the division of joy Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 THE OFFICIAL GOD FAQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Living is a new place away from your friends and family is a bit daunting. But no matter how lonely I feel, I know I have Cj to cheer me up and make me feel super. He's just that awesome. I surely would be a lost woman without him. and his mutton chops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Here's where Blizzard got the Dranei dance from. (I love watching this oddly enough.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Living is a new place away from your friends and family is a bit daunting. But no matter how lonely I feel, I know I have Cj to cheer me up and make me feel super. He's just that awesome. I surely would be a lost woman without him. and his mutton chops. My thoughts exactly: Living is a new place away from your friends and family is a bit daunting. But no matter how lonely I feel, I know I have Maria to cheer me up and make me feel super. She's just that awesome. I surely would be a lost man without her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 i am a stumbler... ahoy insomnia!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nanno Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 Undressing Scarlet Johansson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 25, 2007 Share Posted August 25, 2007 I am war, I am pain I am all you've ever slain I am tears in your eyes I am grief, I am lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 26, 2007 Author Share Posted August 26, 2007 square, im not even hanging on for the inevitable FF VII remake, but thousands are. i know youre waiting till the well runs dry, but fucksake, youre redoing FF I and II again these days, i think were nearing that point. at least let me get Chrono Trigger again out of it, goddammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 A 14 year old boy from Brevard, North Carolina was nearly killed Sunday while trying to stop his Xbox 360 from overheating. The boy’s mother told local news that his Xbox 360 kept turning itself off after about 5 minutes. Her son had read online that he could stop it from cutting off by cooling the power supply. “I saw him put the cord on top of a box in the living room”, said the boy’s mother. “When I left to go next door he was playing a game but when I got back he was laying on his back on the floor and unconscious”. While his mother was away the boy had taken the power supply and wrapped it in plastic and tape. In an attempt to cool it off, he submerged it into a pan of water with the cord still plugged in. The boy had regained consciousness by the time paramedics had arrived. He was taken to the Transylvania CommunityHospital in Brevard where he spent the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jumbie Posted August 26, 2007 Share Posted August 26, 2007 You know that old factoid about how eating asparagus will make your urine smell like asparagus? Whenever I think about that I get an image of a billion people sniffing their own piss to see if it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 its always annoying knowing i've to be up for work in 4 hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Prison Break season 3 September 24th on Sky One!!!!!!! Thats before Fox are even airing it!!! Howdya like them apples America!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! And the best for last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 "you people are freakin' nazis, man!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 after a week and a half off work, i can truly conclude, it does suck to be back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 "Super Mario 3 sucks a fucking cock This game is shit, plain and simple. Oh, let's all get the warp whistle and warp to "big world"! Too bad big world isn't fucking fun, like the rest of this game. The entire thing is designed to anger and frustrate you. Oh, you get Kuribo's shoe on one fucking level! Wow, pardon me while I make the universal motion for a handjob. Kuribo's shoe fucking sucked. What did it do, exactly? It let you JUMP ON THINGS, something you were able to do the entire fucking game. Oh, also you looked gay. There are some interesting power-ups in the game, such as Tanookie Mario, Hammer Mario, and Frog Mario. But guess what? You can get them on like 2 levels total, and if you fuck up and get hit ONCE, you lose them, FOREVER. Wow, that's fun! I love games that demand I play perfectly or have no fun, because I'm a fucking jap who strives for absolute perfection in gaming otherwise I kill myself. Mario 3 may have been interesting or fun at one time, but the game is a worthless piece of shit in today's day and age. It's horribly flawed and full of punch-in-the-dick moments, much more so than it has moments that are just fun to play." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 The wii needs this, so very badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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