rocky Horror Picture Show opening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Hilly Kristal 1931-2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alive she cried Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Lipstick In SchoolAccording to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the washroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. He called all the girls to the washroom and met them there with the maintenance man. He explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, he asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY.. There are teachers, and then there are Educators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nanno Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE Dear Mr. Thatcher I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horse riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing? As brand manager in the feminine-hygiene division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying and out-of-control behavior. You surely realise it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy! The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that the UK is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in capri pants. Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy Period." Are you *+*#*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness - is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Nurofen and Kahlúa and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Tesco's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man. If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong"? - Or are you just picking on us? Sir, please inform your accounting department that, effective immediately, there will be an £8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flexi-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullsh1t. And that's a promise I will keep. Always. Best, Wendi Aarons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Boogie Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 This next guy has totally lost it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jumbie Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 I posted once about how upset I was that when one of those boy band guys turned out to be gay, it was the ugly one, Lance Bass. Well, I just found out that the band Westlife has a gay member. He's the ugly one. One of the US senators got caught asking for gay sex ina bathroom. You guessed it: one of the ugly ones... can't get a break anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 I posted once about how upset I was that when one of those boy band guys turned out to be gay, it was the ugly one, Lance Bass. Well, I just found out that the band Westlife has a gay member. He's the ugly one. One of the US senators got caught asking for gay sex ina bathroom. You guessed it: one of the ugly ones... can't get a break anywhere. Supposedly the main guy from prison break is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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