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Stoppping off last night in a pizza place after a hard nights drinking, I noticed all the tables had disposable covers and a little bowl of multi-coloured chalks. I quickly set about scrawling "www.hondosbar.com" all over one side of them but the pimpage was somewhat marred by the Irish flag next to it with the words "Fuck The English" underneath and several "IRA"s here and there. :wink:

 

I know, I'm a drunken hatemonger*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Disclaimer: The views in this post are not the views of the author. Not when he's sober anyway.

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:2T: The fuck?
my brother's a manager in pc world, it's second hand, but because it's ex repair i know everything is working perfectly.compaq, 100gb HD, 1gb ram, windows xp (but that's probably a good thing) it just did'nt sell so the price kept dropping, and they needed to get rid of it, so it went down to €50. but you know what the best bit is? he still got his 10% discount so i got it for €45.i could'nt believe my luck, still can'ti think it's the best thing that's happened to me especially since being pennieless there woulda been no way i could've afforded one

 

also if i get the three year cover plan which'll cost about €100, and then "break" it in two and a half years i'll be entitled to a new similar specked compaq laptop, essentially pc world would be paying me to take a new laptop out of their shop AFTER selling me a laptop for €45

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who or what is "notarch"?

 

Its why, as far as i can tell, trolls cant vote anymore. Around the time of the third awards votes, arch was out in front for the smartest, so drifter, being the little shitling he is, decided to stuf the ballotbox in bishopcruz's favour.

 

 

 

man, i feel almost old skool telling off a tale like that...

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I used to rule the world

Seas would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

Sweep the streets I used to own

 

I used to roll the dice

Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes

Listen as the crowd would sing:

"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"

 

One minute I held the key

Next the walls were closed on me

And I discovered that my castles stand

Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand

 

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing

Roman Cavalry choirs are singing

Be my mirror my sword and shield

My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain

Once you go there was never, never an honest word

That was when I ruled the world

(Ohhh)

 

It was the wicked and wild wind

Blew down the doors to let me in.

Shattered windows and the sound of drums

People couldn't believe what I'd become

 

Revolutionaries wait

For my head on a silver plate

Just a puppet on a lonely string

Oh who would ever want to be king?

 

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing

Roman Cavalry choirs are singing

Be my mirror my sword and shield

My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint Peter won't call my name

Never an honest word

But that was when I ruled the world

(Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

 

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing

Roman Cavalry choirs are singing

Be my mirror my sword and shield

My missionaries in a foreign field

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint Peter will call my name

Never an honest word

But that was when I ruled the world

Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh

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Heh. Dogsitting for a friend while she's out of town at the moment. Emer (the dog) comes up to me with a ball, wanting to fight over it then play catch. I hold my hand close to the ball, then bring it up as if I were about to throw the ball still in her mouth. Naturally, Emer lets go of the ball and starts runnning in the direction of my seeming throw, only to come to a stop as she's realized what just happened. I wonder how many times she'll let me get away with that? :cry:

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