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I remember back 3-4 years ago and she was absolutely stunning looking, curvy and what not, and superbly talented, now she looks like skeletor in beehive and more miss than hit with her live shows... Its a shame really, she's only 23-24 too...

 

I know, I used to love her looks. now she's all sorts of wrong. It is a shame, becuase she is talented.

nice teeth amy...

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jesus christ, i just bothered reading the ugly thing, and yeah, thats just...jesus.

 

i make a habit to pet strays alla time 'cause i figure five minutes of petting prolly means way more to them than whatever i had planned for the next five minutes anyway, and i used to get fussy when theyd inevitably bite or scratch me till i realized half the time, theyd just go from purring to wanting to play. never had a cat "suckle" though, still not sure what that even means. they mostly just lick things with their sandpapery tongues.

 

but yes, ASC, you've officially posted the saddest thing ive ever fucking seen/read on the internets.

 

Beh. That was sad but it didn't affect me all that much. Am I a monster? Anyways, I think I;ve told y'all before we had a stray like that in my first block, all kinds of fucked up but not even remotely friendly and all he ever did was hiss. We all left food out for him though and he wouldn't let anyone get close enough to pat him(though he was deaf so it was easy to sneak up on him-didn't like the touching though). Hell, he became a house fixture by the time I left. we all loved his mangled arse.

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Yesterday three wonderful things happened to me.

 

First - A friend who has been playing drums for forever told me that he liked my music and would lend a hand to adding some drum work to it :welcome:

 

Second - Got to talk to Amy bunches yesterday and she joined up on Hondos!

 

Third - Got a phone call from NICK/2T/JAX/JOEL/SEN for great justice! Oh 2T... you are so dreamy!

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stupid things people have said:

 

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)

Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for ‘cherrypickers’ and cheesemongers’?

Contestant: Homosexuals.

Paxman: No. They’re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.

 

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)

Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?

Contestant: Geography isn’t my strong point.

Theakston: There’s a clue in the title.

Contestant: Leicester.

 

BBC NORFOLK

Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?

Contestant: I don’t know.

White: I’ll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your shoulder and your elbow?

Contestant: Arm.

White: Correct. And if you’re not weak, you’re…?

Contestant: Strong.

White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten’s first name?

Contestant: Louis.

White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?

Contestant: Frank Sinatra?

 

LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)

Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?

Contestant: France.

Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.

Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.

Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let’s try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?

Contestant: Sorry, I don’t know.

Trelinski: Just guess a country then.

Contestant: Paris.

 

THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)

Anne Robinson: - Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: - Prison, or The Conservative Party?

Contestant: The Conservative Party.

 

BEACON RADIO (WOLVERHAMPTON)

DJ Mark: For Pounds 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?

Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

 

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE

Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi’s first name?

Contestant: Goosey?

 

GWR FM (Bristol)

Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?

Contestant: I don’t know, I wasn’t watching it then.

 

RTE RADIO 2FM (IRELAND)

Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The..?

Caller: Mohicans.

 

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER)

Phil: What’s 11 squared?

Contestant: I don’t know.

Phil: I’ll give you a clue. It’s two ones with a two in the Middle.

Contestant: Is it five?

 

RICHARD AND JUDY

Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?

A: Forrest Gump.

 

RICHARD AND JUDY

Leslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?

Contestant: Er . .

Leslie: He makes bread . . .

Contestant: Er . . .

Leslie: He makes cakes . . .

Contestant: Kipling Street?

 

LINCS FM PHONE-IN

Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?

Contestant: Barcelona.

Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.

Contestant: I’m sorry, I don’t know the names of any countries in Spain.

 

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)

Question: What is the world’s largest continent?

Contestant: The Pacific

 

ROCK FM (PRESTON)

Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.

Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

 

THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)

Steve Le Fevre: What was signed, to bring World War I to an end in 1918?

Contestant: Magna Carta

 

JAMES O’BRIEN SHOW (LBC)

O’Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?

Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth … ER …ER… Three?

 

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL)

Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?

Caller: Japan.

Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn’t hear that, I can let you try again.

Caller: Er … Mexico?

 

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE)

Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?

Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

 

DARYL DENHAM’S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO) Daryl Denham:

In which country would you spend shekels?

Contestant: Holland?

Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.

Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?

Denham (helpfully): It’s a bad line. Did you say Israel?

Contestant: No.

 

PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC GMR)

Wood: What ‘K’ could be described as the Islamic Bible?

Contestant: Er .

Wood: It’s got two syllables . . . Kor . .

Contestant: Blimey?

Wood: Ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . .

Contestant: (Silence)

Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .

Contestant: Walked?

 

THE VAULT

Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?

Contestant: Nostalgia.

 

LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)

Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes?

Contestant: Jewish.

Presenter: That’s close enough.

 

STEVE WRIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON (BBC RADIO 2)

Wright: Johnny Weissmuller died on this day. Which jungle-swinging character clad only in a loincloth did he play?

Contestant: Jesus

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Holy fuck was traffic bad today. I mean worse than I've ever seen it. Every stoplight today felt like they were all waiting for a train 2 freggin miles long to pass by. Ugh. That and I have no ac, so I'm sweatting more than the steamy balls of a rainforest gorilla. At least I don't smell as bad.

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