the division of joy Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 half seven.... christ i should be asleep... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 All your goddamn animated GIFs and goddamn lengthy ass sigs make viewing Hondos remotely a fuckin headache....good thing I'm not here that often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 in a single engine cessna you say we'll never make it there so all we do is circle it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 anonymous strikes again. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 14, 2008 Share Posted March 14, 2008 Ah magic mushrooms... How i miss thee, the only drug where talking to a pillow in your friends shed while listening to INXS is acceptable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 14, 2008 Author Share Posted March 14, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 all work and no play makes jack a dull boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 all work and no play makes jack a dull boy   That made my night. Thank you! <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 are your kids d-bags? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 15, 2008 Share Posted March 15, 2008 i wonder if i disguised myself as a 14 year old would i have a chance with pamela rogers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 15, 2008 Author Share Posted March 15, 2008 850+ pages, and still not enough Get Your War On around here. Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 I GOT SOME SLEEP, I FINALLY GOT SOME FUCKING SLEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 16, 2008 Share Posted March 16, 2008 (edited) From uncyclopedia, a guide to kitten huffing....  A how to  Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular and healthy alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, including addiction, damaged sinuses, corrupted brains, which may lead to someone thinking they're something they aren't, and, in some cases, death. It is a general rule of thumb that anyone who huffs more than 3 kittens a day is an addict. Veteran huffers often caution against huffing more than a couple kittens per day as overdosing can be very unpleasant and quite dangerous.  The 'cupped hands approach', developed by the Marquess of Queensberry as a remedy for the pain of head injuries sustained while boxing, has come to be the dominant huffing technique in Europe and the Americas. Other techniques are generally avoided by all but expert huffers and even experts tend to avoid techniques involving rolled up dollar bills, as the kittens tend to clog, although other techniques exist.   The Cupped Hands Approach Obtain a fresh, live kitten. Cup hands around the kitten's head, leaving a small opening to put your mouth around. Inhale strongly through the opening until the soul has been completely sucked from the kitten.†Don't be a dick: recycle. Used kittens may be turned in to a local Kitten Recycling Center or PETA office. †Make sure you are huffing the correct end of the kitten. In case of emergency be sure to contact your local Poison Control Center.    a short video on the plastic tube method   While less common than the Cupped Hands approach, the Plastic Tube approach is much quicker, although less satisfying.  Obtain a fresh, live kitten Find a plastic tube or similarly shaped object Place plastic tube at rear of kitten Inhale through tube Call Poison Control   A kitten in huffing bowl   The huffing bowl approach..  Like the Plastic Tube approach, the Huffing Bowl approach has the last steps similar to the Cupped Hands approach. This is the oldest of Huffing Techniques, dating from circa 1126 by King Henry II.  The first three steps are as follows:  Obtain a fresh, live kitten. Obtain a huffing bowl (for only £9.99 from your local newsagents) and give it a rinse. Place kitten in bowl. The fourth step has become lost in the sands of time, yet various estoric sources say a method similar to the Cupped Hands approach used on the tail or nearby, although this is to be seriously doubted   The pre huff stretch when buying pre-bottled kittens    The effects of huffing   While much is still unknown about kitten pharmacodynamics, in a recent breakthrough researchers at the UncycloProject On Drugs discovered that kittens have an inhibitory action at several of the neurotransmitter reuptake pumps; tiny orange kittens can additionally cause neurotransmitter release after entering the axon terminal. The psychopharmacological jargon for this is that regular-strength kittens "fuck you up", while tiny orange kittens "fuck you up real good", according to the researchers.  A cat preparing to be huffed   Some anti-huffing media     In conclusion.... Huff with caution Edited March 16, 2008 by the division of joy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Â Thanks for making me cry, PostSecret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 (edited) one of those days  Edited March 17, 2008 by Signal08 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 I'mma thinkin I should make some new holiday logos for Hondos...I remember that old St. Patty's Day one, and I remember doin' it about 2 years ago...maybe three... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 (edited) I miss certain from my distant past and my not so long ago past. People who I felt like we had great conversations and were fun to talk to and hang around... What happened? Where did it thin out at? Why did we let it fall apart, and how did we change? Am I a good person? If I'm losing people and friends, where did I go wrong? I know I do fucked up shit and make bad decisions, but don't we all? Can't we forgive each other? I forgive a lot of people and give second, third, fourth, and even fifth chances. Â Anyways. I miss talking to certain people. That's all. Listening to Boards of Canada gives me these thoughts and nostalgic feelings. Â It's raining outside. Cold and wet. Â I'm ready for a fight. Let's go! Â I'm ready for sleep. Let's do this! Â I'm ready for another change. Come on! Â Pull yourself together now. That's it. Â Slowly. Â Now... march! Edited March 19, 2008 by MetalHeart Yeah, that's right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 (edited) holy shit See more funny videos at CollegeHumor Edited March 21, 2008 by alive she cried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 (edited) say what you see Edited March 22, 2008 by alive she cried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 great family guy/supes reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 my testicles burn... bad new shower gel... bad.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 You know you have problems when at 5 am, you're watching this, in shorts... drinking tea... Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 Japanese TV has some of the funniest shit! Â Human Tetris: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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